The Great Ninjapiratezombierobot War
The Beginning[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #School!*
*banjo2E has entered the game*
banjo2E: Alright, STICKFIG?!, do you have the disc?
STICKFIG?!: Uh...what disc?
banjo2E: You a**hole! The disc with the M.U.G.E.N. files on it!
STICKFIG?!: I have no such disc.
banjo2E: Very well. You have earned the wrath of my NINJA MAFIA!
*banjo2E has left #School*
STICKFIG?!: So be it...
*STICKFIG?! has left #School*
Round One[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #STICKFIG_BASE!*
*banjo2E_Ninja has entered the game
banjo2E_Ninja: Now, to steal something that STICKFIG?! has already lost forever and will never see again anyway...
*banjo2E_Ninja sneaks into the base*
*banjo2E_Ninja takes 0 damage from a trap!*
banjo2E_Ninja: WTF?!
*STICKFIG_Pirate has decloaked!*
banjo2E_Ninja: OMG! PIRATES!
*banjo2E_Ninja takes 0 damage from Parrot!*
*STICKFIG_Pirate takes 0 damage from Shruikan!*
*STICKFIG_Pirate throws bombs at banjo2E_Ninja!*
*1d12 comes up 1! Attack misses!*
STICKFIG_Pirate: WTF!
banjo2E_Ninja: Lollercopters
*banjo2E_Ninja uses Toad Summon Scroll!*
*1d24 comes up 1! Attack misses!*
banjo2E_Ninja: ZOMGTWF!!!!!
STICKFIG_Pirate: ROFLOLMAO
banjo2E_Ninja: This isn't over...
*banjo2E_Ninja has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
*End of Round One, Round Two begins in 24 hours*
Round Two[edit | edit source]
*Round Two Start!*
*banjo2E_Ninja has entered the game*
*banjo2E_Ninja returns to previous location*
*STICKFIG_Pirate decloaks!*
SERVER IS DOWN
*D4RK_R3ICH installed Realistic Fighting. Success!*
SERVER IS UP
STICKFIG_Pirate: LOLZ, you about to get pwnd
banjo2E_Ninja: O RLY?
STICKFIG_Pirate: YA RLY!
*banjo2E_Clinja decloaks!*
STICKFIG_Pirate: OMFG! CLINJAS! O NOES!
banjo2E_Clinja laughs maniacally
*STICKFIG_Pirate takes 2 damage from Acid-Squirting Flower*
*STICKFIG_Pirate takes 1 damage from Kunai Knives*
*banjo2E_Ninja acquires Worthless Crap!*
banjo2E_Ninja: Today's mission is accomplished, returning to base.
*banjo2E_Ninja has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
*banjo2E_Clinja has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
STICKFIG_Pirate: Dammit. WHITE NINJA!
*STICKFIG_WNinja decloaks!*
STICKFIG_Wninja: Yeah?
STICKFIG_Pirate: Next time, HELP, DAMMIT!
STICKFIG_Wninja: Whatev, n00b.
*End of Round Two, Round Three TBA*
Intermission[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #School!*
*banjo2E has entered the game*
*STICKFIG?! has entered the game*
banjo2E: My strike was successful. You have lost 3 pirates.
STICKFIG?!: DAMMIT!
banjo2E: Do you have the disc?
STICKFIG?!: No!
banjo2E: Very well, prepare for a new assault.
STICKFIG?!: Well, I am preparing my ZOMBIE STRIKE FORCE!
banjo2E: Good, because my Robots are attacking tonight.
*banjo2E has left #School*
*STICKFIG?! has left #School*
Round Three[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #STICKFIG_BASE!*
*Round Three Start!*
*banjo2E_Ninja has entered the game*
*banjo2E_Clinja has entered the game*
*banjo2E_Robot has entered the game*
*banjo2E_Ninja and banjo2E_Clinja return to previous location*
*banjo2E_Robot enteres the HEAVY METAL level*
*STICKFIG_Pirate decloaks!*
banjo2E_Ninja: LOL, it's this n00b again.
STICKFIG_Pirate: This time I will PWNJOO!
banjo2E_Clinja: Oh yeah? You and whose army?
*STICKFIG_WNinja decloaks!*
STICKFIG_WNinja: Mine.
banjo2E_Ninja: F**K!
banjo2E_Clinja: FU**!
STICKFIG_Pirate: LOLZ
*banjo2E_Robot activates LASER_TURRET*
*Sneak attack! STICKFIG_Pirate takes 10 damage from Turret Laser. CRITICAL HIT!*
*Sneak attack! STICKFIG_WNinja takes 7 damage from Turret Laser. CRITICAL HIT!*
STICKFIG_Pirate: WTF!
banjo2E_Ninja: Oh, did we mention we have robots?
STICKFIG_WNinja: Good, because we have...
*Sneak attack! banjo2E_Robot takes 0 damage from Pestilence Claw!*
STICKFIG_Zombie: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNSSS...
STICKFIG_WNinja: ZOMBIES!
*Counterattack! STICKFIG_Zombie takes 1 damage from Buzzsaw Arm! CRITICAL HIT!
banjo2E_Clinja: O RLY? Don't seem to be doing to well at the
STICKFIG_Zombie: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNSSS...
banjo2E_Clinja: moment
STICKFIG_Pirate: STFU
*banjo2E_Clinja is immune to Pirate Cannon. 0 damage!*
STICKFIG_Pirate: ZOMGWTF!
STICKFIG_WNinja: You n00b, Clinjas are immune to Pirates. Everyone knows that!
*banjo2E_Robot acquires More Worthless Crap!*
banjo2E_Robot: /\/\|55|0|\| 4((0/\/\|*|_|5|-|3|)!
*banjo2E_Robot has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
banjo2E_Ninja: Copy that.
*banjo2E_Ninja has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
banjo2E_Clinja: LOL, n00b
*banjo2E_Clinja drops Comedy Bomb!*
*banjo2E_Clinja has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
STICKFIG_Pirate: OH SH*T
STICKFIG_WNinja: C'mon!
*STICKFIG_WNinja uses Ninja Dash!*
*STICKFIG_WNinja, STICKFIG_Pirate, and COMEDY_BOMB are now in #Hazmat_Containment
*STICKFIG_WNinja throws COMEDY_BOMB into HAZMAT_CONTAINER!*
*HAZMAT_CONTAINER has been sealed*
STICKFIG_Pirate: Whoa...
STICKFIG_WNinja: I rock. Oh yeah.
*STICKFIG?! has entered the game*
STICKFIG_Pirate: Oh...hey, Boss...
STICKFIG?!: Guys, banjo2E is too powerful as we are now. We must institute...Code Black.
*STICKFIG?! uses HAXX0RING!*
*The following players are in #Hazmat_Containment:*
STICKFIG?!
STICKFIG_Pirate
STICKFIG_WNinja
*Confirm warp of all players*
*Confirmed. All players in #Hazmat_Containment have been warped to #STICKFIG_CONTROL
STICKFIG?!: Let's do it.
STICKFIG_Pirate: 'Kay, Boss.
STICKFIG_WNinja: Roger.
*STICKFIG_1 trigger on*
*STICKFIG_2 trigger on*
*STICKFIG_3 trigger on*
*Now entering Code Black mode*
*End of Round Three*
Intermission, Part Deux[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #School!*
*banjo2E has entered the game*
*STICKFIG?! has entered the game*
banjo2E: My strike was again successful.
STICKFIG?!: Ah, but now I have new cannons. Guess what they fire?
banjo2E: Dirty underwear?
STICKFIG?!: No.
banjo2E: Photon blasts?
STICKFIG?!: No.
banjo2E: Then what do they fire?
STICKFIG?!: MONKEYS.
banjo2E: OMG! And you don't have the disc?
STICKFIG?!: No.
banjo2E: Very well.
*banjo2E has left #School*
*STICKFIG?! has left #School*
*Round Four begins in #STICKFIG_BASE at 2300 hours*
Round Four[edit | edit source]
*Welcome to #STICKFIG_BASE!*
*banjo2E_Ninja has entered the game*
*banjo2E_Clinja has entered the game*
*banjo2E_Robot has entered the game*
*banjo2E has entered the game*
banjo2E: Now remember, he's got a lot of new stuff, so you'll need this:
*banjo2E_StarcraftArmy has entered the game*
banjo2E_Ninja: OMG! KICK ASS! LOL CARRIERS FTW!
banjo2E: Just nuke this base. He has more. If this doesn't get him to give me the disc, then only complete genocide of all his bases will.
*banjo2E has left #STICKFIG_BASE*
*STICKFIG_Pirate decloaks!*
*STICKFIG_WNinja decloaks!*
*STICKFIG_Zombie decloaks!*
STICKFIG_Pirate: Nice army. But wait until you see...
*Game Paused*
*Game Resumed*
STICKFIG_Pirate: WTF?!?
banjo2E_Clinja: I think somebody paused the game.
STICKFIG_Pirate: But who? Neither banjo2E or STICKFIG?! has paused the game recently.
<insert name here>: Sorry. My bad. Had to go to get snacks.
STICKFIG_WNinja: Who is this <insert name here>?
banjo2E_Robot: 4((355||\|6 |)47484|\||<...
<insert name here> is a noncombatant class "Marvel_Watcher."
STICKFIG_WNinja: Oh, so he just sits there and does nothing.
<insert name here>: Yeah, basically, that's it. You should see me in the other war games.
SERVER IS DOWN
D4RK_R3ICH installs Microsoft Sam. Success!
SERVER IS UP
banjo2E_Robot: <insert name here> HAS NOT APPPPEERED IN THE OHTHER WAR GAMEZ.
banjo2E_Ninja: ...eh? What's wrong with you, Robo?
STICKFIG_WNinja: Microsoft Sam is a crappy voice synthesizer, but hey, at least it's better than the old 1337 model.
banjo2E_Clinja: True. Hey, uh, we need to get this battle under-
*STICKFIG_BASE takes ∞ damage from GHOST_NUKE*
*STICKFIG_BASE has been destroyed*
banjo2E_Clinja: Uh...Never mind.
*Monkey Cannon Launch!*
*banjo2E_StarcraftArmy takes ░▒▓☺☻ damage from EVIL_MONKEY*
*banjo2E_StarcraftArmy has been destroyed*
STICKFIG_WNinja: Wow. This is boring.
banjo2E_Ninja: Want to grab some KFC?
STICKFIG_Pirate: OMG! KICK ASS! KFC!
*banjo2E_Ninja has gone to #KFC*
*STICKFIG_Pirate has gone to #KFC*
*banjo2E_Clinja has gone to #KFC*
*STICKFIG_WNinja has gone to #KFC*
*Colenal_sandaz poisoned STICKFIG_WNinja, banjo2E_Clinja, STICKFIG_Pirate, banjo2E_Ninja with evil trans fats of doom.*
Colenal_sandaz: he he he
*banjo2E and STICKFIG?! decloak!*
banjo2E: Well, this sucks.
STICKFIG?!: Yeah.
banjo2E: Hey, after we get more troops, let's begin round five at #STICKFIG_MAIN.
STICKFIG?!: Killer. I can't wait to use my new, shiny CYBORG ALIENS.
banjo2E: Whatever.
*End of Round Four, Round Five TBA*
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