Napoleonic Wars (video game)

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Video Game Wars

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In Development

*Server: Nap_Wars

Rise and Shine, General[edit | edit source]

*b0n3rp4rt has joined the game

*b0n3rp4rt has offered alliance to Franc3

Franc3: b0ner u n00b

Franc3: go kill i741i4

b0n3rp4rt: fine

b0n3rp4rt: can i haz j053ph33n plz?

Franc3: yeah shes old don't want her anyway

*b0n3rp4rt has b0n3d j053ph33n!

b0n3rp4rt: WEEE!

b0n3rp4rt: oh yeah i741i4 right

*b0n3rp4rt has struck i741i4!

*20 damage to i741i4!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck PoPe!

*17 damage to PoPe!

H/\bsburg1246: WTF its my territory

b0n3rp4rt: take THAT

*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*40 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

H/\bsburg1246: OMGWTFFFF!!!

b0n3rp4rt: beg for peace

*H/\bsburg1246 has given belgium to b0n3rp4rt!

b0n3rp4rt: OMG I PWN LOLOLOL

Franc3: ur still n000b

b0n3rp4rt: ok

War in Egypt[edit | edit source]

*Map: Egypt

*b0n3rp4rt has struck Knights_of_MA!

*b0n3rp4rt has killed Knights_of_MA!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck Pyramid3z!

*36 damage to Pyramid3z!

LordBritish: OMFG!!

LordBritish: Nelson get him!

Nelson the Lord: aye aye capn

*Nelson the Lord has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*20 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

Otto_D_Man: b0n3r h@x! lets get him!

*LordBritish has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*10 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

LordBritish: hey guess what's on boner's livejournal

Otto_D_Man: wat

LordBritish: seems j053ph33n has taken a liking to other boners

LordBritish: b0n3r's all sad about it

Otto_D_Man: lol emo fag

b0n3rp4rt: HAX!!!!111!!!!1111!!!1!

b0n3rp4rt: THAT ENTRY WAS PRIVATE

*Otto_D_Man has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*9 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

b0n3rp4rt: damn u

*b0n3rp4rt has dropped Pyramid3z!

Franc3: LMAO UR PWN3D!!!!111

Franc3: bow b4 me l0ser

Birth of the Empire[edit | edit source]

b0n3rp4rt: okay directory

b0n3rp4rt: u annoyed me enouf

*b0n3rp4rt has killed /dir/ect0ry!

b0n3rp4rt: kekeke

*LordBritish is now known as YouKay

*YouKay has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*4 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

YouKay: HAXXXX!!! ALL STRIKE HIM! @ ONCE!!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*26 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

PoPe: Wow, u r0x, wanna op?

b0n3rp4rt: yep gimme op

*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: +o b0n3rp4rt

*b0n3rp4rt has struck YouKay!

*1 damage to YouKay!

b0n3rp4rt: w00t....?!!

YouKay: HEHE u'll never get me!

b0n3rp4rt: well well well

b0n3rp4rt: wait a bit

Trafalgar Tales[edit | edit source]

*Map:Trafalgar

YouKay: yo horatio use your haxing skillz and beat nap for me while i help habs

Nelson the Lord: Right-o

*m4R1nes!!! has joined the battle!

b0n3rp4rt: wtf! Pierre get yo ass over here!

frenchy_b0i: damn why do i have to do it >:(

*NAVYn00b has joined the battle!

*@rm@d@ has joined the battle!

Nelson the Lord: ENGLAND EXPECTS EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY!!! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!11111

*@rm@d@ has struck m4R1nes!!!! 10 damage!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck @rm@d@! 47 damage!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck NAVYn00b! 40 damage!

frenchy_b0i: holy sh*t we are getting pwnt

*h3adshot HA><0r has joined the battle!

*Aimbot hack activated!

*h3adshot HA><0r has struck Nelson the Lord!

*Critical hit! 100 damage!

*h3adshot HA><0r has killed Nelson the Lord!

Nelson the Lord: omg effin haxor

*Nelson the Lord has left the server.

*m4R1nes!!! has struck @rm@d@!

*m4R1nes!!! has killed @rm@d@!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck h3adshot HA><0R!

*m4R1nes!!! has killed h3adshot HA><0R!

*m4R1nes!!! has struck NAVYn00b!

*m4R1nes!!! has killed NAVYn00b!

frenchy_b0i: uh g2g

*frenchy_b0i has left the server.

b0n3rp4rt: coward bastard

YouKay: LOLOLOLOL we take over!

*YouKay has won Map:Trafalgar!

The Demise at Austerlitz[edit | edit source]

*Map:Austerlitz

b0n3rp4rt: habsburg, ur next!!

muthaland: not so quick

*muthaland has formed an alliance with H/\bsburg1246!

b0n3rp4rt: lol, alliance of l0serz

*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!

*30 damage to muthaland!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*Critical Hit!

*100 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

*b0n3rp4rt has killed H/\bsburg1246!

*b0n3rp4rt has taken i741i4 from H/\bsburg1246!

muthaland: U BASTARD!!!!!

b0n3rp4rt: too easy

b0n3rp4rt: nubcakes

Europe Surrenders[edit | edit source]

*b0n3rp4rt has killed those pitiful German mini-states!

*Prußland has formed an alliance with muthaland!

b0n3rp4rt: wtf u 2?

*b0n3rp4rt has struck Prußland!

*35 damage to Prußland!

*b0n3rp4rt has killed Prußland!

b0n3rp4rt: la la la, on to P0lska!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!

*16 damage to muthaland!

*b0n3rp4rt has taken P0lska from muthaland, Prußland and H/\bsburg1246!

muthaland: ok ok dont kill me

*muthaland has formed an alliance with b0n3rp4rt!

b0n3rp4rt: i pwn i pwn i pwn i pwn

b0n3rp4rt: UK must be easier than these sux0rz

*b0n3rp4rt has struck YouKay!

*2 damage to YouKay!

b0n3rp4rt: nooooo!!!

b0n3rp4rt: how?

YouKay: heh, island ch34t

b0n3rp4rt: then take this l0lz0r

*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: +m

*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: -v YouKay

Teh_Swede$: give 'em +v back

b0n3rp4rt: SILENCE@!!!!

muthaland: may I?

b0n3rp4rt: ur welcome

*muthaland has struck Teh_Swede$!

*27 damage to Teh_Swede$!

Teh_Swede$: No wait wait, dont kill me

*Teh_Swede$ has given cold_fish27 to muthaland!

muthaland: that will suffice, l@mo

b0n3rp4rt: And now the last one...

*b0n3rp4rt has struck Español!

*b0n3rp4rt has killed Español!

b0n3rp4rt: MWAHAhAHAHA

b0n3rp4rt: all ur Europe r belong 2 us.

Surprise![edit | edit source]

*muthaland has struck Otto_D_Man!

*31 damage to Otto_D_Man!

*Otto_D_Man has given gothkid12345 to muthaland!

muthaland: thats freakin PREFECT

*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!

*22 damage to muthaland!

b0n3rp4rt: SURPRISE!!!

muthaland: OMGWTFHOW!! Retreat! run 4 ur lives!!!!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!

*37 damage to muthaland!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!

*52 damage to muthaland!

b0n3rp4rt: will u just die already?

b0n3rp4rt: this game stinxorz

*muthaland: Cheat 'General Kutuzov' activated

*b0n3rp4rt has struck muthaland!

*72 damage to muthaland!

*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*80 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

b0n3rp4rt: THE CH3AT!!!

*muthaland: Cheat 'Moscow Fire' activated

*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*73 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*8 damage to muthaland!

*muthaland: Cheat 'Winter' activated

*Winter has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*100 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

muthaland: SURPRISE!!! God I love this one...

*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*111 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*muthaland: Cheat 'General Kutuzov' deactivated

b0n3rp4rt: damn ha><or

b0n3rp4rt: forget this crap im going back to france

Back in Europe[edit | edit source]

*ChanServ sets mode: +o muthaland

*muthaland has taken P0lska from b0n3rp4rt!

*muthaland sets mode: +v YouKay

*Español has respawned!

*Español: Cheat 'Guerilla' activated

*Prußland has respawned!

*H/\bsburg1246 has respawned!

*Prußland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*23 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*H/\bsburg1246 has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*24 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*ITALY has respawned!

*those pitiful German mini-states has respawned!

b0n3rp4rt: NOOOOOOOO!!!! this canot B I M invincibl3!!!!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck Prußland!

*20 damage to Prußland!

*b0n3rp4rt has struck H/\bsburg1246!

*20 damage to H/\bsburg1246!

*Aussie_neverland has respawned!

muthaland: now

*YouKay has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*33 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*Prußland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*34 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*H/\bsburg1246 has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*35 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*46 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

b0n3rp4rt: u all cheaterz

b0n3rp4rt: especially muthaland

b0n3rp4rt: kill me

*ChanServ has placed b0n3rp4rt in Exile Mode (Excess Flood)

H/\bsburg1246: f00f that was some fight

Prußland: so how do we divide Europe

Prußland: ?

muthaland: first of all...

*muthaland sets mode: +o king_Loui18n

The Brief Comeback[edit | edit source]

*Map: Waterloo

*b0n3rp4rt has joined the game

*b0n3rp4rt sets mode: +o b0n3rp4rt

*b0n3rp4rt has kicked king_Loui18n (stfu noob)

muthaland: ZOMG impossibl311!!!

*YouKay has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*Prußland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*H/\bsburg1246 has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

*muthaland has struck b0n3rp4rt!

*15 damage to b0n3rp4rt!

b0n3rp4rt: well

b0n3rp4rt: respect

*ChanServ sets mode: +b b0n3rp4rt

*ChanServ has kicked b0n3rp4rt (cheat detected: Self-opping)

*Mission Completed.