Falklands War (video game)
War: 
vs. 
Prelude to Battle[edit | edit source]
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has entered the game*
*ArGi3bArGi3 has entered the game*
*Southern_Sandwhichez! has entered the game*
*Georgie_from_da_south! has entered the game*
Georgie_from_da_south!: asl? bit lonely here lolz
*Faultlands has entered the game*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol this server is empty.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: 0.82 patch is lagging, new weapons tho.
ArGi3bArGi3: ur laggin cause the server is based here f00l
ArGi3bArGi3: my weponz are better anyways. stfu youkay.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: shutit. I wasn't speaking to u.
ArGi3bArGi3: my weponz r betta
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol, i'd pwn j00.
*ArGi3bArGi3 invades Georgie_from_da_south!*
Georgie_from_da_south!: where r u team?
Southern_Sandwhichez!: over here lolz
ArGi3bArGi3: haha
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: watch it m8, that's near the faultlands - theyre mine.
ArGi3bArGi3: nah, stfu youkay.
ArGi3bArGi3: lol, I can see the faultlands from here.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: yeh, you better just look at them.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: my destroyer have respawned, ur in for it now.
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay caps Georgie_from_da_south!*
ArGi3bArGi3: LOL, better run, my 3 warships are commin' to get j00.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: bollox.
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has lost the outpost!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 caps Georgie_from_da_south!*
Southern_Sandwhichez!: wtf is going on?
*Southern_Sandwhichez! is now idle!*
*PeruPwnsJ00! has entered the game*
*Swizzla69 has entered the game*
*ArGi3bArGiE initiates a kick vote against E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: eh?
ArGi3bArGi3: you were basecamping.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: no, faultlands belong to me, n00b.
ArGi3bArGi3: nah, u entered my area, i ban ur a$$
*voting was unsuccessful - more votes required!*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol, unlucky
Swizzla69: hey
PeruPwnsJ00!: hi
ArGi3bArGi3: come on my side, not with that basecamper twat.
Swizzla69: now now, lets play nicely guys :)
ArGi3bArGi3: but he is basecamping to fux.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: it's loserz like you that ruin this game, argiebargie.
PeruPwnsJ00!: lol I can load up fraps and do some stunts, w00t.
*Server_Admin has entered the game*
*S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA has entered the game*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: hello
S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA: YouKay, wanna join my clan?
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: nah, i'm i'm already in 1 m8
ArGi3bArGi3: stfu youkay
S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA: k np
ArGi3bArGi3: dont make me get server admin.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol, ok then.
Server Admin: both of u, grow up.
PeruPwnsJ00!: yer, i'm with you on that one.
PeruPwnsJ00!: restart server plz?
ArGi3bArGi3: no
*Franc3 has entered the game*
Franc3: hi
ArGi3bArGi3: weponz plz.
Franc3: nah, got a better deal.
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol, too right.
Alee to Stanley's Shed![edit | edit source]
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks Faultlands 10 Morale Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay! + 5 Morale Damage to Faultlands!*
Faultlands: bollox to your rules, no way i'm gonna' driv3 on that side of the road m8, u fr34kz
ArGi3bArGi3: LOLOLOL
*ArGi3bArGi3 teamkills PeruPwnsJ00!*
PeruPwnsJ00!: n00b lol
ArGi3bArGi3: soz
PeruPwnsJ00!: brb dinner
*PeruPwnsJ00! is now idle!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 caps Bollocks Brook Barracks!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 caps Proper Posh House!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 caps Stanley's Shed!*
*Faultlands have been captured!*
*Swizzla69 is now idle!*
ArGi3bArGi3: LOL LIKE TAKIN KANDY FROM BABY AS U WUD SAY
Server Admin: caps abuse, stop it argi3
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: right, sod u argi3
Faultlands: :(
ArGi3bArGi3: haha more warships have respawned, all 4 me.
Faultlands: arghhhh! your laggin' the server to fux dude!
ArGi3bArGi3: rofl itz ur sh1tty s3rv3r, what ya expect?
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: we're willing to negotiate
ArGi3bArGi3: ok
S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA: gdgd
ArGi3bArGi3: NAH STFU! LOLOL
S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA: man, ur gh3y, hav some money youkay
Server_Admin: youkay, back off.
Server_Admin: ah fux it.
*S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA is now idle!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay caps Southern_Sandwhichez!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay gets a flag neutrality point!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has captured Southern_Sandwhichez!*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: haha
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGi3bArGi3! 30 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
ArGi3bArGi3: stop baserapin stanleys shed ffs!
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGi3bArGi3! 10 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
ArGi3bArGi3: wtf stop baserapin the field too!
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol no
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks Argi3 Shippies! 210 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
ArGi3bArGi3: camping twat
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: serves you right m8.
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks HMS Shippies! 50 Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay!*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: h4x
ArGi3bArGi3: lol nah
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: stop using buggy weponz u tit
Server Admin: can you tone the language down plz.
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks HMS Shippies! 200 Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay!*
*PeruPwnsJ00! is now active!*
PeruPwnsJ00!: lol they havn't sunk completely argi3
ArGi3bArGi3: lol buggy map
ArGi3bArGi3: join my side
PeruPwnsJ00!: k
Logistical Merriment[edit | edit source]
*cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE has entered the game*
cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE: wassup
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lo m8, join my side, teams aren't balanced
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay! 20 Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGi3bArGi3! 40 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
ArGi3bArGi3: spawncampin gh3b0y
*Pucaras troopsies have died!*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: haha, kamakazi n00bs
PeruPwnsJ00!: stfu, i had fraps open, it lags u know
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay caps The Field*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay gets a flag neutrality point!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has captured The Field*
ArGi3bArGi3: ooh u r a bad boy arn't you getting da field! lolz
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGi3bArGi3! 25 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
ArGi3bArGi3: connection problems 4 me!
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol, whatever
*HaPpYcRuIsElInErS have entered the game*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: allright hapycruiseliners ;)
HaPpYcRuIsElInErS: hey hey
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: refit yourself with weapons plz
HaPpYcRuIsElInErS: k
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: where are they chillie?
*cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE swaps to axis*
ArGi3bArGi3: cheatin twat
*cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE swaps to allies*
cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE: lol
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay caps Stanley's Shed*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay gets a flag neutrality point!*
ArGiEbArGiE: not so fast
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has lost the outpost!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay! 6 Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay! 4 Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 attacks E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay! 7 Damage to E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay!*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: stfu nade spammer
ArGi3bArGi3: haha, u suk
ArGi3bArGi3: these missiles for the win!
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: wat were you thinkin franc3, giving the weponz to that spam wh0r3
Franc3: :S
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay caps The Mountains*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay gets a flag neutrality point!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has captured The Mountains*
ArGi3bArGi3: n00bs capping da mountainz lol
PeruPwnsJ00!: lolz
ArGi3bArGi3: crap, snipers!
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGi3bArGi3! 2 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks PeruPwnsJ00!! 5 Damage to PeruPwnsJ00!!*
PeruPwnsJ00!: h4x again
cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE: they're goin' for back flag
ArGi3bArGi3: chillie is using r4d4r h4x
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGi3bArGi3! 68 Damage to ArGi3bArGi3!*
ArGi3bArGi3: dam u!!11!111one!!1!1!!!eleven!11!!! harriers r cheep!!1!!1oen!!!!
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: nah, we're just l33t ;)
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: ch33rs chillie
The Asinine Ally of Argentina[edit | edit source]
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay caps Stanley's Shed*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay gets a flag neutrality point!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay has captured Stanley's Shed *
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: w00t
PeruPwnsJ00!: where to go argi3?
ArGi3bArGi3: bak 2 sandwhichez, gotta retreat
PeruPwnsJ00!: nah, stay
ArGi3bArGi3: gettin sniped, go
PeruPwnsJ00!: k
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol n00bs
*ArGi3bArGi3 caps Southern_Sandwhichez!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 gets a flag neutrality point!*
*E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay attacks ArGiEbArGiE! 20 Damage to ArGiEbArGiE!*
*ArGi3bArGi3 has lost the outpost!*
Faultlands: hav they gone yet, youkay and chillie?
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: yer
ArGi3bArGi3: DONT DRIVE CARRIER OFF MAP GH3YB0Y GO FOR GEORGIE!
PeruPwnsJ00!: lolol, swirving it, will look good for game movie im makin!
ArGi3bArGi3:...
*Allies win!*
ArGi3bArGi3: camp3r h0m0 stfu all!
ArGi3bArGi3: my team were useless
PeruPwnsJ00!: FU!
ArGi3bArGi3: fux this and u!
*ArGi3bArGi3 has quit the game*
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: what a n00b lol
cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE: haha
*PeruPwnsJ00! has quit the game*
cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE: cya youkay
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: bye m8
*cHiLlIeInAhOtPlAcE has quit the game*
Southern_Sandwhichez!: i'm outta here bye
Georgie_from_da_south!: me 2
*Southern_Sandwhichez! has quit the game*
*Swizzla69 is now active!*
Swizzla69: well, i'm glad you solved it peacefully XD
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: scroll up through console lol
Swizzla69: maybe not >:|
*Swizzla69 has quit the game*
*S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA is now active!*
S_T_A_T_E_S - AMERIKA: lolol, argi3bargi3 was an ub3r nutt3r
E_M_P_I_R_E - YouKay: lol yer
*Faultlands has quit the game (the island's connection has timed out)*
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*SERVER IS UP*
*NEXT GAME: Cold War*
*motherussia has entered the game*
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