American Civil War (video game)
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War: 
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The Brewing Conflict[edit | edit source]
*UveBeenPierced has entered the game.*
UveBeenPierced: holy sshit how'd I get in here?
*DOugie has entered the game.*
DOugie: woa UveBeenPierced what up man howz NH?
UveBeenPierced: um... NH is good.... u still in the senate?
DOugie: yea man... fuckin' compromise of 1850! gayest legislation evar!
UveBeenPierced: LOLZ didn't u write it?
DOugie: yah back then it was c001 now itz totally ghey.
UveBeenPierced: so wut r u gonna do about it?
DOugie: i need u 2 sign this bill and all our probs will go away
UveBeenPierced: ok w/e...
DOugie: thx d00d.
UveBeenPierced: wut was that bill ne way?
DOugie: that jus lets the ppl in kansas+nebraska chooz wethr 2 hav slaves or not.
UveBeenPierced: o kool
*Bleedn' Kansas Phase initiated!*
*Slave Owner kills Abolitionist*
*Abolitionist kills Slave Owner*
*Slave Owner likes the Abolitionist*
*Abolitionist kills Slave Owner*
UveBeenPierced: OMGWTF!!?
DOugie: ummmm ok FTS.... brb
*DOugie is idle.*
UveBeenPierced: aw shyt wtf am I gonna do now?
*JimmyB has entered the game.*
JimmyB: jeez i've been ambassador 2 england way 2 long.
UveBeenPierced: u wanna take my place?
JimmyB: sure no prob... but wut r u gonna do now?
UveBeenPierced: hahahahaha i am so gay im a loser lolololololololololololololol
*UveBeenPierced has left the game.*
JimmyB: oh... wait ur all argung abt slavry? Uhh.... OMG WTF sry bbl guyz!!
*JimmyB is idle.*
The Caning of Chucky (during his summer)[edit | edit source]
*Chucky's Summer has entered the game.*
*Butt1n4t0r has entered the game.*
Chucky's Summer: slavry sux!
Butt1n4t0r: lol no u suk u ngr lvr
Chucky's Summer: stfu u nub; u n ur SC sux 2
*SCare_olina is no longer idle.*
Scare_olina: omfg u nub u sux chucky
Butt1n4t0r: ya chucky u bch
Chucky's Summer:OMG! we cant lt thez fkrs SC n Butt1n4t0r bastrds k33p d01n ths sht guys!
*Brooks'N'Hooks has entered the game.*
Brooks'N'Hooks: OMFG u nub u n-sultid mah hom13s Butt1in4t0r n SC! LOL TAK THS BCH!
*Brooks 'N' Hooks has acquired Cane of +10 ass-caning
*Brooks'N'Hooks has struck Chucky Summy.*
*10 points of damage to Chucky Summy!!!*
Chucky's Summer:OMFGWTF OWWW
*Chucky's Summer is brain-damaged!*
*Chucky's Summer has left the game.*
Butt1n4t0r: lol thx dood
Brooks'N'Hooks: lol np man
Brooks'N'Hooks: k im dun by guyz
Butt1n4t0r: me 2 by
*Brooks'N'Hooks has left the game.*
*Butt1n4t0r has left the game.*
Scare_olina: lol thos guyz rok
The Abolitionist Strike![edit | edit source]
*Abolitionator1337 has entered the game.*
Abolitionator1337: slavry RLY SUX! Take this VA u mthrfkr!
*Abolitionator1337 has struck old dominion.*
*6 points of damage to old dominion!!!*
old dominion: WTF u ngr lvng bch!
Abolitionator1337: go ahead n kll me u sons-o-bchs! im wilng 2 die 4 my cause!!!
old dominion: lol ok noob
*old dominion has struck Abolitionator1337!*
12 points of damage to Abolitionator1337!!!*
old dominion has killed Abolitionator1337!!!*
old dominion:wut a dumass
SCare_olina:lol ya tht stoopd sht eater; k bbl guyz
The Great Debates[edit | edit source]
*D0ugie is no longer idle.*
*Honest_Abe has entered game.*
*Scare_olina is idle.*
Honest_Abe: slavry sux!
D0ugie: yeah! but itz nt evl, LOL
Honest_Abe:OMG u suk D0ugie
D0ugie: lol u suk 2 abe
D0ugie: haha
Honest_Abe: stfu D0ugie
D0ugie: u suk
Honest_Abe: no u suk
D0ugie: no u suk
Honest_Abe: no u suk
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*PLEASE WAIT...*
*SERVER IS UP*
D0ugie: no u suk
Honest_Abe: no u suk
*Breckenridge! has entered game.*
*DingDong has entered game.*
D0ugie: whuts with all these n00bs?
*JimmyB has put all users on ignore.*
Breckenridge!: slavry iz c00l
DingDong: Yoonyin rox!
Honest_Abe: fu breckie
DingDong: u r ghey abe
Breckenridge!: lol
DingDong: so r u breckie
D0ugie: lol
Honest_Abe: watch this
*Honest_Abe has taken U.S. Presidency!*
D0ugie: WTF!
Breckenridge!: abe u hax04!
Honest_Abe: ph33r my 1337 deb8 skillz n00bs!
D0ugie: abe u r a cheat0r!
DingDong: this sux0rs im leaving
Breckenridge!: me 2
*Scare_olina is no longer idle.*
SCare_olina: whut happened?
*DingDong has left the game.*
*Breckenridge! has left the game.*
*ScottyDo has entered the game.*
D0ugie: abe u haxed teh prez wtf nub
D0ugie: stunk up teh game
ScottyDo: Hi guys. Sorry I'm late, I had to work late today. Anything happen yet ?
D0ugie: WTF did i just say !!
ScottyDo: Whoa JimmyB's out huh ? Come to think of it, I don't see KingAJ or ZTaylor1848 anymore either...
D0ugie: yea u should talk. how old are you like 30 ?
ScottyDo: ..um 27 and who are you ?
D0ugie: stfu bitch
ScottyDo: That's original. Well we "old timers" always have a welcoming present for guys like you. Let me see if I can find it...
*ScottyDo has put D0ugie on ignore.*
Honest_Abe: ROTFL
Honest_Abe: 2 bad 4 u nub
ScottyDo: Hey Abe. You the same guy in Black Hawk server ?
Honest_Abe: oh yea i was such a noob then though.
ScottyDo: I thought you did pretty good. Running your own server now huh?
SCare_olina and the South Secede![edit | edit source]
SCare_olina: u suk abe!
Honest_Abe: no slavez in territoriez, south stop spamming!!!
SCare_olina: yr no GM
Honest_Abe: i kinda am now...
SCare_olina: o yeah?;)
*SCare_olina has seceded from the Union!*
Honest_Abe: WTF?
SCare_olina: secession patch is teh 1337!
Honest_Abe: shyt u cant hax0r the rulez nub
D0ugie: seriously SC tahts ghey. OMFG im dying!!!
*D0ugie has left the game.*
*UN10N is no longer idle*
Honest_Abe: waitwaitwait
UN10N: Whuts goin on?
Honest_Abe: Me and Scotty are gonna kick some rebel ass.
ScottyDo: You know it dude.
Honest_Abe: You in man ?
UN10N: lol with this guy ? how long has this guy been here already ? dont u have kids or somthink ?
ScottyDo: Yeah I'm a college sophmore idiot. Oh and by the way I was playing in the War of 1812 server when you were still learning how to use Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing.
UN10N: yeah and when was that ? like how many years ago ?
SCare_olina: yeah yer old dude. like too old, lol
ScottyDo: You know what forget this. I got a term paper due tomorrow morning. Abe remember what I sent you and you'll be ok. See u later man.
ScottyDo: Btw, tell TheGeneralLee I said wat up. You should totally get him on your team. He owes me from the Mex-US server.
ScottyDo: later
*ScottyDo has left the game.*
Honest_Abe:Ok l8r... o hez gone alredE
UN10N: l00ser. we're better off without him anyway.
SCare_olina: hahahaha!!!!!!! old gezr
SCare_olina: yeeeha!
*Jimmy Hoffa has entered the game.*
UN10N: Who the fuck is this guy?
Honest_Abe: Sum nub from the *Teamsters server
UN10N: Yo! Hoffa? U`r on a wrong server! We don`t want U here!
Jimmy Hoffa: a Yoonyon? GDGD! Lemme see wut I can do about dat!
*Jimmy Hoffa has entered cheat “I be Union admin” - failed.*
Jimmy Hoffa: WTF?
Honest_Abe: Lol nub – anti cheat patch.
Jimmy Hoffa: ????????!!!!!!!1 It werkz against teh newest “Century 2.0”anticheat patch!
Honest_Abe:Ya, but not de older “Century 1.9” we`re usin`
Honest_Abe:Go back to de *Teamsters server & wait until dey upgrade theirs.
Jimmy Hoffa: Shyt! Well, OK buy!
*Jimmy Hoffa has left the game.*
UN10N: Wata dumshit. He`ll end up buried by some barn I`m tellin ya.
Honest_Abe:Yeah.
The War Begins[edit | edit source]
Attack on Ft. Sumter![edit | edit source]
*South Carolina has struck UN10N!*
*4 points damage to UN10N!*
UN10N: ow u camping homo ow!
Honest_Abe: wtf! gimme back my forts!
SCare_olina: fu yankee!
UN10N: u r ghey SC
Honest_Abe:yea u suk SC u mthrfukr
Honest_Abe: shyt
Honest_Abe: y is 1/2 my map gray?
*CSA has entered game*
CSA: wat^
SCare_olina: pwning yankees
CSA: k00l
CSA: cn i play
UN10N: ur goin down SC!
SCare_olina: shur b on my team d00d
Honest_Abe: thisll b e z
The Border States Take Sides[edit | edit source]
Honest_Abe: i need some alliez. yo old dominion, you wit me?
old dominion: naww, slavry rox, i'm sup0rtng my suthrn h0m13z.
Honest_Abe:omfg!! u r gay old domi!
Ph33r_th3_7ur7le: yo, CSA, can I join?
Honest_Abe: FUCK NO!!! U STAY!
*Chucky's Summer has entered the game.*
Chucky's Summer: My brain duznt hrt so mch nemore, no thx to that Brooks'N'Hooks bitch!
*Maddy Thaddy has entered the game.*
Maddy Thaddy: Im anothr guy tht says slavry sux! cuz it sux!
*UN10N has captured Ph33r_th37ur7le*
Bluegrass_Derby: I think I'll sit this one out... w/e d00d
*CSA has invaded Bluegrass_Derby*
CSA: we've liberated you Bluegrass, from the Yankee oppressors! LOLOLZ
Bluegrass_Derby: WTF, dun give me tht crp, I wuz n00trl, now I'm on Abe's 51d3.
CSA:omfg f9 u faggt!!
Honest_Abe:alrite! lol i wont 4gt dis bluey
*jeff has taken Confederate Presidency!*
jeff: sup y'all?
CSA: lol u strtd da sivl war man bt slavy ro><or>< so itz all gud
jeff: ya letz kik thez ngr luvrs st00pd asses
Chucky's Summer: u r ghey jeff u raysist btch
Maddy Thaddy: ya wut chucky sed
jeff:kis my ass u stoopd aaa-BULL-li-SHIT-nist bastrds
Chucky's Summer: no u u stoopd n00b
Maddy Thaddy: u suk jeff
jeff: no u suk thaddy
Chucky's Summer:no u suk jeff
jeff: no u suk chucky
Maddy Thaddy: no u suk jeff
*blueBALLZ has entered game*
*GrAyMaTtEr has entered game*
CSA: gray u r on our team
blueBALLZ: f u hes my brother
UN10N: blue help us kick his azz
blueBALLZ: sweeet
GrAyMaTtEr: fuk u blue
GrAyMaTtEr: brother against brother thro down b1tch
*Irvin90214 has entered the game.*
Irvin90214: can i play 2
Honest_Abe: yeah sure
Irvin90214: kool beanerz !!!!
blueBALLZ: ...beanerz, WTF ?!
1861[edit | edit source]
*blueBALLZ has taken Bull Run!*
blueBALLZ: PWN3D
Irvin90214: did we win yet ?
*DA_STONE_WALL has entered game.*
*DA_STONE_WALL has taken Bull Run!*
*2 points damage to blueBALLZ!*
blueBALLZ: wtf?
DA_STONE_WALL: F U N0RTHERN AGGRESS0RZ!!!1!
*Irvin90124 has left the game.*
GrAyMaTtEr: sorry bro!! hehehe
blueBALLZ: fag
*TheGeneralLee is no longer idle.*
TheGeneralLee: slavry sux! n so duz secession! but lol i'll fite 4 u newayz CSA
jeff: Um... ok, w/e. O n nice car TGL ;)
TheGeneralLee: thx
*jeff has given TheGeneralLee Moderator status.*
*Honest_Abe has given GeorgeMac Moderator status.*
1862[edit | edit source]
War in the West[edit | edit source]
*Mister Graaannt has entered the game*
*Mister Graaannt has taken Fort Donaldson!*
Mister Graaannt: ha ha n00bz unconditional surrender b1atch!
*Mister Graaannt attacks Shiloh! 35 Damage to GrAyMaTtEr, 20 Damage to blueBALLZ*
GrAyMaTtEr: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
*Rear Admiral has entered the game*
Honest Abe: yo dave, u in charge of da Navy now.
Rear Admiral: SWEET!!! my turn now n00bz!
*Rear Admiral attacks New Orleans! 25 Damage to CSA!*
*Rear Admrial has captured New Orleans!*
*Rear Admiral attacks Mobile Bay! 30 Damage to CSA!*
CSA: shyt, all i've got left in the west is Vicksburg.
War in the East[edit | edit source]
CSA: take it 2 da hole gray
*GrAyMaTtEr has invaded Antietam!*
UN10N: o no u dont
*UN10N has taken Confederate Battle Plans!*
GrAyMaTtEr: wtf?
CSA: H4X0R
Honest_Abe: hehehe
*40 points damage to blueBALLZ!*
*35 points damage to GrAyMaTtEr!*
*blueBALLZ has taken Antietam!*
CSA: whoa
UN10N: that sucked
CSA: yeah
DA_STONE_WALL: D1E N0RTHERN AGGRESS0RZ!!!1!
DA_STONE_WALL: D1E N0RTHERN AGGRESS0RZ!!!1!
DA_STONE_WALL: D1E N0RTHERN AGGRESS0RZ!!!1!
UN10N: cant any1 shut that guy up?
*Honest_Abe has emancipated SLAYvez!*
CSA: hey!
SLAYvez: sweeet
*SLAYvez is now known as PhreedMen*
CSA: get back 2 work
PhreedMen: fuck U whitey
Honest_Abe: u suk GeorgeMac, why didn't you follow up and attack GrAyMaTtEr?! We could have won the war dumb shit.
GeorgeMac: because. . .
Honest_Abe: . . .because you're a chicken.
*GeorgeMac has left the game (kicked).*
*Honest_Abe has given SIDEBURNZ Moderator privileges.*
*GrAyMaTtEr has taken Fredricksburg!*
SIDEBURNZ: sry
*SIDEBURNZ has left the game (kicked)*
1863[edit | edit source]
Chancellorsville[edit | edit source]
*Honest_Abe has given HookerMan Moderator privileges.*
*GrAyMaTtEr has taken Chancellorsville!*
Honest_Abe: jeezus!
CSA: haha
*HookerMan has left the game (kicked).*
*Honest_Abe has given M3ad3-Gr1nd3r Moderator privileges.*
jeff: having trouble over there? ;)
Honest_Abe: eat shit
CSA: lol
GrAyMaTtEr: watch this
*GrAyMaTtEr has struck DA_STONE_WALL!!!*
*15 damage to DA_STONE_WALL!!!
DA_STONE_WALL:WTF OWWWW
Honest_Abe:LMAO
GrAyMaTtEr:OOPSY....
*GrAyMaTtEr has killed DA_STONE_WALL!*
UN10N: ROFL!
CSA: OMFG GRAY TK!!!
jeff: WTF GrAyMaTtEr?!
GrAyMaTtEr: o fuk
GrAyMaTtEr: sorry
*DA_STONE_WALL has left the game.*
CSA: this sux
GrAyMaTtEr: sorry
Gettysburg[edit | edit source]
* TheGeneralLee has invaded Gettysburg!*
Loonngroad: ha ha, dat's right, now let's just let em come to us.
TheGeneralLee: forget that, we winning now.
UN10N: nooooooooo
*42 points damage to blueBALLZ!*
TheGeneralLee: too bad.
TheGeneralLee: ok, go in.
KickIt: what? where, in there? they got masive def hit points.
TheGeneralLee: 'sok, I got your back.
Loonngroad: Nout sure 'bout this.
TheGeneralLee: just do what I say.
KickIt: Ok, here goes.
*48 points damage to GrAyMaTtEr!*
*152 points damage to GrAyMaTtEr!*
GrAyMaTtEr: wtf? WTF? where you dopes sending us???
*blueBALLZ has taken Gettysburg!*
blueBALLZ: holy crap
GrAyMaTtEr: what was that??!!
GrAyMaTtEr: sirius carnage
blueBALLZ: yeah
TheGeneralLee: get us out of here.
Loonngroad: yeah ok.
KickIt: ummm, guys? I have to respawn my units. guys?
*Mister Graaannt captures Vicksburg!*
Mister Graaannt: ha ha, the Mississippi Rivers is ourz now b1tch!
GrAyMaTtEr: shyt, better focus on the east coast now.
Honest_Abe: 4 score & 7 yrz ago our fathrs brot 4th on ths c0n7in3nt a nu n8ion, (onc3ivd N lib3rty & dedic8d 2 teh pr0position taht all men R cre8ed =.
CSA: ?
Honest_Abe: now we R 3ngaged n a great c1vil w4r, t3sting whethr taht n8ion or n e n8ion so (onceivd & so dedic8d can l0ng ndur.
CSA: wtf?
GrAyMaTtEr: STFU n00b
Honest_Abe: we R met on a gr8 8at7lefi3ld of taht w4r. we hav com 2 dedic8 a p0rt1on of taht f13ld, as a ph1nal r35ting plaec 4 th05e who here gaev tehir l1v3s taht that na8ion mite l1v3. It is 4lt0geth3r fit7ing & pr0p3r taht we shud do ths
GrAyMaTtEr: STFU
CSA: some1 kick him
Honest_Abe: & taht government of teh ppl 4 teh ppl by teh ppl sh4ll n07 p3ri5h f0rm ths 34r7h
UN10N: knock it off abe
Honest_Abe: sry, mking an epic speech
Honest_Abe: ok enuf of this sh1t
1864[edit | edit source]
*M3ad3-Gr1nd3r has left the game (kicked).*
*Honest_Abe has given Mister Graaannt Moderator privileges.*
Mister Graaannt: kickass!
*Mister Graaannt has given Philheridan Assistant Moderator privileges.*
Mister Graaannt: Philheridan go pwn those n00bs in the Shenadoah Valley.
Philheridan: u got it
Philheridan: ill just burn teh hole thing 2 the ground
*Philheridan has destroyed the Shenadoah Valley!*
Philheridan: piece o cake
shermanizer: hmmmm fyre thats a good idea...
Election of 1864[edit | edit source]
*GeorgeMac has entered the game*
*GeorgeMac has called a vote: new moderator*
GeorgeMac: this game sux. vote GerogeMac 4 moderator!
GeorgeMac: Honest_Abe can't win! vote 4 peace! vote 4 GeorgeMac!
Honest_Abe: STFU, if it weren't for your bungling we could have finished this in 1862.
GeorgeMac: but U fired me!!!
Honest_Abe: yeah, WAY after everyone else told me 2 u dumb shit
GeorgeMac: D: ur mean 2 me
Honest_Abe: w/e
*AnDyJ has entered the game.
Honest_Abe: yo AnDyJ, wanna be vice admin?
AnDyJ: soundz gud 2 me. show the unity of the cuntry n shit.
Honest_Abe: do u realized what u just said?
AnDyJ: yep ;D
shermanizer's March to the Sea[edit | edit source]
*Mister Graaannt has given shermanizer Assistant Moderator privileges.*
*shermanizer has destroyed Atlanta!*
*21 points damage to CSA!*
shermanizer: d00d fyre rocks
shermanizer: 0WNZ0R3D
GrAyMaTtEr: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
CSA: HAX!!!!111
shermanizer: lolz i'm in ur base, killin all ur dudez!
Honest_Abe: whose having trouble now b1atch??????
shermanizer: shermanized baby!! w00t!
jeff: u r not cool shermanizer
VOTE-Moderator (popular): Honest_Abe-55%, GeorgeMac-45%
VOTE-Moderator (electoral): Honest_Abe-212, GeorgeMac-21
Honest Abe: thanx shermanizer! i thought i was going to loose that election if it weren't for you! :D :D
shermanizer: no probz mr. president.
Honest Abe: w17h m@l1ce t0w4rdz n0n3, w17h (h@r1ty 70w4rdz @ll. . .
1865[edit | edit source]
Surrender at Appomattox[edit | edit source]
Mister Graaannt: it's over TheGeneralLee
shermanizer: weve got you cornered
Philheridan: on all 3 sides
TheGeneralLee: uh oh
TheGeneralLee: gotta go u guys... l8rz
*TheGeneralLee has surrendered to Mister Graaannt!*
Mister Graaannt: hell yeah
*TheGeneralLee has left the game.*
CSA: OMGWTF! L0S3R!!!!!!!!!
GrAyMaTtEr: noooo whats happening??
*CSA is now known as ReconstructionStates*
ReconstructionStates: wtf?
UN10N: haha ur mine now n00b
jeff: fuck U h4x0r5
*jeff has left the game.*
AnDyJ: slavry sux! but racism rox!
The Lincoln Assassination[edit | edit source]
GrAyMaTtEr: suck on this U ch3atr
*GrAyMaTtEr has given Derringer to JohnWilkesSmooooth!*
JohnWilkesSmooooth: sic semper tyrannis motherfucker!
*JohnWilkesSmooooth strikes Honest_Abe with Derringer!*
*18 points damage to Honest_Abe!*
JohnWilkesSmooooth: PWN3D
Honest_Abe: OMGWTF
*JohnWilkesSmooooth has killed Honest_Abe!*
blueBALLZ: OMFG U WL PAY U BASTRD!
JohnWilkesSmooooth: haha totally worth it biatches
*blueBALLZ has killed JohnWilkesSmooooth!*
*AnDyJ earns full moderator rights.*
AnDyJ: :D yes! me bein prez rox! n i dun liek ngrs either; i just dun liek slavry!!!
GrAyMaTtEr: is it just me or did this game kinda suck?
blueBALLZ: yeah
*blueBALLZ has left the game.*
*GrAyMaTtEr has left the game.*
PhreedMen: yo un10n u sed u would give me 40 acres + 1 mule
AnDyJ: ya right LOL
Chucky's Summer: OMFG let's impeach AndyJ 4 this!
Maddy Thaddy: im rite B-hind u man
AnDyJ: wtf u cant do this 2 me!
Maddy Thaddy: watch us bch!
PhreedMen: Go Chucky and Thaddy!
Senate: NOT GUILTY BY ONE VOTE!
AnDyJ: lol nubs
Chucky's Summer: D: u suk my fellow members of the Senate n AndyJ 2 especially!!
Maddy Thaddy: ya wtf u nubs?!
AnDyJ: lolol stfu dumassis
*UN10N has left the game.*
PhreedMen: asshole
Maddy Thaddy: I dun feel so gud... UYUUH!!!
*Maddy Thaddy was killed by ?????!*
Chucky's Summer: wtf
AnDyJ: lol
PhreedMen: wtf... i g2g soon... by chucky; go 2 hel andyj
Chucky's Summer: bye
AnDyJ: no U
Chucky's Summer: ugh... i dun feel so gr8 now ethr.... ACCK!
*Chucky's Summer was killed by ?????!*
PhreedMen: awww
AnDyJ: heheh, all dese ppl dyn.... mebbe god kild them so i cud tak over reconstrucsion... im Jesus#2!!!
PhreedMen: fuk u andy
*PhreedMen has left the game.*
*JimmyB is no longer idle.*
JimmyB: hey where did you guys go ?
AnDyJ: go away u got ur term 2 rnds ago
*JimmyB has left the game (kicked)*