Balkan War (video game)

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Trouble is Stirring in the Balkans[edit | edit source]

Otto_D_Man: h4cker boyz more like

*ITALY has gone idle*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: wernt u banned allready

ONE BIG C0N: :S

*ONE BIG C0N has gone idle*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: yer

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: shutup bulgaria, leave this to the clan leaders

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: ur a crap clan leader btw

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: ignore him, serbia

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: :S

The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: i declare war on ur ass otto

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: i'm second in command, i should hav been notified

The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41m4n: nah, brb...

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n has gone idle*

The Battle Begins[edit | edit source]

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 15 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man: n00b

Otto_D_Man* unlocks artillery!*

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 30 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: this server is pure, u cant unlock that, ima going to ban j00 ass and tlk to CON

Otto_D_Man: wateva

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: less tlking more action, Greece

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: SHUT UR FACE BULGARIA NO ONE LIKES U, I SHUD BAN U FROM THE CLAN, GO PLAY WITH FRANC3

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: sorry but ur still a crap clan leader lol

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3* caps TheoStinky*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 gets a flag neutrality point!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3* has captured TheoStinky*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 22 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 15 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man: teams r unbalanced n00bs

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has gone idle*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: brb dinner

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: u know i could join axis :)

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: NO U FCKN WON'T

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: k

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 30 damage! A critical hit!*

Bumpy_Streetz: whats happening? i cant get into game

Otto_D_Man: FIRE

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 25 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 17 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 20 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia strikes Otto_D_Man for 1 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: LOL, 1 MEASLEY DAMAGE POINT

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia* caps Thrace_The_Mace*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia gets a flag neutrality point!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia* has captured Thrace_The_Mace*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: u blatantly h4k bulgaria, i dont toler8 h4kerz in my clan, stfu

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: I was just doing my best :)

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: f u

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: well stfu too!

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: u r expunged from the clan for h4ks if u do that again

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 is no longer idle*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 bk

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 15 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 10 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 42 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man: shyt

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 14 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 10 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man: go further and ull be basecamping and i'll ban ur a$$e$

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia strikes Otto_D_Man for 50 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: BULGARIA GET OUT OF OTTOMANS MAIN BASE U IDIOT, LOL, AND I BET U H4KED ON THAT HIT THEN

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: I only want to help :(

Otto_D_Man: he is doin his best, just get out nicely, :)

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 35 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: I was afk no pride there

Otto_D_Man: lol

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 24 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 15 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 14 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 12 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man: ouch

*Otto_D_Man unlocks super shippies mk.2!*

*Otto_D_Man unlocks upgraded naval campaign mk.2!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: lol ur goin down, ur land forces have been crush3d

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 20 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 14 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 18 damage! A critical hit!*

Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 17 damage! A critical hit!*

Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia has been awarded Basic Assault Gunner, well done soldier!*

Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia unlocks aircraft mk.2!*

Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia unlocks upgraded aerial bombardment mk.2!*

Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia strikes Otto_D_Man for 40 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia yay i've been promoted and i can fly, w00t

SERBIA ROLLZ's Insinuation that BulGARia Hacks[edit | edit source]

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: BULGARIA U H4X, U R EXPELLED FROM THE CLAN, U SAD B0Y, I WARNED U

The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: wtf? i help u and this is what i get

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: tutut

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia has left the clan: The_Balkan_Boyz!*

BulGARia: see h0w u fair n0w, u toßers

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 caps 3P1C-TW1ST*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 gets a flag neutrality point!*

Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has captured 3P1C-TW1ST*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 12 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: u r not getting any of the land we conqu3r3d, lol

*Allies win!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: lol look at the scor3b04rd, w3 win, apart from Bulgaria, but he is da sux0rs

Otto_D_Man: u wait until the official tourny in a few weeks, dats when I own all ur a$$e$ u will be sorry u h4x3rs

*Otto_D_Man is now idle*

*UK has joined the game*

UK: ello

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: hi

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: yo

*UK has been awarded Intermediate Diplomat, well done soldier!*

UK: lol cool i would have wanted advanced sniper tho

The Private Message Sent to UK and the Subsequent Failure of Resolutions[edit | edit source]

BulGARiaUK: rekon u could use those new powers that u jus earned i dont want to waste troops getting my fair share of the deal lol

*UK unlocks diplomatic resolutions mk.2!*

*UK initiates treaty!*

*treaty failure, error 033333x303030303*

UK: lol buggy mod

BulGARia: o well

*BulGARia teamkills The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: wtf! u r getting it now

*BulGARia swapped to axis!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: omg n00b

*R0m4n1a has joined the game*

R0m4n1a: whadup p33pz

*UK is now idle!*

*BulGARia strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 42 damage! A critical hit!*

*BulGARia strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 22 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: OMG FUKIN SURPRIS3 ATTACK BIACH

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes BulGARia for 87 damage! A critical hit!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: caps BrAgANi3ce*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: gets a flag neutrality point!*

**The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ has captured BrAgANi3ce**

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: how's that fukker?

BulGARia: um, guys sry wrong button. peace?

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: DONT GIVE ME THAT CRAP A55HO13!!!

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes BulGARia for 36 damage! A critical hit!*

Bumpy_Streetz: ...

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 caps WiShYoUwErEhErE!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 gets a flag neutrality point!*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has captured WiShYoUwErEhErE!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: lol all that time in our clan and u never learnt a thing...tactics, ;)

BulGARia: f u

R0m4n1a: omg ur that troll from myspace that st0le my gf

BulGARia: LOLOL yer

*BulGARia hands R0m4n1a: SiLlYcAsTlEqUeEn*

BulGARia: here hav her bak shes a b!tch

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: bad buzz

R0m4n1a: i'll get u for that u tw@

*Otto_D_Man caps Thrace_The_Mace*

*Otto_D_Man gets a flag neutrality point!*

*Otto_D_Man has captured Thrace_The_Mace*

Otto_D_Man: hey Bulgaria, u dont mind if I hav a lil bit of land do u ;)

BulGARia: nah fine go ahead

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: get a room h0m0s

*BulGARia strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 25 damage! A critical hit!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: omg machine gun wh0r3

*R0m4n1a strikes BulGARia for 5 damage! A critical hit!*

*R0m4n1a caps PalmTreePandemonium!*

*R0m4n1a gets a flag neutrality point!*

*R0m4n1a has captured PalmTreePandemonium!*

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: is Romania on the two week trial, M0unt41nM4n

The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: nah hes gd

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: i was on it how come he isnt

The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: im the clan leader, what I say goes, k?

R0m4n1a: LAG

BulGARia: Probly the proceßing power needed for ur fat ass

*SERVER ERROR*

*SERVER IS UP*

A Bitter End for BulGARia[edit | edit source]

*R0m4n1a has joined the game*

*BulGARia has joined the game*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n has joined the game*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ has joined the game*

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has joined the game*

BulGARia: wtf ive lost most of my territory :(

R0m4n1a: lolololol

The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: haha

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: o well

The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: ooh i hav some more, gdgd

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: me 2

BulGARia: arghh, i'm outta here, see you at the tourney in which i will pwn you, ur clan sux

The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: l0s3r!

*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has joined the game*

*DRAW*

*BulGARia has left the game*

*SERVER IS DOWN*

*SERVER IS UP*

*NEXT GAME: World War I*

*STARTING IN 5 SECONDS...*