American Revolution (video game)
War: 
vs.
*GeorgyB0i has entered the game*
*p4rtyb0i has entered the game*
GeorgyB0i: wut up p4rty
p4rtyb0i: nm u gonna tax frank or shud i???
GeorgyB0i: ima do it now
*FarmerFrank has entered the game*
*Taxes are now 374,934%.*
GeorgyB0i: pay me, n00bs.
*beerm4n has entered the game*
beerm4n: wtf stfu georgy
*beerm4n takes Tea from GeorgyB0i*
*beerm4n drops Tea*
GeorgyB0i: WTF!!1
beerm4n: no takzation w/o reprezentation n00b
GeorgyB0i: wtf is that?!?!?! theres no rule
beerm4n: STFU!!!@!
FarmerFrank: ur both n00bs
p4rtyb0i: stfu. you still owe us. ima close boston now.
*p4rtyb0i takes Boston*
*8 damage to FarmerFrank*
beerm4n: WFT H4X!!!!!!!
FarmerFrank: WTF!!?! IT WUZ HIM!1!!!!
beerm4n: ima tell admin
*beerm4n has left #AmericanRevolution*
p4rtyb0i: LOL!!
GeorgyB0i: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
p4rtyb0i: wut a n00b
FarmerFrank: wtf is so funy
GeorgyB0i: im admin on this channel
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FarmerFrank: shyt.
*beerm4n has joined the game*
beerm4n: WTF!! U CH34T!!!!
GeorgyB0i: stfu
*8 damage to FarmerFrank*
FarmerFrank: wtf!!?? gimme boston back
p4rtyb0i: no biotch
FarmerFrank: ima prove ur a ch34t3r
*FarmerFrank is now known as c0ngr3ss1*
c0ngr3ss1: now whut
beerm4n: lets ditch this channel
c0ngr3ss1: fuck that we need the traffic
GeorgyB0i: shyt. i gtg. take over p4rty
*GeorgyB0i has left #AmericanRevolution*
beerm4n: p4rtys a n00b
p4rtyb0i: stfu ima kill you
*p4rtyb0i builds Troops*
*p4rtyb0i orders Troops*
c0ngr3ss1: wtf! hes gonna kill us!
*FarmerJohn has entered the game*
FarmerJohn: ima help u beerm4n
*p4rtyb0i has struck FarmerJohn*
*2 damage to FarmerJohn*
FarmerJohn: wtf ur weak
*FarmerJohn has struck p4rtyb0i*
*20 damage to p4rtyb0i*
*FarmerJohn takes Concord*
*FarmerJohn takes Lexington*
p4rtyb0i: shyt
c0ngr3ss1: fuck there fighting already
*c0ngr3ss1 is now known as c0ngr3ss2*
*GeorgyB0i has entered the game*
c0ngr3ss2: yo we gotta stop it
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*FarmerJohn has struck p4rtyb0i*
*25 damage to p4rtyb0i*
*p4rtyb0i has struck FarmerJohn*
*10 damage to FarmerJohn*
*p4rtyb0i has killed FarmerJohn!*
*p4rtyb0i takes Bunker Hill*
*FarmerJohn is idle*
c0ngr3ss2: shyt weak militia
c0ngr3ss2: ima make an army
*w4shSt3r has entered the game*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
*w4shSt3r builds Troop*
c0ngr3ss2: wtf cannot u go faster!??
w4shSt3r: i dunno how
*w4shSt3r has struck p4rtyb0i*
*20 damage to p4rtyb0i*
*p4rtyb0i has struck w4shSt3r*
*20 damage to w4shSt3r*
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
*FarmerJoe has entered the game*
*FarmerJoe takes Boston*
FarmerJoe: pwnd
p4rtyb0i: u rebels r gonna get pwnd
FarmerJoe: fu
*p4rtyb0i builds Troops*
*p4rtyb0i has struck FarmerJoe*
*25 damage to FarmerJoe*
*p4rtyb0i has killed FarmerJoe!*
c0ngr3ss2: wtf. ima be independent now
*c0ngr3ss2 is now known as Strz&Strpz*
""GeorgyB0i no longer has admin rights in this room"'
GeorgyB0iWTF how th3t h4ppen?
Strz&Strpz im ind3pendent n0w b1otch! u rnt admin ne mor HAHAHpwnd
p4rtyb0i: ima kill u 4 that
*p4rtyb0i takes New York*
*8 damage to Strz&Strpz*
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
*mercm3n has entered the game*
p4rtyb0i: join me
*p4rtyb0i tributes 2000 gold to mercm3n*
mercm3n: ok
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
*25 damage to mercm3n*
*w4shSt3r has killed mercm3n!*
*w4shSt3r takes Trenton*
mercm3n: WTF?!?!?!!!!!
p4rtyb0i: ur weak mercm3n
*mercm3n has left channel #AmericanRevolution*
*0lB3nny has joined the game*
*Franc3 has joined the game*
*23 damage to p4rtyb0i*
*0lB3nny takes Saratoga*
Franc3: ur n00b p4rty
Franc3: ima join Strz&Strpz
*Franc3 joins Strz&Strpz*
Strz&Strpz: the l33t
*p4rtyb0i takes Savannah*
*p4rtyb0i takes Charleston*
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
0lB3nny: shyt ima lose
Strz&Strpz: FU N00B!!!!!
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
*p4rtyb0i takes Yorktown*
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
Strz&Strpz: stfu w4shst3r. go kill p4rty
*w4shSt3r has struck p4rtyb0i*
*24 damage to p4rtyb0i*
*61 damage to p4rtyb0i*
*p4rtyb0i has struck w4shSt3r*
*30 damage to w4shSt3r*
w4shSt3r: shyt retreat!
*58 damage to p4rtyb0i*
p4rtyb0i: WTF!!!??!!
Strz&Strpz: pwnd!!!!!!
Franc3: i did all the work n00b
Strz&Strpz: stfu
Franc3: fu n00b
*Franc3 has left channel #AmericanRevolution*
p4rtyb0i: u win n00bs, but u still have to pay me
Strz&Strpz: stfu
*Strz&Strpz tributes 2 to p4rtyb0i*
p4rtyb0i: ima come back n00bs
Strz&Strpz: ima pwn u again biotch
*p4rtyb0i has left channel #AmericanRevolution*
*Strz&Strpz has won the game!*
Strz&Strpz: PWN4G3
100 years later
*Franc3 has joined the game*
Franc3: 0 yah, g0t sumf1n 4 u, hawt b4be 1 found
*Franc3 tributes 3d pr0n to Strz&Strpz*
Strz&Strpz: OMFG!! hawtness!11!!eleven!!
Franc3: h4h4h4, now u haf 2 t4ke the 1mm1grants!
Strz&Strpz: fuk
*Franc3 has left channel #AmericanRevolution*