Korean War (video game)
War: 
vs. 
Before the Korean War[edit | edit source]
SERVER: WWII
C4pt41nAm3rica: Hey, Stalin, attack Japan, plz?
Stal1nAtz0r: No way man, I can't pwn 2 enemiez at the same time! Wtf R U ins4n3?
C4pt41nAm3rica: Yur ghey.
Stal1nAtz0r: STFU, USA. Lemme kill Adolf first.....
Stal1nAtz0r: Gimme sum gunz, suppl13z, and crud, pl3333z?
*C4pt41nAm3rica has given stuff to Stal1nAtz0r*
Stal1nAtz0r: thx, 1 c4n use that.
C4pt41nAm3rica: no problem
C4pt41nAm3rica: u wi11 hlp m3 w/Japan, after your done w/Adolf, right?
Stal1nAtz0r: k
*adolfinator7 has been destroyed by Stal1nAtz0r*
Stal1nAtz0r: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!111 i beat u to berlin catpain amercia!
C4pt41nAm3rica: STFU, i gave u dat! now go pwn japan
Stal1nAtz0r: k
*Stal1nAtz0r is invading tehRisingSun*
tehRisingSun: OMG STALIN U HOMO!!!
C4pt41nAm3rica: LOLOLOLOLOLOL :D
*Stal1nAtz0r attacks tehRisingSun at Manchukuo*
*Stal1nAtz0r takes terretory of Manchukuo from tehRisingSun*
tehRisingSun: U PAY 4 this!
Stal1nAtz0r: :p
*Stal1nAtz0r attacks tehRisingSun*
*Stal1nAtz0r takes Sakhalin and Kurile Islands from tehRisingSun*
tehRisingSun: u n00b!
Stal1nAtz0r: rotflmaowtime!!!
C4pt41nAm3rica: OMG!!! Stalin is too powerful! :0
*Stal1nAtz0r attacks Japanese at Korea, 35 damage!*
C4pt41nAm3rica: That's it!
*C4pt41nAm3rica sends its army to Korea, 20 damage!*
Stal1nAtz0r: USA, WTF R U DOIN?
C4pt41nAm3rica: Savin Koreans, n00b!
*Stal1nAtz0r attacks Korea, 20 damage!*
*C4pt41nAm3rica attacks Korea, 25 damage!*
Stal1nAtz0r: U wannted m3 tu attack Japan! WTF is goin on here?
C4pt41nAm3rica: I'm not on your side nemor! U gon craze with the commie crap!
Stal1nAtz0r: fin, but I'm conquerin' Japan 4 coommunizm!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!11111
tehRisingSun: Yo, USA!
C4pt41nAm3rica: wut?
tehRisingSun: I wanna be on yur side. I h8 communism. Peace?
*tehRisingSun signs peace with C4pt41nAm3rica*
tehRisingSun: how about also an alliancee?
C4pt41nAm3rica: sounds cool!
Stal1nAtz0r: OMGWTFWTIME!!!! U N00b!!!!!1111 I H8 U. U SUK, B14TCH!!1!11111!!11
C4pt41nAm3rica: :p
Stal1nAtz0r: First u take halv uv Korea, then you take Japan! THEY WERE MY FR4GZ, N00b!!!!! U SUK.....
tehRED: I wanted to kil n00b j4p4n 2....
C4pt41nAm3rica: mine now. LOL!
Stal1nAtz0r: Korea will be 1, I'll make sure to that!
C4pt41nAm3rica: wuttarugonnadooabotit?
Stal1nAtz0r: u'll seeeeeee....
*Stal1nAtz0r has founded the client state of N. Korea*
N. Korea: wow, thx, Stalin man, COMMUNIZM IS TEH R0XX0rZ!1111
Stal1nAtz0r: yea, let's bring it to all Korea!
C4pt41nAm3rica: U n00bz ax 4 it....
*C4pt41nAm3rica has founded the client state of S. Korea*
Stal1nAtz0r: OMG U R A COppycat H0m0 USA!!1111
C4pt41nAm3rica: U DA h0m0!!!1
Stal1nAtz0r: >:( That's it, I M SERIOUS N0WW!!!!1111
*Stal1nAtz0r gives supplies to N. Korea*
Stal1nAtz0r: Build army w/that, n0w!
N. Korea: u da boss.
*N. Korea builds army*
C4pt41nAm3rica: U R sucha h0m0, NK, and USSR.
N. Korea: Shuttup, n00b!
C4pt41nAm3rica: U gheyz maed me mad. >:-(
*C4pt41nAm3rica gives supplies to S. Korea*
C4pt41nAm3rica: build army.
S. Korea: k
*S. Korea builds army*
Stal1nAtz0r: That's exactly wut I did, u n00b! Stop coppying m3, adn b cree8tive! >:(
C4pt41nAm3rica: Evry1 does it liek that!
Stal1nAtz0r: U R A F4G!!1111
C4pt41nAm3rica: U R P1sin m3 077!!11
Stal1nAtz0r: :p
*Maozilla has come to power in tehRED*
Korean War Start[edit | edit source]
N. Korea: That's it, you die F4gz!!111 >:-(
C4pt41nAm3rica: Wtf u doin?
N. Korea: I'm tir0d of yuo imperialistic n00bz!
*N. Korea declares war on S. Korea*
*N. Korea invades S. Korea, 17 damage, captures Seoul*
S. Korea: OMG U R A H0M0!!!11
C4pt41nAm3rica: U R ghey, N. Korea....
N. Korea: W3 liberating our borothorz to the south who hav bin corupted by USA and ev0l emperializtz....!!!!111
S. Korea: U R Teh Gh3yz0rz, LOLOLOLROTFLMAOWTIMEBBQ!!11111
*N. Korea attacks S. Korea, 10 damage, captures most of S. Korea*
S. Korea: USA, get off yur LAZ azz, and hlp me out here NOW!!!! I'm almost conquered
C4pt41nAm3rica: Ok, lemme git all my other allies together...
C4pt41nAm3rica: Allies, Help out, NOW!!!
Cap'n Canuck: k
Ding0 Dewd: wuteva, mate.
West Germany: k, I'm in.
l3s_4w3s0m3: k
T34_PWNZ: N01 cares what you think France!1!!!111
SpaghettiWestern: Yea, yuo never win warz!!!11
l3s_4w3s0m3: STFU Italy, itz not like you've done that much better. remember #Ethopia?
SpaghettiWestern: LOL, you're name is less awesome!
l3s_4w3s0m3: FU, les is the in french, I am teh awesome.
T34_PWNZ: STFU FRoggy!!!!!!1111oneoneoneone
x3n0: sounds liek fun!
t3H_T3rRI6Le_TuRk: letz ki11 n00bz LOL!
tehRisingSun: Use my island as a base guys!
LOLNUDITY: hi.
Norway: sup
D33p Fr33zE: k, i'm in...
rIvErdAncEr: ay.
W33D&Ch33se: in
I <3 Waffles: hao r j00?
Luxembourg: yo.
1ndie: hey.
N. Korea: WTF IS UP W/ ALL THESE N00bs!!1!!111
S. Korea: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
C4pt41nAm3rica: HAHAHAHHAHA :p
N. Korea: No FAIR, YUR ALL GHEY!!!111
*C4pt41nAm3rica Cap'n Canuck Ding0 Dewd West Germany l3s_4w3s0m3 T34_PWNZ SpaghettiWestern x3n0 t3H_T3rRI6Le_TuRk tehRisingSun LOLNUDITY Norway D33p Fr33zE W33D&Ch33se I <3 Waffles rIvErdAncEr 1ndie and Luxembourg join together to become the bigDaddy*
N. Korea: OMG, I h8 j00, USA......
bigDaddy: :ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
*bigDaddy counterattacks N. Korea, 20 damage, retakes lots of land.*
N. Korea: YUR ALL F4GZ!1111
*S. Korea strikes N. Korea, 7 damage, recaptures Seoul*
N. Korea: OMGWTFHAX!!!!!???????????????????????
*bigDaddy and S. Korea invade N. Korea, 5 damage!*
N. Korea: Haha! N00bz, is that all you can do?
*bigDaddy and S. Korea strike N. Korea, 25 damage, captures Pyongyang, critical hit!!!!!*
N. Korea: WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!
*bigDaddy and S. Korea strike N. Korea, 5 damage, N. Korea almost conquered!!!!*
N. Korea: SUM1 HLP!!!!111
MacDaddy (PM to UN and 7ruman): yo UN, letz use nukez and invade China.
7ruman: fuk no.
MacDaddy (PM to UN and 7ruman): come on n00b it'll win the war.
7ruman: no, that's the final answer.
MacDaddy: fuk you i'm going to invade and nuke china.
*7ruman has relieved MacDaddy of command!*
Maozilla: yo, North Korea!
N. Korea: WTF U Want?
Maozilla: hey, U Want me 2 hlp, or not?
N. Korea: YEEEESSSS@!1111111oneoneelevenshiftonelolbbq
*Maozilla sends in his army of 2 million men!*
*Maozilla and N. Korea counterstrike bigDaddy and S. Korea, 4 damage!*
bigDaddy: WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF?????????????????????
S. Korea: my thoughts exactly!
Stal1nAtz0r: yo, Mo!
Maozilla: wut?
Stal1nAtz0r: wanna have some cool Soviet weapons?
Maozilla: hellzyea!
N. Korea: M3 2!
*Stal1nAtz0r gives tons of weapons and supplies to Maozilla and N. Korea*
Maozilla: thanx
N. Korea: Long live communiz,m., lol!
Stal1nAtz0r: no problem.
*Maozilla and N. Korea counterstrike bigDaddy and S. Korea, 20 DAMAGE!!11, Recaptures Pyongyang!!!!!!*
bigDaddy: STOP THAT, N00bz!!!!
Stal1nAtz0r: :p
Maozilla: :p
N. Korea: :p
S. Korea: Shuttup
*S. Korea and bigDaddy counterstrikes N. Korea and Mao, but fails.*
N. Korea: n00bz!
Maozilla: Letz end thiz!
*Maozilla and N. Korea re-invade South Korea, 15 damage!!!!!, Seoul captured!*
bigDaddy: Mao, u r suchaf4g!!!11 I bet u r ghey! I bet u cr0zzdr3zz!!!1111
Maozilla: WTF? Howdu no?
bigDaddy: :p
Maozilla: OMG!!! DIEDIEIDEIDIEIDIERJIEATIur4uqy11111
S. Korea: that didn't even maek sense!
Maozilla: SHUTTUP!!! DIE!!1
*Maozilla and N. Korea strikes S. Korea and bigDaddy, 4 damage*
N. Korea: WTF??? Y it don't do mor?
S. Korea: Getem now!
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack N. Korea and Maozilla, once again! 12 damage!*
N. Korea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
S. Korea: :p
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack N. Korea and Maozilla. 7 damage! Liberate Seoul again!*
Maozilla: ? is this happening?
*Maozilla and N. Korea attack bigDaddy and S. Korea 2 damage!*
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack Maozilla and N. Korea, 2 damage!*
*Maozilla and N. Korea attack bigDaddy and S. Korea 2 damage!*
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack Maozilla and N. Korea, 2 damage!*
bigDaddy: WTF?? Notinz happenig! WTF IS GOIN ON!
S. Korea: I dunno, just keep attackin em.
*Maozilla and N. Korea attack bigDaddy and S. Korea 2 damage!*
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack Maozilla and N. Korea, 2 damage!*
*Maozilla and N. Korea attack bigDaddy and S. Korea 2 damage!*
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack Maozilla and N. Korea, 2 damage!*
*Log truncated*
Armistice[edit | edit source]
*Maozilla and N. Korea attack bigDaddy and S. Korea 2 damage!*
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack Maozilla and N. Korea, 2 damage!*
*Maozilla and N. Korea attack bigDaddy and S. Korea 2 damage!*
*bigDaddy and S. Korea attack Maozilla and N. Korea, 2 damage!*
N. Korea: this is really ghey. im bored.
S. Korea: me2
bigDaddy: me2
bigDaddy: guys I need to wash my ballZz
Maozilla: all I wuz abl to do was get everything back where it started from.
S. Korea: yea, all that war for nothing. It sux.
bigDaddy: what war?
C4pt41nAm3rica: p0l1c3 @c710n, u mean
N. Korea: letz just b 1 state. ill be boss.
S. Korea: FU
N. Korea: FU2
S. Korea: u wanna piece of this
N. Korea: bring it on
bigDaddy: both of u just STFU
*bigDaddy attacks N. Korea power station, 4 damage! [1]*
N. Korea: ow that hurt, NOT, dumass
*N. Korea is low on electricity*
N. Korea: so fight in teh dark u bastrds
*Stal1nAtz0r has left the game (Ping timeout)*
*Stal1nAtz0r controls transmitted to LilNicky*
LilNicky: what have we here?
*7ruman has left the game (Connection reset by peer)*
*7ruman controls transmitted to ilikeike*
ilikeike: Nicky, can you mak NK STFU?
LilNicky: tell SK to quit being skr1pt k1dd1e
*ilikeike and S. Korea are now in Panmunjom*
*LilNicky and N. Korea are now in Panmunjom*
*Panmunjom topic changed to Truce Village*
N. Korea: hate U
S. Korea: hate U mor
ilikeike: STFU STFU STFU
LilNicky: OMGZ don't you 2 ever shut up
bigDaddy: hey i d/l a patch from IRC
*bigDaddy installs Demilitarized Zone on Korea*
*Attack missed! Reason: Packet timeout at firewall*
S. Korea: ull nvr win now
N. Korea: hate U
S. Korea: hate U mor
N. Korea: hate U more infinity
S. Korea: hate U infinity*2
N. Korea: u r fag
*Log truncated*
Present Day[edit | edit source]
N. Korea: ill nuke our ass
N. Korea: *your
S. Korea: dumass u cant even nuke a tv dinner
S. Korea: sry, ru hungry? too fukng bad
N. Korea: hate U
S. Korea: hate U mor
N. Korea: hate U more infinity
S. Korea: hate U infinity*2
N. Korea: u r fag but i dont have nukes
S. Korea: yes u do
N. Korea: no i dont
S. Korea: yes u do
*Cheat: Suspicious Nuke-like Device activated!*
N. Korea: yes i do
S. Korea: no u dont
*C4pt41nAm3rica has entered the game!*
C4pt41nAm3rica: d00d let me check yo hax out
N. Korea: fine
C4pt41nAm3rica: WTF why you got frogs allover your hax?!
N. Korea: better than crabs muthafscka
*Sever admin bigDaddy has banned N. Korea for hacking.*
*Jong_5mok3s_a_BONG takes over for N. Korea!*
Jong_5mok3s_a_BONG: wut the hell wuzzat for
bigDaddy: Deactivate your cheat and we'll unban you.
Jong_5mok3s_a_BONG: fine but make capA quit caling me namz
C4pt41nAm3rica: JONG SUCKC COCK
S. Korea: ur NOT helpign ass
C4pt41nAm3rica: omg sorry here's some emo music 4 u
*C4pt41nAm3rica has sent Symphony Orchestra to N. Korea.*
Jong_5mok3s_a_BONG: /me likes
*Cheat: Suspicious Nuke-like Device deactivated!*
bigDaddy: whew
C4pt41nAm3rica: whew
S. Korea: whew
*Cheat: Suspicious Nuke-like Device activated!*
bigDaddy: W
S. Korea: F!??!
C4pt41nAm3rica: jong ol buddy where ru?
* Jong_5mok3s_a_BONG has left the game (Ping timeout)*
N. Korea: NEW ADMIN ON R SVR u fags bttr have respec now
N. Korea: Btw dats my water, now gtfo
North Korea attacks South Korean ship- 0 damage*
S. Korea: oh shi! wTH no0b I tought we hadz pce!?!
South Korea Retaliates and deals 9 damage to patrol boat.*
N. Korea: OW FuKTarD that hurt!
S. Korea: :P
N. Korea: Ur guna pay...
S. Korea: Yea right.
North Korea bombards Yeongpeon Island, 5 damage!*
North Korea bombards Yeongpeon Island, 3 civilians killed, 2 damage!*
S. Korea: WTF?!! I was only running a military test xersize!!
N. Korea: too bad N00b.
C4pt41nAm3rica: Dude, why u attacking are ally?
N. Korea: Cuz we can a55h0le.
South Korea and C4pt41nAm3rica activate mod: Military Showoff, -3 to North Korean Morale*
N. Korea: aaand?
S. Korea: stfu
*Log truncated*