User talk:Ggarfield/Archive 2

What Happens Now

Alright, I'm going to unban you just as soon as I finish writing this. Basically, I've moved the "Order of" template to User:Ggarfield/Template:Order of Nofu, for an example of how to use it as a template, please see your userpage. I've also made [[Template:Nofu]] so that it can be all the other templates that I deleted. To used it, just type {{Nofu|article}}. {{Nofu|comment}}, {{Nofu|user}} et cetra. However, I'm going to leave it to you to change the templates. Here are the links to the links: Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Nofu, Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Nofu2, Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Nofu3, Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Nofu4, Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Nofu5. Please add the proper {{Nofu}} to all of those pages. In the future, you may want to avoid making templates that have little or no use. -- The Zombiebaron 17:06, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Zombiebaron, I owe you one. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 18:15, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

That was...funny?

I highly doubt you should be offering comedic/writing advice to anyone. after I saw this page I threw up eight times and harvested the souls of eighteen families...in a bad way. If you ever need some assistance with writing, I'm available for help.

NacNud Nentannt 11:40, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

My talk page made you puke? Very interesting. Perhaps if you told me what it was you were talking about, I might be tempted to give some relevant comeback comment or response. If something I did wasn't funny, then it's probably waiting for me to work on it after I've secured As in all my classes. If your British, there may be no helping it, as I am from Wisconsin, and around here we have humor only (no humour). If your from the East Coast, you might no understand me either, eh? Anyways, cheers, and tell what your talking about,--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 14:39, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Hey. Everyone... stop bein' jerks and whatnot.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3) @ 14:43

Responded on my talk page...   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 15:05)

Good improvement. I'm in the middle of reviewing your article as we speak. I'm sorry that you got banned. We have new administrators now that will make sure that people don't get banned for a month for making templates. I myself have been banned by Zombiebaron 3 times. He can be a douche sometimes, but keep in mind that being an admin is a very difficult job. Well, anyways, thank you for agreeing with me, and for the cookie!   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 3 @ 20:12)

Thanks for reviewingmy article. Please note I just made a chnage to it's content. Thanks, and you definitely are welcome, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 20:20, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

You asked me why I wrote that?

This should refresh your memory. As well as the understated, I just didn't find any humour in your previous profile (I did not read the new one yet)

"Yatch! I recommend the auther puts this in QVFD themselves, and then goes and cries for a while. Ask me if you want help with humor for this or any topic, or just read HTBFANJS. Then praise me, as I am great! --Le Marquis de NofuHonor me!.Canadianism is my religion! 02:43, 3 December 2007 (UTC)"

Anyway, maybe you should follow the advice you gave Me and be more positive.

NacNud Nentannt 23:06, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, sorry, I think that was after I got banned for making templates, and then unbanned after complaining, and then drank 32 ozs. of coffee. I was in a bad mood. I now vaguely remember saying that. I don't remember what article, but regardless, that was uncalled for. Again, my apologies, --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:15, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Whatever, My feeling were just hurt. :P

NacNud Nentannt 01:30, 5 December 2007 (UTC)

Changes to Wire tapping

Hope you like the mods I have done... Take a look at The Color Problem if you like, it's on VFH also. It's a bit British, so I'm keep to get a perspective from someone oversees.

Wish you every success with your article, but I think you may have put it up a little bit too early... Just my 2 pence worth. Have fun. MrN 01:31, Dec 4 2007

Thanks, you did some great work with my article.  :) I'll read your's again when I get a chance. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 15:12, 4 December 2007 (UTC)

Cheers

	MrN9000 has awarded you with this rather nicely coloured boxy thing to thank you for voting and helping to get The Color Problem featured on the front page.
	*Please do not mention the colour/color problem. It's not an issue. Really.

Now get working! I voted you ya in the N00b you know, the "other" guy is pulling ahead! MrN 17:33, Dec 6

Many thanks. Do you think I should focus on Peereview or QVFD or try to knock out another article or two? I am also considering VFHing Canadian Jesus, but I'd like to wait a bit. Check it out, and see if you like it/want to improve it. BTW, the latest version of the now featured Colour Problem is great! --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

I would probably recommend a bit of everything! Doing "good" peer reviews will make you popular , but not if its not that helpful... Checking the newpages for QVFD options is always good also. I would probably say spread your efforts around out a bit. Don't just concentrate on one thing. The point is that if you do lots of good things then people will notice and vote for you. It's only advice, but I would advise against actually asking people to vote for you, most people don't like that. But... What I did last month was make a change to my sig which linked to the N00b of the month. That way when someone notices that you have done something good they might see the link on your sig and remember to vote for you... Obviously witting good articles will help, but so will making good changes to other peoples articles. Nothing makes a person like ya more than doing good work to their stuff! Just spread your efforts around do a bit of everything and I think you can still win... MrN 17:53, Dec 6

Mr Ggarfield.

Now. That's some rather blatant vote whoring you have been doing there, and to the poor N00bs also? I'm really just a n00b myself, so not an expert, but. You might find that this kinda activity does not really win favour with the more senior guys around here... That's just my opinion. Enjoy. MrN 00:26, Dec 7

I thought it was funny, and rather low key. But then again, it seems to have worked some. It's a bit American I'd admit, but the way i did it was sort of making it like an American political campaign. I wonder, do elections look the same in Britain as here? Does a parliament candidate spend 1.6 million dollars (or wouldd that be like 1.2 million Pounds) on each election? I might stop, but I really want to save Wire tapping from the Brink of losing. Also, wasn't my notice funny? "Vote Nofu". see? --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:43, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

TIPS ON WHORING?!?! LOOK AT ALL THE WAYS I DID IT and you'll see that if you're clever, people won't bitch at you for whoring your articles.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 7 / 00:48)

Now your actually whoring your own achievements in whoring? I cannot compete. MrN 01:01, Dec 7

I'm not going to tell you to stop Ggarfield no. I do not consider myself an experienced enough user to go around telling people what to do. I just make suggestions. As for trying to beat the system by doing this kinda thing then... Well, I'm sure you will get some votes, but I doubt that you will find that it works in the long run. This place has been here for a while, and has encountered most of these issues before. You really think they haven't thought of it? As for Wire tapping, I think it's good. But not VFH, yet. I worry that if you try to "save" it by getting a load of N00bs who have no idea what they are doing to vote for you then I expect that some more senior users will spot what your doing and put a stop to it. Whoring does go on, but there is acceptable whoring, and unacceptable whoring. If you attract the attention of lots of more experienced users for doing "questionable" things to win votes on VFH, then you can definably forget about winning the N00b of the month. Last month I'm not sure I actually directly asked anyone to vote for me. OK, I gave a few hints! That's OK... But definably tone it down a bit, and lay of the asking the n00bs to vote for ya if I were you. It's all stored in the contributions log ya know. Like I say, I'm not telling you what to do. Just offering advice. Have fun. MrN 00:58, Dec 7

Listen to Cajek. Special:Contributions/Cajek anything which is not actually witting an article is probably whoring. Actually, that's probably whoring also. MrN 01:04, Dec 7

Speaking of Whoring check Noob of the month now. Muahhahaha. Ok,I'll stop mostly. But it helped. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 01:08, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

It's on my watchlist. Don't worry. ;) MrN 01:10, Dec 7

Hmm... Sigh... MrN 01:02, Dec 8

Moose icon?

I'm afraid we had a misunderstanding. I didn't make this moose icon. I did make a new picture for Self-toasting bread with MS Paint. Tell me what you think. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 07:20, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

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User:Cajek/Pee I responded to you on your talk page (please please please use any tips and tricks for reviewing you can find). This is the leader board for reviews.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 7 / 23:23)

In Cajek's rather considerable opinion. Seriously though dude. Good on you for bothering to do it... MrN 23:35, Dec 7

Whoah, I'm confused. What is going on here. I've had a bad, day here at Uncyclopedia what with loosing votes and threats of bannation from Zombiebaron because my semi-inactive friends voted for me in NoTM, and some how that makes them MY sock puppets. Sheesh. Everyone was reasonable in the end, but I lost votes. Looks like I might have to resort to whoring after all.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:59, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

My answer to you Mr Ggarfield would be the following... In you heart of hearts, do you really think that the things which you did prior to Zombie doing what he did to be a completely fair way to win a completion like N00b of the month? If your competitors are not using similar tactics then that's not fair on them surely... If people vote for you that's cool, but would they have even bothered to log onto Uncyc if you had not asked them to? Did you? I don't know... But I have to say, from what I have been watching you do I'm not surprised at what has happened. Zombie can be harsh sometimes, but I think he's right. Perhaps you need to focus a little less on directly getting people to vote for you, and do some more of the things which will make the more experienced people want to vote for ya. It definitely looks better if the votes which you do get come from the more experienced users, rather than people who have only recently created accounts... Again, that's just more friendly advice. But I did caution you that you might into trouble doing what you were doing did I not? Have fun. MrN 05:13, Dec 8

Yes, MrN9000, they log on all the time. They just aren't big on writing. They do more of the reading. And I suppose it was my fault for telling them I was nominated, but I didn't see it as an unfair advantage. There was never an account made or used for the primary purpose of bettering me. I won't deny that it could count as more whoring (which I've now stopped), but surely not puppetry. I do, however, have a diabolical scheme up my sleeve to win n00b of the month, and worst of all, it breaks no rules, and isn't even unfair. I am going to become the greatest n00b helper the world has ever seen! An a dereder too.

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:43, 9 December 2007 (UTC)