User:Tom mayfair/Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month/Pass Weiners

The User Page, Vanity, & Whore of the Month Archive

March of 2007

Anidnmeno (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1

• God, I love this userpage. It is so cool and fancy and it smells like lavander. -- The Zombiebaron 17:29, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Tom mayfair (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 entities of soviet power

• nom -- CartoonDiablo

NeoZidane (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5 million IE crashes.

• Nommed. The Daddy of IE crashers. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 15:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)
• For  Weasel 3689 03:44, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For one cool motherf--- (hush your mouth!) Kenvalyi 15:12, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 20:42, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 12:28, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
• yum --» >UF|TLK|▋» 17:51, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Agoistheman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +1 HACK, HUGGGHOY-Ptoiee. Erhem, Votes.

• Nom and For - The Daddy of not crashing IE. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:56, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• For - Made me laff.Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 05:15, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Sophia (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• For. Praise for Sophia, and her infinite wisdom - she deserves this prize. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 19:06, 26 Mar 2007
• against No just no. -- CartoonDiablo
• For It has to be the most brilliant user page i have ever seen. Literally.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 22:18, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Spang (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Vote: Spang's userpage	Score: 0 dancing MC Hammers
Nomination:	Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome)
For Votes: 1	You know you wanted to steal his displaced images when you saw it. Don't lie. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 21:08, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against - FU SPANG. And his user page is just ugly. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:30, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments	AAA!: OH NOES, I'm so telling him that. I said once about how I wanted to take my eyes out whenever I saw it. I was there for half hour listening to him say how great it was until I accepted it. —Braydie 17:31, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

April of 2007

User:Zombiebaron

Score: +8

• nom+for Simple, elegant, zombie. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 14:03, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• for ZombipediA! —Braydie 19:28, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Until some bastard nominates mine I suppose this one will do. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 20:58, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• For - I've always loved this one. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:55, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
• Hail Zombypedia! ~ 12:02, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
• Forty-Four While my page was under construction, THIS is the code I borrowed. --UnLyrica^{Forum Thingie} _{UnZeta Alphabet} 16:08, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
• For he's Canadian and is probably living on government hand-outs. Just like the rest of us. --Kenvalyi 19:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Well I got to vote for Zommy. 22:41, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

User:Mitch_1_2

Score: +2

• Nom I know this is totally too late to do this, but it's a kinda reminder to you guys to actually visit this page. It's a stroke of genius. —Braydie 20:02, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
• For, Nice work. -- The Zombiebaron 14:58, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
• For. Quite original. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 22:42, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

May of 2007

User:Mitch_1_2

Score: +9 nostalgics

• Nom4 Cause it's cool. —Braydie 18:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. It makes me want to tweak autoexec.bat and config.sys so that I can play Wing Commander. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, sometimes I miss the simple thin's in life. RIP MS-DOS. 21:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:16, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• For As per my vote last month. -- The Zombiebaron 14:54, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Copy+Paste. --Kenvalyi 01:00, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
• For ?|COMRADE_PONGO_V2|RUN_CMD|RUN_GSLYR 09:28, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 09:35, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
• For Ye Olde Luke 10:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

User:Josephseagullstalin

Score: +3 expert web designers

• Nom - The best formatted page on the internet, ever. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:16, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
• Oh Hell yeah!! --THINKER 03:31, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
• {{[[Template:VoteFor|{{{1}}}]]}}. {{Template:Witty Comment}}. --{{Image:Template:User:Thekillerfroggy's signature}} {{Template:Thetime}}
• for ugh. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:39, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

User:°¤¤°.¸¸.•´¯`»God«´¯`•.¸¸.°¤¤°.¸¸.•´¯

Score: +1 late nite specials

• Nom and for. Unbeatable. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 21:25, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

...until the stupid removed the pics from his page. Jerk! See the history [1] if you want to know what I meant. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 22:34, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

Talk him into revertin' it back. It was very nice. ^_^ 10:43, 15 May 2007

They're back! -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 02:13, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

• FOR - BENSON!!!! --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:21, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

June of 2007

Should the User Page of the Month get moved to the Main Space?

Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.

No, it's vanity.

Nope. Codeine's Mum wouldn't approve.

No Way. Isn't the link on the Award Template enough?

Just use Nobody Cares for damn sake.

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 17:36, 7 January 2013.

poll-id 6DAB5B49BF1E38F6C977C2344EA48B39

User:Tom mayfair

Score: -0

• Nom and For Setting aside the fact that this is on his profile, I think Tom has one of the best on the site. -- RAHB 10:30, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. He's got one of the best. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  01:27, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
• Dig --THINKER 05:37, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
• For It's amazing. Against. It's ugly. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:56, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
• For It lags my computer for about 75 seconds. More than Spang's old Talk. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:00, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment What do you mean old? Have you seen it lately? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 09:12, 11 June 2007
    • Comment to comment' No. when he had what, 65 sections? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:12, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against 1.) It's long 2.) It's ugly as hell 3.) It's communist. --General Insineratehymn 23:33, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against - AGH MY EYES. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:17, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against, 'tis ugly. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:43, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• Against, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 09:12, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
• FOR: COMMIE!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • Comment:You're whoring again! /me tasers Uncyclopedian --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:46, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
    • It may be huge, but it sucks --Private Gert5 UGotM 10:22, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
      • Comment No offense, crap. --Sir Manforman

User:Doug

Score: +7 inactive users

• Nom + For. Yeah, old guy. Yeah, not done anything in while. Who cares, he's got the best user page on all of Uncyclopedia. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:14, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, Great call, TKF. 01:28, 14 June 2007
• Totoal Yaeh! --Private Gert5 UGotM 10:23, 15 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Creative, but shouldn't be nominated, the user hasn't been active since January. --Sir Manforman
    • Abe Lincoln hasn't done shit for America since the 1860s, but they built a memorial for him 100 years later. Also, fix your signature. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:16, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
• For Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:10, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. ~ 14:24, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• Its Doug for me! -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) 15:28, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
• For - Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 22:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment, Well that's a differnt thing, Abe is a Hero, Doug Isn't. --Sir Manforman 15:04, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Mhaille

Score: +2

• Self Nomination and That Vote That Isn't Against, Mhaille's page makes me laugh, and it looks purty. -- The Zombiebaron 00:17, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
• For. Better than the other two. Maybe next month, Doug. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:00, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

User:Manforman

Score: +2

• Self Nomination. Who cares if I forfiet a vote by nominating myself, it's funny, and it stands a chance of winning. It is truley creative and makes a great laugh. Also take a look at User:Manforman/About Me. --Sir Manforman
• For - Funny and unique page, no crap lots of crap...i like it (Bonner) (Talk)
• For - Because it's a good page an I'm feeling nice.P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:44, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
• For - Makes me want to go out and buy stuff.--Mr.Vib 12:46, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
• Strong Against. Something just seems wrong , though I can't put my finger on it. And I hate those spam gifs. –—Hv (talk) 30/06 19:42
• Comment- What's wrong? You can't judge a book by it's cover.--Sir Manforman 20:54, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Reply to Comment. In IRC.

<Heerenveen> TomMayfair: Isn't UPotM for judging books by covers?
<TomMayfair> Yes sir

–—Hv (talk) 30/06 21:12

User:Sliferjam

Score: 0

• Self-Nawm I know I'll never win, but I want to run anyways. Just call me Barak Obama. so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 17:47, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Not the User Page that should be nominated, it's mainly decorated with templates, doesn't resemble anything really. --Sir Manforman

July of 2007

That Guy Huffed Me (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 Hippo...'Things'

• Self nom Now my userpage has so many Hippos they can crash your Browser--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  03:42, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Kingkitty (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Self nom "My User Page".

  kingkitty ~Fuck you~

  00:32, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Its The First Genuinely Funny Userpage I've seen. And Its Wonderfully Random :) -- (Bonner) (Talk). 22:26, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• SN --General Insineratehymn 21:18, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Manforman (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +3

• Self Nomination - Upgraded from Previous competition and is more original. Those yucky spam templates are gone and are replaced with real/funny items. It is now a better user page.--Sir Manforman 23:30, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig --THINKER 23:56, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
• For -- Bahahahaha Love It (Bonner) (Talk) 19:37, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

ONLY ONE VOTE. Also, your sig is leaking. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:28, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

• For --Saturn1 (contributions) (talk) Cult 18:15, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Sure, what the hell?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:55, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 fuzzy stares

• Nom + For. The original. The big M. Often imitated, never equaled. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:51, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
• For - Beautiful. Just sniff! beautiful. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 12:06, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
• For -- The Zombiebaron 14:59, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• For. –—Hv (talk) 29/07 17:04

Atomic Disturbance (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 System Crashes

• C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R, A work in progress it appears but very interactive. 07:02, 09 July 2007
• Whoa zat's awezome. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 12:44, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

High Gen. Grue (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 self noms

• SN My userpage is ugly. BRING ON THE AGAINST VOTES! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 21:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
• For Just to be disagreeable. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:14, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Jocke Pirat (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 pages looking wrong in IE

• Self Nomination. I can give it a shot... --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  05:55, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

Enzo Aquarius (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +0 crummy knockoffs

• Self Nomination. Engage, and make it so. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:50, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

August of 2007

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• SN --General Insineratehymn 17:03, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Todd Lyons (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +5

• Nom + For. This guy's page is good. Yeah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 14:06, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
• For. Very well done. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:17, 11 August 2007 (UTC)
• For--Sir Manforman 22:31, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
• One of the first guys to take his user page seriously. For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)16:35, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R,

Enzo Aquarius (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• nom ...Shiny.... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:59, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Jocke Pirat (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• Nomination since I have nothing better to do at this time. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  21/08/2007 @ 16:00

September of 2007

Famine (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 21:30, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0

• SN+F --General Insineratehymn 04:17, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• "Self-Nominations forfeit their vote for the month.", fail. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:31, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

Hyper Girl (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +6

• Nom + For - Sorry, couldn't resist. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:34, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Still for despite vandalism. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:16, 21 September 2007 (UTC)
• Yes! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:45, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• For -RAHB 18:08, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• If you scroll through it really fast, it looks like it isn't moving. The trick is to click the mouse wheel and use that to scroll, it's pretty cool. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:43, Sep 7, 2007
• Brilliance. And ledballoon is right, it's quite trippy. --THE 23:48, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Lesbians do rule, and the I am a cunt rendition was trippy--El legend 17:32, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment, you idiots. It was vandalized. However, I'm sure you'll love the original just as much. -- The Zombiebaron 00:48, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment - this is even worse, as bad as it was before. Vote on this more suitable nomination--Sir Manforman 01:07, 12 September 2007 (UTC)
• Hell Yeah, Lesbians rule!!! I don't care what was vandalism and what was originial. All I saw was support of lesbians. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:54, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Atomic Disturbance (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R,
• Support ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  8/09/2007 @ 17:09

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: -1 Imitations

• Nom with LEGITIMACY!!! -RAHB 07:32, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• NO - imitations never win--Sir Manforman 17:09, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

• DAMMIT! -RAHB 18:49, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Now new and improved -RAHB 18:57, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

October of 2007

User:Atomic Disturbance

• nom - I thought this was cool - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:58, Oct 15
• For--Sir Manforman 23:58, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
• Sure. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:59, Oct 27
• Indeed - (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 27, 18:03

User:Tompkins

Score: +1 Hilarious Jokes

• I find it incredible that this guy, nay, man, can spill some of his hilarious writing over onto his userpage. It just speaks to the dedication and willingness to please that some turtles have. -- The Zombiebaron 01:45, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

November of 2007

RAHB (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: threeerer than Thinkerer

• Nom and for For the hell of it really. -RAHB 05:59, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
• For, because I found that immensely amusing. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs -02:54, Nov 12
• It's cute. For. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Electrified mocha chinchilla (talk • contribs)

December of 2007

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3

• Self Nom and 4 - Because you'll be SWIMMING IN PILLS - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 22:37, Dec 2
• For--Æ 22:42, 2 December 2007 (UTC)
• 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:05, Dec 3

March of 2008

Gert5 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

• Numb I have 352 subpages --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:31, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
•  F☭R

April of 2007

Codeine's Mum (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +2 gods of vanity

• Nom and For, Codeine's Mum just won't shutup about vanity. -- The Zombiebaron 21:39, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
• For She's so vain she thinks this page is about her. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Insineratehymn (talk • contribs)

• C☭MMENT, Not quite what I meant when I created this award but okay. 23:13, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Now now Tom, you don't really think that giving awards to people who make vanity articles is a good idea do you? DO YOU? -- The Zombiebaron 23:28, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

May of 2007

Tompkins (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 turtles of extreme vanity

• Nomination and For, Well let's see, on top of probably having read, then huffed a couple of vanity articles, he also wrote the god-mother of all vanity. Vanity. -- The Zombiebaron 03:03, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R, 05:48, 22 May 2007

Camp Fuck You Die

Score: +1 articles trying to win awards that are for users.

• Nomination and For, I don't think we've ever (besides Vanity itself) had such an article here. The fact that it's survived this long increases the absurdity. --Erwin Rommel14:08, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

June of 2007

User:Mr.Vib

Score: +1

• Nom/For. His user page is pure vanity. Perhaps the only one this month. --Sir Manforman 19:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

July of 2007

Zombiebaron

Score: +5 Dead Incarnations of Vanity.

• N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, This is why. 10:47, 30 June 2007
• For, I guess.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 01:15, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
• For. Does this make me win? -- The Zombiebaron 15:01, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
• Votewhore Ж Kalir, Awesome Author_{(alliteration affords additional awesome)} 15:20, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
• For It's just epic. Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!)
• For...I just SO want him to win a Smurfette image--Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:38, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
• High Gen. Grue Huffed Zombiebaron Who? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:40, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Hrodulf/Famine won't leave my house!

Score: +4 Scared As Hell Users

• N☭MINATI☭N, This has to be seen. 12:09, 01 July 2007
• Sure.-- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 21:34, 15 July 2007 (UTC)
• Yeah, thanks for pointing this out. Good stuff. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:24, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
• Dig hah, good funny --THINKER 03:41, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
• For --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 15:29, July 31, 2007

August of 2007

User:Hrodulf/Famine won't leave my house!

Score: +5 Scared As Hell Users

• N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, Funny shite.
• For per last month. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:28, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
• Dig Famine loves taking the last slice of pizza.. it drives me crazy.. --THINKER 07:26, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
• For Heh -RAHB 09:02, 27 August 2007 (UTC)
• For--Sir Manforman 18:00, 31 August 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:The Young and the Uncyclopedians

Score: +1 Plane crashing

• Nommination and For - Do I need a reason? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:30, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
• Next month. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

September of 2007

banjo2E (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0 Ninjas and/or Clinjas

• Self-Nom - See this page for details. Yeah. I totally got away with it. --User:Banjo2e/SIGGY 18:48, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Dr. Skullthumper

Score: 4 jokeless points

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 12:40, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
• F☭R,
• Obvious self-for. I think I was drunk at the time I wrote this. This automatically makes it great literature. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:03 Sep 29, 2007
• For -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 16:02, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 coolest guys ever!!!

• HUUUUGE Self-Nom! Necropaxx is lyke teh coolest guy in like teh world! He is so sexy and smart and funny and buff and check out his articles they are all the greatest you will ever find in a million billion trillion YEARS!!!!!!!! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:35, 11 September 2007 (UTC)
• For He is so narrow minded, he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.Kathumandu 19:20, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

October of 2007

Rcmurphy (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: One Zombiebaron

• I'd link all of his vanity images, for both himself and other "users" of the site. But I'm lazy, and they're at his userpage. -- The Zombiebaron 01:52, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Sibyll (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +3 Sibyll Clones

• C☭MMIE NATI☭N & F☭R, Read her story. Here & Here
• I'd hit it Sibyll is funnier than! I thrust in her general direction and give her +1 Vanity! Mr Snoopen | Blah blah... 04:43, 9 October 2007 (UTC)
• Aye. ~ 13:04, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 0 coolest guys in teh whole world!

GIGANTORMOUS SELF NOM! THIS GUY NECROPAXX IS THE COOLEST GUY IN TEH WORLD AND HE IS ALSO VERY VAIN!!!1@ONE!!!11! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:25, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Gubby (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2

• Nom & For --Sir Manforman 21:29, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• YES YES YES YES! Ahhhh, the creator of the greatest vanity article on the site, let alone one of the all around best. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:33, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

January of 2008

Viktoriafoxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 5 self-absorbed fashion models

• N & F - A real person (as a google search will prove). And with a long, possibly correct, biography of a userpage. And no other contribs. -- The Zombiebaron 03:35, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
•  lolqdbvanitydongs - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:36, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
• For a banhuff     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   03:38, Friday 18 January 2008  
• lolfor--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:40, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
• Blatant C+P from a wikipedia article, reference numbers and all. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Feb 11

March of 2008

Necropaxx (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

1. Self Nom. 'Cause I'm so vain... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:17, 26 March 2008 (UTC)
2.  F☭R

September of 2007

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +9 parakeets

• Nomination and 242. The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times and the accompanying explanation page. Asking to be banned. VFH'ing a nonexistant page, and its talk. Mentioned not once, not twice, but three times on the worst 100 reflections page. Need I say more? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 04:09 Sep 01, 2007
• For --General Insineratehymn 04:16, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• For You just got Rick Rolled!--Sir Manforman 17:50, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Self For If I win this, it will make up the crappy month I had. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 22:31, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR STOP CRITIZING KIP'S FUNNY JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Asema 03:28, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
• For if he wants it, give it to him! --YeOldeLuke 21:48, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• For Per IRC whoring for votes. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:06, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• For What ^he said. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 02:14, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:48, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

Ljlego (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +15 link-drops

• NF Come on....do i even have to say it? -RAHB 05:29, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - Absolutely. I think he's done more IRC whoring and self nomming than every other uncyclopedian combined. :P Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:51, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Self-For I am absolutely the worst. I deserve to be shot for all the horrible things I do.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:54, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• FORE! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:26, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Heh heh --THINKER 15:58, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Cocks. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:56, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Support. He's the king of whoring articles and getting them featured. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  1/09/2007 @ 22:33
• Big for --EMC ^[TALK] 02:32, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• FOR He even whored to a noob (Me) --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 16:28, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
• Comment Come on, people, this guy is terrible. Absolutely awful in every way possible, and then some. How can you not vote for him?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:58, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
  • Because I know someone who's even worst. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 02:45, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
    • "Worst"? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:03, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
      • Yes, you heard me. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:10, 4 September 2007 (UTC)
      • Ahem.
• F☭R,
• STRONg FoR He seems to be making about 800,000 links to VFH per day on IRC. No other user even comes close. --THE 20:21, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
• $тřòng ©òmmunîśт f☭ř --Jack Phoenix _(Contact) 20:24, 19 September 2007 (UTC)
• For - What a whore... --Eiyuu Kou 22:26, 23 September 2007 (UTC)
• For. Ljlego taught me everything that I know about the world's oldest proffesion. Seriously. -- The Zombiebaron 01:57, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
• For the archetype. After all, we certainly want to encourage more of the same. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 19:28, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

TheLedBalloon (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2 IRC regulars

• Nom and For Always with the votewhoring on IRC...-- (Bonner) (Talk) 11:30, 1 September 2007 (UTC)
• Obligatory Self-For. Where's my money, bitch??? *smack* P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:25, Sep 1, 2007
  • /me is getting lonely down here.... Come on, everyone, LOOK AT ME! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:02, Sep 12, 2007
    • Nobody cares. j/k -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 04:36, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
      • You mean people do care? Damn those people, butting into my business... why I oughtta... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:49, Sep 29

October of 2007

Savethemooses (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3ooses

• Nom & For - If you've seen him on IRC, you'd understand. --AAA! (AAAA) 02:20, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• For. Hopefully this finally saves those mooses. He's had me donating money and votes to help save them for years now. -- The Zombiebaron 02:26, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• Yes I have seen him on IRC. Now his large number of FAs makes sense. --THINKER 05:50, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 1 rickrolls

• Nom & For--Sir Manforman 00:18, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Abstain I'm suck a disgusting whore, it's not even funny. Although I think UnIdiot should win this month because he keeps whoring things on IRC. Also, because I wasn't a big enough whore last month. EVERYONE VOTE FOR UNIDIOT! -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 12:29, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

The UnIdiot (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +12 titanium sporks

• NF Barely a month old and already whoring like it's nobody's business. I know a thing or two about article whoration, so it's been real knowing the lad. And it's been real with you all, too. THANK YOU <insert hometown here>!!!!1!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:04, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Self-For VOTE! Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Al_Qaeda_goes_green;_all_attacks_to_be_"carbon_neutral" VOTE! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 01:13, Oct 1
• Against I know he's going to take lots of pride in this, so I vote against just to be a dick. -RAHB 01:23, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• Per RAHB, only for. I was promised votes. My precious votes, I must have them... Oh, and I am still bitter because I did not win this award last month. WHY??? WHY CAN'T I WIN THIS AWARD???(hint hint.) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:25, Oct 1
• F☭R, Best whored article this month so far.
• Strong For Definately deserves this award. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 12:44, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
• 'FORE!! --GopherKiller Questions? Comments? 01:54, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• votes - She who is the adorer of the kurt
• For. I hope to learn from his exemplary, er, example. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:00, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• Crackers and cheese -- \o/
• FOR! --YeOldeLuke 04:06, 12 October 2007 (UTC)
• For! The abundance of whoring he does is equally disproportionate to the lack of quality in the whored articles. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

In other word, at least my whored articles are good - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:23, Oct 16

• Über for!. Where do I start with this guy... I can't. And yes, his articles are good. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:46, 19 October 2007 (UTC)
• Super For I pick The Unidiot for best Whaler in Kansas. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{( yell | FAQ | I did this )} 10:24, 27 October 2007 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: Zombiebaron is dead. Long live Zombiebaron the Second!

• Nom. Has created the page Zombiebaron seven times. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Oct 1
• For. He created votes for the user Zombiebaron fourteen times. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:16, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
• Fore! - What a whore. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:12, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

November of 2007

Manticore (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 capitalist for vote

• Nom & ₣OR - if you've talked to him ever, you know why. He just is such a damn attention whore, especially at the #uncyclopedia channel. --Jack Phoenix _(Contact) 21:56, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
• MANTIWHORE! 'nuff said (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 9, 18:46
• He'd hurt me if i didnt vote for him Phil.e. ^{( Talk )} 17:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Cajek (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 7 beautifully whored reviews

• Nom & For. My "for" doesn't need all caps, the nom speaks for itself! Talk page whoring, creating templates for the purposes of whoring, having around about as many articles up for Pee Review as everyone else put together at any one time, creating forums to whore said review requests... The man displays a commendable commitment to and talent for whoring, and deserves to be rewarded as such! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 16:27, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• For - which rythemes with "whore"... -- The Zombiebaron 16:30, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• ME! ME ME ME! What kind of whore would I be if I didn't vote for myself?? (UU forgot to mention that I have a sockpuppet that whores and that I whored to ZB while trying to get unbanned) --  Le Cejak • <-> 19:29, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
• 4 also rhymes with whore. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:41, Nov 8
• For nuf said. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 17:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
• 4 also rhymes with YOUR FACE. just too tempting - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs -20:52, Nov 13
• For. Dirty whore. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:23, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

December of 2007

Ggarfield (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 8 very greedy fatcats

• Nom and For - Cajek's talk page. --THINKER 02:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• Lol, yeah He's not nearly as creative as last month's winner, but he's got my vote.   Le Cejak • <-> (Dec 12 / 03:03)
• For Ohhh Yes. Hea, is this award not meant to for quality whoring? MrN 03:11, Dec 12
• YeahYeahYeahYeah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:14, Dec 12
• Fuck Yeah. My talk page has a good bit, too. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:20, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• Support those attacks... oh boy--Æ 16:19, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

• Comment - Looks like someone is going to get some Valjunta. Maybe I'll even buy my picture onto one! :) --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:58, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
• for. makes manforman look like an introverted mute. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:44, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
• Door. Wow. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 21:59, Dec 19

Manticore (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 2 capitalist for vote

• Nom & ₣OR - attention whores FTW. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 18:19, 5 December 2007 (UTC)
• Whore - Now this is what I call a whore. The other guy was acting like a Southern Redneck, which is sorta funny and sorta dumb. --MaddMax 01:23, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

January of 2008

Savethemooses (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 4 greedy moose savers

• Nom and For - he threatened to stab me on my talkpage if I didn't reconsider my vote on one of his articles and whored at least 10 users to vote for his article on Top10 2007--Æ 20:00, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• For - Because he'll probably tell me to do this at somepoint. -- The Zombiebaron 20:12, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
• Strong whore. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:44, Jan 19
• Most definitely. Blatant, shameless, persistent whoring. I need to learn from this man! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:54, 19 January 2008 (UTC)

March of 2008

MrN9000 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +2

1.  For. He needs this as much as I did. Well, not really, but he IS helping with all my articles, and that should count as something, right?   Le Cejak • <-> Mar 26 (23:06)
2. For. He actually whored this nomination at me. Dirty dirty little whore! Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:14, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

Mhaille (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: +4 whores never to walk alone

1. Nom & For Well I'm not going down for this one on my own! MrN 00:30, Mar 27
2. For This is the master. Forget about me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:44, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
3. For. Taught me everything I know. Except cricket. -- The Zombiebaron 17:24, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
4.  F☭R
5. For. Taught me everything I know, but refused to teach me about cricket. Flat bats!? What the hell is that game!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:49, Mar 28

April of 2008

Cs1987 (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser

Score: 3 people who need no encouragement

• Nom & for. Created a forum topic solely dedicated to encouraging whoring from everyone. This surely makes him an über-whore! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:16, Apr 17
• Über self-for - VOTE FOR ME!!! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:35, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
• True 'nuff --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 09:28, 30 April 2008 (UTC)