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Saddam says death by hanging!
Saddam — the eternal ruler of
New Texas — has personally reviewed this article, together with his lover
Satan, and thinks
YOU should be
hanged for creating, editing or even reading this article.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. |
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. |
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers! |
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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200. |
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. |
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Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU
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“... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?
... that you have 5 minutes to move your car?
... that your car has been impounded?
.... that your car has been crushed into a cube?
... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?”
“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...”
“If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him”
“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!”
The lovely landscape of Redmond
“This guy's page is undone.”
“Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!”
~ Uncle Tom on You
“Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...”
“Rogan?”
“'All your base are belong to us!”
If you don't buy their chicken,you might end up dissapearin'