User:Kathumandu

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Saddam — the eternal ruler of New Texas — has personally reviewed this article, together with his lover Satan, and thinks YOU should be hanged for creating, editing or even reading this article.

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A КоммциiзT was written by this article☭ "In Soviet Яussia, template adds УФU!!" Note that both the 中国人 and ze Яussians love ziz AЯTICLE!

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The writer of this article is an American Conservative and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

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(Psst. They're probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

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Official total of all pitied fools:    

97,624,938,282

Number of fools, cockroaches, cadavers, crania, virii, oysters, crania, nuclear reactors, tuxedoes, lubricants, computers, staplers, sticks, pastries, nuclear reactors and reindeer that Kathumandu has pitied.

(Updated Saturday 11/2-2024)

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and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.

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Who is Kathumandu

Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.

In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

Quotes about Kathumandu

“... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?

... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?

... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?”

~ Me on You

“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...”

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

“If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him”

~ Oscar Wilde on Kathumandu owning him in Warcraft

“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

The lovely landscape of Redmond

“This guy's page is undone.”

~ Captian Obvious on This page

“Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!”

~ Uncle Tom on You

“Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...”

~ User:necropaxx on Kathumandu

“Rogan?”

~ Age of Empires on Kathumandu

“'All your base are belong to us!”

~ CATS on Kathumandu

If you don't buy their chicken,you might end up dissapearin'

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pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika-G

sp-X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers . sp-X