User:Kathumandu

Necropaxx gave you a pacifier for voting him for NotM! Careful, it's been used.

Saddam says death by hanging!

Saddam — the eternal ruler of New Texas — has personally reviewed this article, together with his lover Satan, and thinks YOU should be hanged for creating, editing or even reading this article.

Somebody set up us the bomb. For great justice take off every 'zig'.

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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

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This user is the sworn nemesis of <insert name here>. .

Official total of all pitied fools:

97,624,939,760

Number of fools, hotels, hotels, search engines, neurotoxins, home theater systems, tanks, tires, igneous protrusions, homicidal screaming carrots, telephones, books, pens, sheep, staplers and papers that Kathumandu has pitied. (Updated Friday 05/2-2025)

This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is Cuban ¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl! (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)

This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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This user is Vulcan … and is logically proud of it. (List of Vulcan Uncyclopedians)

Who is Kathumandu

Kathumandu is commonly known as either Wes, West Side, Wesley Snipes, or just "Hey You!" He lives in The Peoples Republic of California, led by Comrade Arnold Schwarzenegger. He Goes to some Ghetto Prision, I mean High School in downtown Azusa. He sits on his computer all day and edits Uncyclopedia and plays Eragonlive like all homeless nerds do. He is fluent in Newspeak, Kiligon, Trekkie, Ghetto, Spanish, Black English, English, n00b, and Java. He was officialy declared in the yearbook, the dude most likely to become a robot.

In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

Quotes about Kathumandu

“... that you have you have 10 minutes to move your car?

... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube?

... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?”

~ Me on You

“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu pwns YOU!...wait a sec, he does that anyway...”

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

“If I were alive, id be down with him too...Down owning him”

~ Oscar Wilde on Kathumandu owning him in Warcraft

“In Soviet Russia, Kathumandu ignores YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Kathumandu

The lovely landscape of Redmond

“This guy's page is undone.”

~ Captian Obvious on This page

“Only YOU, Can Prevent Ghetto!!!”

~ Uncle Tom on You

“Your Mom!!! Ohhhhhhh...”

~ User:necropaxx on Kathumandu

“Rogan?”

~ Age of Empires on Kathumandu

“'All your base are belong to us!”

~ CATS on Kathumandu

If you don't buy their chicken,you might end up dissapearin'

Uncyclopedia:Babel

gb 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish. gb 3

sc 4 This user speaks Scrabble at a near-native level. sc 4

en F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one). en F

uk 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English. uk 1

rh 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour. rh 2

mor 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . mor 3

ac A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek those African clicky noises whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ac A

tlh N This user is a native speaker of Klingon. tlh N

bl 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Blasphemy. bl 3

elv 4 This user speaks Elvish at a near-native level. elv 4

ht 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML. ht 2

al 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of the Ancient Language. al 3

au 1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 'Straylyan. au 1

ns 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Newspeak. ns 2

es 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español. es 2

pika G This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers. pika G

sp X This user only speaks Spanglish enough to seduce native Spanglish speakers. sp X