User talk:Dark Apostrophe

Hey!

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

How do these work again? 02:06, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

W00t, crappy template :D

Happy Pagan Holiday from Tayor.

Actually, Yule was the 21st. But, uh, the Christian Christmas is a capitalistic farce, so, uh, hah. Long live the original!

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And I am SO not a heathen.

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other people should really make these for me :D The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 14:49, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Awwwwww :D

I miss you too, I thought about you whilst trying to sleep last night. Bed time is 9:30, didn't get to sleep until 11, so, you got a lot of thinking time :P I really do wish you were here, or I there, as the case may be. I would love to give you a call, but we've gone over this!!! I don't think I can over my phone without an outrageous response from my parents. I'll think about trying though. Perhaps I'll convince my Cerise to let me on her computer for around half an hour someday. Just for you :P Allright, gotta go. Talk to you later. Tayor MUN (Praise!) 12:04, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

TAYOR!

I gaze upon this and realize...I couldn't type all that time ago...! Anyway...sorry I couldn't get on yesterday...but perhaps you'll get this and write back :P. GRR! Next weekend I can talk to you....'tis too long dear sir...:D.. Anyway...I gots to be going...I'm at school, and It's gonna start soon! woo! (not)....loves! Tayor MUN (Praise!) 11:55, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

More Tayor

Katie seems to like writing in my spot...hmm...how are you? taken any goo pictures lately? I'd love to look at the, send me a link! Tayor MUN (Praise!) 12:50, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I have, but I've neglected to upload any. Maybe I'll get around to it, some day. Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 15:48, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Tayor

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

I'M JUST MAKING YOUR LINK BLUE. I MEAN HI. I MEAN YEAH. --KATIE!! 18:57, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

Cthulhu

Since we were able to trace the excellent question back to you, Cthluhu has asked that you be given this as a token of his gratitude.

This user has pleased Cthulhu

By aiding Cthulhu in his quest to obtain souls online.
So now: Surrender your soul!!!

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XMas

Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:33, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

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Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff, And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came, Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. Oh! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee. A dragon lives forever but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar. His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave, So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh! Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Merry Christmas

Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Commercial Conformity Period. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

meh

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE. Mainly because he gets them for free.

For actually being helpful. I like that kind of uniqueness. -- 17:51, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! :D But I was helpful? How? /me has shitty memory. Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 20:47, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, apparently you told me what that thing was that they award to the people who speak into the microphone and then read UnNews articles, and then put it on a Wikia server.-- 19:17, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

*BANG*

High Gen. Grue has given you death. Because you suck.

... -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

Why thank you, kind Sir. Now may I escort you back to your kennel? :) Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 19:18, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Image

Hey, a while back you asked me to make a toaster, with like a usb and everything. Well here it is. Sorry it took so long. --» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 21:16, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

Here you go!

This user has been awarded with a lobster shoved up their ass. Lobsterman would be proud.

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 19:49, 7 May 2007 (UTC) YAY! Thank you! I always wanted tha..umm... wait, what? Lobster shoved up my Olihole? No thanks. Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 23:20, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

While I'm Thinking

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I think you're well deserving of both of those -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! :D

I need them, too! Especially the former. Not that big of a fan of the latter - It tastes like HighGenGrue looks. Dark Apostrophe (Click here to bitch. :)) 23:32, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Pagans

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Sure, I'll give you an electronic kiss on the cheek if you accept capitalism as the one true way to peace, freedom and prosperity. BOW TO MURRAY NEWTON ROTHBARD! --Imperator█Dark_Apostrophe█The Memory Hole 21:17, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Xmas

Secular Greetings! This atheist wishes you much non-religious merriment as we celebrate the birth of consumerism. -- vigilant Ape (rinse) (Riot Porn)

YOU!

Everyone you stamp your sig, the page gets marked as Category:Censored because of the templates you utilize. Do you think you can fiddle around with some substing to get that little kink out of the system? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:20, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

No.

I'm lazy. Do it yourself if you feel like it.

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

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Gah

Didn't get to the damn post office today. Sorry, hope to get off my lazy arse tomorrow. -- sannse (talk) 17:31, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS!

You not only attempted to entertain Brad, but were successful. Not only that, you cured his depression! If Brad weren't such a lazy shit, he'd have come up with some kind of template for this. As it is, though, he'll just say thanks with a cookie.--<<>> 03:48, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Bradaphraser has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

evilmegaman

hey dude I've been off the drugs for 5 years now. das wassup

Just thought you'd like to know I took your advice seriously.