User talk:Ikabu

Welcome!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, etc.

For voting for me for WoTM in March. Big Hugs, Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:55, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Ta.

	Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock.
	And a second one. Don't you feel special?

--El Zoof 07:30, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAraygun  [scream!] 02:55, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Editing

You mentioned on the WotM page that you don't know how to cross out text. Wikipedia has an excellent set of pages on such things here. I hope this helps clear your wiki confusion. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:31, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Pee Review/Untunes:Thank You For The War

I reviewed your article Untunes:Thank You For The War. It was alright, getting 24/50 points. I suggest that you improve the article. Click Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnTunes:Thank You For the War for more info--Cookies,yum! 17:15, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

References

I've added the coding for "references" to your UnBooks:Lost Diary of John Walters article, all you need to do is duplicate the <ref>Reference Coding</ref> to where you need it, and the section at the bottom will expand automatically. Any problems give me a shout. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

No Minister

The Yes Minister wasn't meant to be "homophobic"! I can assure you I aint homophobic - check out some of my articles on religion to see what I feel about people with that attitude. I just thought it would be funny to make a reference to all the sexual scandals in the British political system. If you lived here you'd know what I mean. What was wrong with the pictures? Weri long wang 14:48, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

Danke!

This is your flight attendant, not stewardess, Melissa. We will be landing shortly. Thank you for voting for preflight procedures, and for flying Southwest Airlines!

--EMC ^[TALK] 04:57, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Đùşśąŀəĥøæß

You, sir, are a truly brave man. (And To make a long story short, he became a doctor is a sheer stroke of brilliance.)  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 15:48, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:09 Oct 25, 2023 04:27, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thankyou

Thankyou for reviewing The Chaser's War on Everything, all your information shall be heeded. If you could help, that would work. Just to clear something up, I love The Chaser as much as the next guy, and it wasn't really meant to be a whinge... just a good-natured poke. I've rewritten some bits, but it's still under construction at the moment!! --Andy the Idiot 03:41, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Thankyou

Also, thankyou - I have been waiting for ages for the Caribou page to be reviewed. I will fix it after i have gone and slept. I am also an Aussie by the way. I will also create another article once I have a concept. --Michaelandjimi58.109.9.39 09:30, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Genteel gratitude

Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing. By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard! Glorious success will yet be ours! Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down. Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. That is all! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:59, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign

Hello there, <insert name here>! According to our research, you voted for this on VFH. Thanks again for your vote! Well, turns out it's up for Top 10 of 2007! And if you liked it then, you like it now, right? Please consider donating a small portion of your 10 votes on making a starving child happy again! Thanks! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 00:16, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

RE: Your "lay off the Christians" comment here

Sorry, mate, but we persecute all religions, non-religions, agnostics, and atheists alike here. Given all the reasons to get really nasty about Christianity in particular, I think most folks here are pretty restrained. I'd suggest you ignore what you dislike and don't worry about other Christians taking offence. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:15, November 3, 2009 (UTC)