User talk:Saturn1

Welcome!

Hello, Saturn1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join. Again, welcome!  -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:56, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

So you like Zork

Secret fact: Most of Zork has been written by other people. If you can think of ways to make the existing Zork rooms funnier, please do so! --L 07:01, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Re. message on talk page

It looks like you already got help from Spang, or at least that template seems to work. It's a good idea, too! Feel free to spread it around the template guides. While I'm here, a quick nag: remember to only create templates when they need to be used. For example, we don't really need Template:Pp-template, or if we ever did an admin would create it when they needed it. Also remember to include a note on templates saying how they should be used, otherwise you'll make us all confused! Thanks, and keep up the good work. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:08, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia

Uncyclopedia needs to buy the following

• Uncyclopedia.net
• Uncyclopedia.com

Uncyclopedia needs to register the following

• Uncyclopedia.de
• Uncyclopedia.co.uk
• Uncyclopedia.es
• Uncyclopedia.co.il

Así que hablas español!

Por fin, alguien con quien puedo hablar con mi idioama y no tener que romperme la cabeza escribiendo en inglés. Saludos, y recuerda visitar Inciclopedia.--Games Fan 22:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Gratis

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:17, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Tutoria

Me gustaría que me tutorearas, o sea, me refiero a eso de Adopt-a-Noob, que en Inciclopedia se llama Tutores, saludos.--Games Fan 21:28, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Sig

Was it you, Saturn, that asked me about your sig? If it was, then I figured I'd show you this link, which I happened to stumble upon today, it's great for making colors for your sig. If it wasn't you who asked me, ignore this altogether. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:28, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks muchly!

Thank you for voting For me, of course. You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did. So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:30 Sep 27, 2024 04:26, 1 August 2007 (UTC)