User:Josephseagullstalin

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TOTAL DISORGINIZATION!!!!![edit | edit source]

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Josephseagullstalin (Aka PraetorianCheese/ KamikazeSeagull
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this user believes in a nice hybrid of socialism and capitalism
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Josephseagullstalin (Aka PraetorianCheese/ KamikazeSeagull
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this user believes in a nice hybrid of socialism and capitalism
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this user loves Macs but can't help but use windows

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For being the stupidest moron for the lamest and strangest userpage.

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about me
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If i could go somewhere it would be cheese pie seagull
My favorite authors flying purple cows OMG- (ostriches munch grandmas) piece of pi= chicken+ 3.32
stapler yassou!!! Poland is a nation- or is it!?!?! It is a dog- OR IS IT!?!?!?!

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Wortheless things i've made that has no point and is stupid:

THE FUTURE!!![edit | edit source]

TIMELINE

2025 AD- Intelligent race of seagulls Arrives on earth from a wormhole

2189 AD- Seagulls take over superpowers, China and the US.

2195 AD- World is conquered by seagulls. Humanity is enslaved.

2504 AD- Seagulls break into civil war

2560 AD- Seagull rule is overthrown by the re-rise of humanity

2561 AD- Seagulls flee earth and establish major Federation on moon

2578- 3001 AD- fierce space battles constantly take place between the Seagull Federation, and the Nations of Humans

3050 AD- Evil Chicken Aliens from outer space attack both humans and seagulls. Seagull Federation, and the Nations of Humans unites and fights off alien chickens

3100 AD- Seagulls and humans join together.

3108 AD- sun blows up and everyone dies. WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yagga Foob!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit | edit source]

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