User talk:That Guy Huffed Me

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Hello, That Guy Huffed Me, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

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Yay I feel loved--☭Mr.Huffy☭

My vote

I want to explain and apologize for my vote on your article. First, it was a rude comment. But to be honest I do find the article to be sophomoric. Its cluttered and difficult to read. I understand what you were attempting, or trying to, but in its current state I don't feel that its front page material. Topping it off, I am in a great deal of physical pain tonight and having surgery on Friday - maybe not the best time to try and be cheeky. So I apologize for being very rude, but my apology still doesn't mean that I remove my against vote. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:37, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

☃

Snowman! —Braydie 22:23, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

SNOWMAN!--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 22:44, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Things that make you look even n00bier

All right, I have the obligation to tell you before an admin does. The Template:FH is for serious use. Please remove it from your user page. It's not that someone cares about your page, it's because by using it you are adding it to the category reserved to featured articles. Got it? I started a forum topic on this subject. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 17:14, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

Ok, I wont do it again. I copied the idea off Zerotrousers. He may still have the template on his User Page.--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 21:05, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

About the template

I'm not actually proficient in smuggling stuff from wikipedia, but as far as I know, the code is mostly compatible. So the first step is looking for the wiki template you want and adding its code to your article. Images are not interchangeable, so you will probably have to download the wiki ones and uploading them in uncyc. Point me out what exactly are you trying to copy and maybe I can be more handy. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 14:26, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

By the way... maybe you have noticed that we are not necessarily wiki vandals. On contrary, this is considered rather uncool here. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 11:37, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

"The Front"

Squiggle has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Technically, Alksub got it first, but you're cool too. So here's your cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:10, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

I feel I am somewhat in debt with you

I used that cool (?) drill program stuff for Leatherboundbooks (I didn't repeated the joke because, well, it would be a repeated joke) but we almost didn't talk. Ask me for something, I'm your adopter, ain't I? -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 11:40, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Let's fill some sandbags

Okay, so let's work now, in case you are not writing an article. Seems like all admins are sleeping, so we have an important task: QVFD. Did you ever used it? Use recent changes and Special:Newpages so to see what those damn IPs are creating. And let's add all that manure to QVFD. If you think an article is bad, ugly or n00bish but has a spirit within, use ICU instead. I will be adding articles myself and monitoring what are you doing. Deal? -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 11:49, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

I luv you

I luv you--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:27, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

I luv you too--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:27, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Wanna get naked--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:27, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Hell Yea--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:27, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Great--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 08:27, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Kid, this was very Zerothouserish... -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 10:19, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Do you mean the fact I copied this off Zerotrousers, Or the fact I have zero trousers on at the moment--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 07:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes I copied this off Zerotrousers talk Page but I did just so I could test my MeSsAgE SyStEm--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 07:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

i LiKe TaLkInG lIkE tHiS iT's FuN--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 07:43, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Well, boy, Mr. Zero is, let's say, not a particularly constructive example for you kids to follow. If you keep on hanging around with those suspicious elements, may I have to dismiss you from my orphanage...

Golden rule of Uncyc respect: never cry for attention.

By the way, do you want a veteran 3-star sig? I just taught that boy with the old tomes how to. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 11:10, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm not crying for attention Im ttesting my message system

I know Zerotrousers is...well...crazy, and not in good sense like me.

He is not that bad...well...He did create This page does not exist....--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 06:12, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Blandford

I've put the new version back on pee review to get some more criticism / opinions. --Winstanley1 20:43, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Pimped Signatures

There goes a copy-paste of what I said to Leatherboundbooks:

Okay, that involves a little g(r)eek coding. First, create your sig as a page in your user space: SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball . Edit it, adding images, changing colors and links. Feel free to steal code from other user's sigs, including mine. What you have learned from creating templates will work for sigs, but there's some weird coding for special effects, as linking from images or overriding the custom underline link. Hint: steal! Also don't use large images - the maximum height is about 14 pixels, elseways your sig will create ugly gaps between text lines.

When you're done, enter your "preferences" page (link at the top left corner). Mark the "raw signatures" checkbox and paste to "Nickname" box above:

• {{SUBST:nosubst|User:That Guy Huffed Me/sig}}

Save these preferences. Voilá. Custom sig! Now you feel a little bit less n00bish.

Do you copy? -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 20:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

What about the last changes? I removed the symbols because they were trespassing the line height in a very ugly way. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 00:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you so much! it look awesome THX--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  11:25, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Cheers!

	NeedABrain has awarded you a Dry Martini!
	For voting on HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies Everything goes easier after this.

-- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 02:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Read this carefully

That sucks, but that's life:

• Uncyclopedia:In-jokes

I was sure I was forgetting something. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 21:35, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Bullying

Yes, that's the word. Bullying. You are 14 while most of well-succeed users are from 20 to 40. For you, it's like being in a grade-E class, with all those older retardo-thugs left behind. For we, is like having an nephew around while drinking beer and watching adult commedies on TV. You can appear annoying out of sheer innocence. It's quite known outside how Uncyclopedia is n00b-unfriendly. Hint: always try to keep the low profile. Sorry for not defending you in this one, but your sig... well... Whatever. Mark my words: keep the low profile, try to keep your head cool and never overreact. Specially, leave Famine alone, he's somewhat unpredictable. See how he reacted to my own good-faith comment in a previous post. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 22:23, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

You think I give a shit if he's unpredictable! HA! I'm brave! Hes going to have to apoligize. Non-sacasitically! You don't bully anyone of any age like that! I have been bullied before...and I shall never back down ever again!--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  22:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, do as you want. He will probably not ban you just for arguing with him - if done in a polite way. By the way, he raised one important question. Why your user name? -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 22:35, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

I have no idea...do you?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  22:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 22:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry to barge in. One thing I have to say about this matter, and it doesn't really matter how old you are: NEVER take anything personally around here. NEVER. It would be wrong to compare school yard bullying with Uncync since school yard is REAL LIFE. and Uncync is NOT. You shouldn't expect any apologies from anyone around here, but neither should you take insult. Take a deep breath, a let it go, and then you can keep having fun here. It's just a shame not to! ~ 11:26, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Mordillo is right. I must remember this myself more often. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 14:27, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the advice. It just came as a shock to me to be insensitively attacked here. I thought this was a safe place, a place that had rules but everything was taken in good humour. I saw Zerotrousers nominated a page that seemed like vanity. I thought it was, in the words of super nanny: Unaecppthable. So I went to an admin that I had great respect for: Famine. Then Spang politely told me it was a in joke here. I got stressed, I tried to fix the promblem I said sorry to Zero and Famine. And then only to be abused it was hard not to take it personally. Thank you for being so kind Mordillo and NeedABrain I have a great respect for you two--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  07:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Blandford.

I agree with you I think we should spell check and then nominate it. --Winstanley1 09:18, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

I'm candidating your article, not out of gratitude, but because it's good. It needs some small cleanup still. It's bulky, so you could consider trimming a little in some parts. Also, I really think Clue references would be cool (google for Colonel Mustard for example) - but this is up to you to decide. Tell me when you think you are really done. -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 23:50, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Take a look at VFH now. Good luck! -- herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 00:16, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

cookie

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 00:22, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

More decoration to your page

Freeze, evil-doer!!!
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Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

--herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 04:24, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

Hey dude

I appreciate your work, as well as your cool name. Be the first in ages to receive a pie, flavour of your choice!

Huzzah. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 10:47, 7 May 2007 (UTC)

haha

How the republicans stole spongebob. work on it, its colossal. do throw the images in the uploadinator and put them in a nice thumb though, they look nicer that way. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 00:44, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks

Congratulations Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again.

Thanks

Weasel3689 would like to thank you for Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule!

 Weasel 3689 06:05, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

Its Finally featured!

Blandford made it onto the front page at last. --Winstanley1 08:17, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

I have been to Blandford Forum and well, I only just escaped the hounds. Very Strange Place. Plus, nowhere would sell me cigarettes or alcohol without ID, and that's unusual for the UK. I felt as if I were in 'A Local Village For Local People'. Your article hit the spot.Phantom Grammar 12:37, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank You, but without creative help from Winstanley1 I doubt it would have gotten featured--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  05:54, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

cow

ahhhh, why not?

Doug Memorial Cow Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award Red Cow Just because I felt like it. Congradulations

The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN stripper!!

Hoo haa Huntie

Tah for that Huffy, now I have a pwiddy widdle signature![[Image:Teddy factory icon01.jpg|20px[[User:The Hunt|<span style="font-size:10pt; color:teal; font-family:Lucida Calligraphy">The Hunt</span>]]&nbsp;[[User_talk:The Hunt|<small><span style=;color:green;>'''&nbsp;I&nbsp;like&nbsp;the&nbsp;feel&nbsp;of&nbsp;silk'''</span></small>]][[Image:Teddy factory icon01.jpg |20px]]]] 04:34, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

I think you fuckened up your sign ROLF--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  04:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Go and unfuck your sign--read your talk page again--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  04:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

• {{SUBST:nosubst|User:The Hunt/sig}} --Paste in NICKName box and check you clicked RAW SIGNATURE--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  04:43, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Sam I Am vs. The Hunt-Whoever wins, we lose

Hey Sam, check out UnNews:"Here comes the aeroplane" baby-feeding technique made illegal by Congress and point out any bad things about it. The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian 

It's good better than I thought it would be. If I had reviewed this on pee review I probably would have given it a 34--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  12:44, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Refrain from excessive enthusiasm

First thing, thank you very much for nominating me to WotM. However you better not argue with people who vote in other candidates, Huffy... That's a little embarassing to me. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 17:19, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Re:look here

Thank you for thanking me for nominating Sir Humphry. It wasn't me, I didn't nominate Sir Humphrey and I claim nothing I hardly even claim the stuff I did do. However I know my obligations as an Uncyclopedia noob and I am marinating myself in readiness. --Hugh pym 16:33, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

I believe you. Someone must have signed in your name, but it seems just plain strange that someone choose a not very known article and a not very known User to self nominate an article that wasn't theirs. The whole crazy concept makes me LOLZ. Thanks for your kindness, I won’t eat you now.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  00:20, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Ah Ha! some thing strange happened in this edit http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH&diff=next&oldid=2087524 I had disgustingly self nominated the previous article (ungod) and the next edit freaked out. Spooky. --Hugh pym 10:03, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

1...2...3...Hunt Time!

Here's a list of a few things I like: 1.Freedom 2.My Beautiful Country 3.The screams of young babies as I boil them alive Thankyou, thankyou very much....no you cannot have my number. --The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  08:49, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

But I need your phone number...--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  02:00, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! and so on...

I need help, doc. I put Pwning of the N00bs on pee review quite a while ago, forgot to check it's review and now I can't find the review. Do you think it's been deleted?--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  03:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC) Nope, it just has not reviewed yet.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  02:00, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Humphrey returns

I've put Sir Humphrey back on vfh. vote for it, it's got two for votes. bitch.--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  07:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

Grazi, Senor

Thanks for voting. You shall be spared. --The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  23:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Read. Now. No, Right Now

I want you to read User:The Hunt/UnBooks: The O'Reilly Guide to Local Communism and give me some feedback. If you don't you may find that your house inconveniantly sets on fire. And your puppy gets strangled.--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  10:24, 18 July 2007 (UTC)

The Hell hath no fury like a Hunt scorned

Hey huffy. Read "How the Republican stole Spongebob", you'll find a surprise. No, not the kind you find in the toilet. --The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  01:18, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

Huffed Me, Mah Boi!

Since you've been not existing for a long time, I'm going to be removing you off the adopters list, in an effort to make it easier for noobs to find an adopter who's active. Feel free to add yourself back if you become more active at any time in the future. Cheers. -RAHB 05:47, September 18, 2010 (UTC)