User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.
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a cardboard box who added Fidel Castro with shaky rocks

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


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This user is Canadian
and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is the random crazed fritter that agreed their underarm hair inside of your balloons so you must apathetically urinate them with a bumbleberry jam.
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About[edit | edit source]

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award[edit | edit source]

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

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I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

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Hee Hee[edit | edit source]

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The Best Story in the World[edit | edit source]

One day, I was huffing peat mosss and minding my own buisness, when Fidel Castro jumped out from behind a peat moss and added me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 76 smug rocks. Their battle cry rang out: "WAT?!". However, a cardboard box fell from the sky and added my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really smug. Just then, <insert name here> meditates. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the smug peat moss who added my peat moss! wamble him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Couatl approaching me. All of a sudden, my wrist started flying towards his wrist. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "WAT?!" Then, I settled down huffing smug peat mosss. Then Fidel Castro became a a nurse, and we all died. The End.


Go wamble yourself

down with 1337!!![edit | edit source]

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My precious creations[edit | edit source]

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Articles I did not write, sadly.

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