User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.
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an ectoplasm who threw Queen Elizabeth II with slutty bathtubs

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

– Soviet Russian guy on cows
This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


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This user is Canadian
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user loves pi
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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This user is the random emo petroglyph that baptised their iris inside of your magmas so you must sloppily extrude them with a ramen noodle.
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About[edit | edit source]

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award[edit | edit source]

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

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I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

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Hee Hee[edit | edit source]

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo.gif

The Best Story in the World[edit | edit source]

One day, I was huffing hideouts and minding my own buisness, when Queen Elizabeth II jumped out from behind a hideout and threw me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 80 common bathtubs. Their battle cry rang out: "lol wut!". However, an ectoplasm fell from the sky and threw my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really common. Just then, <insert name here> wriggles. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the common hideout who threw my hideout! zap him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Ra'zac approaching me. All of a sudden, my skull started flying towards his skull. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol wut!" Then, I settled down huffing common hideouts. Then Queen Elizabeth II became a a cameraman, and we all died. The End.


Go zap yourself

down with 1337!!![edit | edit source]

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My precious creations[edit | edit source]

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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