User:The.original.joe.shmoe
my anti-BENSON.
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<insert name here> is a chump who constructed Yo mama with unpleased ropes |
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
– Soviet Russian guy on cows
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About[edit | edit source]
This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
Thingy Award[edit | edit source]
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
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Thingy Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh Just because I felt like it. Congradulations |
people who have this award[edit | edit source]
- Spang (awesome)
Hee Hee[edit | edit source]
I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!
The Best Story in the World[edit | edit source]
One day, I was huffing extension cords and minding my own buisness, when Yo mama jumped out from behind a extension cord and constructed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 0 crazed ropes. Their battle cry rang out: "haxor!11!". However, a chump fell from the sky and constructed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really crazed. Just then, <insert name here> rewards. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the crazed extension cord who constructed my extension cord! tear him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Kihunter approaching me. All of a sudden, my gallbladder started flying towards his gallbladder. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "haxor!11!" Then, I settled down huffing crazed extension cords. Then Yo mama became a a coach, and we all died. The End.
Go tear yourself
down with 1337!!![edit | edit source]
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My precious creations[edit | edit source]
Articles I did not write, sadly.
    
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