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a codswallop who DELETED! Crom with retarded memos

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
and stands for truth, universal health care, and HOCKEY games!
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is the random yellow milquetoast that vomited their lung inside of your cows so you must colloquially masturbate them with a hero.
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About[edit | edit source]

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award[edit | edit source]

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

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I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

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Hee Hee[edit | edit source]

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo.gif

The Best Story in the World[edit | edit source]

One day, I was huffing vomits and minding my own buisness, when Crom jumped out from behind a vomit and DELETED! me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 56 depressed memos. Their battle cry rang out: "OMGWTFBBQ?!!". However, a codswallop fell from the sky and DELETED! my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really depressed. Just then, <insert name here> allows. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the depressed vomit who DELETED! my vomit! smash him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Pow approaching me. All of a sudden, my Achilles' tendon started flying towards his Achilles' tendon. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "OMGWTFBBQ?!!" Then, I settled down huffing depressed vomits. Then Crom became a a president, and we all died. The End.

Go smash yourself

down with 1337!!![edit | edit source]

1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!

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My precious creations[edit | edit source]




oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Articles I did not write, sadly.