User:The Hunt

The ultimate in Victorian pleasure.

Ah, welcome sir. How was the coach ride? Good? Well, shall I take your coat, it's beautiful. Really? Kashmere silk? Made in Belgium? God, it must have cost you heaps. Really? Only $7.50 from the bargain bin outside Wal-Mart! Now what kind of host would I be if I didn't offer you a drink. What would you like. A nice Chateau Blanc? A Pinot Noir? Pepsi Max? Alright then.

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How would most like to die?

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1 Of boredom whilst watching the entire 1st season of Everybody Loves Raymond

2 Of internal bleeding after being stabbed to death with an eraser

3 Of Boogie Woogie fever

4 In a louse-ridden prison cell after being convicted of war crimes

5 A good, old-fashioned hanging (with a parade and a crowd of unruly villagers to pelt you with rotten vegetables)

6 Sitting completely still and wait to slowly decompose

7 BAH! YOUR PUNY HUMAN WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME!

There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 19:56, 13 January 2013.

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