Judy Garland
Britain's wartime prime minister in 1940-45 and 1951-55 and friend to the gays, Judy Garland (June 10, 1922 – June 22, 1969) was known for her remarkable cigar consumption and liking for midgets and pills. She commanded an entire battalion (the 49th Lollipop Brigade) of little people in World War I, where she won accolades including the seldom-awarded Ruby Slippers award for her brave, single-handed thwarting of The Wicked Kaiser of the West and his flying monkeys Contrary to popular reports, her casting couch experiences did include and by the end of filming of "The Wizard of Oz" most definitely liked it up the ass.
She also made pornographic movies with her good friend Ethel Merman.
Filmography[edit | edit source]
- Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
- It's A Secret
- Made In Hell
- Enjoying Myself
- Hand on My Boobs
- My Secret Boobs
- I'm Done Dreaming (With You)
- The Angel I Know
- Go Back In Time
- What Do I Do?
- Sex Secrets (w. Ethel Merman)
- Fucked
- Threesome
- Things Can't Get Better
- Rhythm Of My Vagina (w. Ethel Merman)
- Give Me More Time To Fuck
- Too Little Of A Bad Thing
- Firmer Emotions
- If You Weren't With Me (w. Ethel Merman)
- Pumping Your Cock (w. Ethel Merman)
- Sex Affair
- Dancing At Midnight
- XXX
- 2 of Diamonds
- Boobs Pop
- No More False Endings
- Latte
- Demolition Night (w. Ethel Merman)
- Unholy
- Electric Magnet
- Prince or Princess
- Take Me Away
- Strawberry Bloom (w. Ethel Merman)
- Hermaphrodite (w. Ethel Merman)
- All The Haters
- Christmas Should Be Every Day
- Golden Shower
- Kiss of Death (w. Ethel Merman)
- Can Stop
- Madam Madam (w. Ethel Merman)
Death[edit | edit source]
She had a very close relationship with Director Roman Khlebnikov, eventually falling in love with his somewhat hideous attributes in the early 1940s. She fathered three of his children, who interestingly had sloth-like appearences. One of the children was Liza Minnelli. Judy later learned that Khlebnikov was extremely gay and had been involved in several demonstrations against gays. This consequently lead to her death in 1969.
Garland died of an accidental drug overdose on 22 June, 1969. She was only 47 years old.