User talk:The Hunt

Welcome!

Hello, The Hunt, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:39, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Hey Peter

It's Sam I Am, I'm not gonna be at school tomorrow cause i'm going to be sick. Yea anyways the real reason I'm here is I'm gonna ask thatEvil Mad Sciencetist who likes little boys like you if he has the time to adoupt you.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  11:43, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Hay, hay, hay! What the hell is that talk about "little boys like you"??? -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 15:44, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Oh nothing...Anyway The Hunt would love to know if you can adopt him but i don't think he has learnt how to sign. Peter you may sign with four ~ tide-things ok got it or press signater button, ok?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  07:32, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Political Wars of 2008

JoshHJ has successfully reviewed your article you submitted to Pee Review. Any questions or comments can go to his talk page. Hopefully you will enjoy! Need more editing or reviewing? Ask for it on my talk page!I'll help with creating articles also.

Wow, I absolutely loved that article. You could improve some parts. Here is a link to the review if you need to know. Good luck! -Scout JoshHJ's Page and His Talk 00:36, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

The Article?

You're talking about showing the article to others, right?

Adopted

Place this somewhere in your page: {{Adoptee|HerrDoktor}}.

Let's start by recovering and redefining strategies from that VFH spanking. First thing: while Pee Review seems now to be the turf of the overtly-optimistic, all-forgiving newbies, VFH is still the place of rugged, grumpy veterans. Now let me comment on your article, hang on. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 20:59, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

I tried to warn The Hunt to get your opinion before he did somthing like this. Hopefully he will be able to cry himseft to sleep. My first actical failed too, it hurts.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  21:40, 30 May 2007 (UTC)

Small review

Okay, let me talk about what I think that gone wrong.

1. Templates: you still can see lots of them hanging around unpunished with their grizzly grills and menacing attitude, but they are now considered uncool vintage mold from the distant year of 2005.
2. Quotes: same as above. They are absolutely dispensable by our current standards.
3. Randomity: You wrote about Obama: "He was named a saint in 3097 when he saved millions from the political turmoil of Iran by carrying them in his massively over sized ears and taking them to the German city of Frankenscruken". Note how this nonsense plot may have been used for any other character. Particularly after "The Hostility Begins" part your article drifts in such kind of nonsense free-for-all arguments. See, some people like random humor, but it's now becoming less valued due to the excessive supply of its kind in our "economy".
4. Borrowed humor: you really write fine enough to dispense referencing other uncyc memes/clichés, as Heil Kitty or Mr. T.
5. Formatting: take care of picture placement and avoid too much long paragraphs.

Well, there's something I tell everyone: I can't teach humor. But I can help you in appearing less lame to the vicious veterans. Hope this helps and, sincerely, I notice you have a talent. Let's work it out. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 07:34, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

You never said I had 'talent'...--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  08:02, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Just because you found me when I was sober. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 08:06, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

About conversation

Once a topic is started on some user's talk page, you are expected to continue the conversation on the same page. So, when I comment something, you don't need to open a new topic on my own talk page to answer, and vice-versa. Use the "watch" feature to keep track of the users whose you are waiting an answer from. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 07:56, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Like this?The Hunt 09:38, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

BTW, I'm slightly confused about the "watch" list. Just simple n00b stuff. Oh, and how do i get a cool signature like you or That Guy Huffed Me?The Hunt 09:41, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

All right, this requires some little HTML skills. First thing, create a subpage of your own user page, like this:

• User:The Hunt/sig

Edit it normally, use the preview button a lot, until you reach the desired effect. Remember to follow the rules stated at Uncyclopedia:Signatures. Following those rules, you may add pictures, fonts, whatever, but the easiest thing is just cloning and changing other user's sig (mine is too much complicated, try Huffy's). Once you're done, change your preferences to display the pimped signature. I'm too lazy to look up for this stuff now, see my explanation at Huffy's talk page. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 23:40, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Tah for that mate The Hunt 12:02, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

I did that!!!--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  12:06, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I finshed your sign after 3 hours working out the GODDAMN coding it's done The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian .

Ok if your happy with what I have done enter your "preferences" page (link at the top left corner). Mark the "raw signatures" checkbox and paste to "Nickname" box above:

• {{SUBST:nosubst|User:The Hunt/sig}}

Save these preferences. Voilá. Custom sig! Now you feel a little bit less n00bish.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  12:11, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Have you fixed your sign?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  04:59, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

YesThe Hunt  A dash of Dickensian 

Peter are you just copy and pasting {{User:The Hunt/sig}} on the end of your posts cause that a big NO-NO. You need to make sure the date of post is attacted. If your having troble read my above post. Remember you can sign with --~~~~, ok?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  10:29, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

How do you attach the date?The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian 

Once you've changed your preferences, sign with four tildes (~~~~), so when you save the page, your sig will replace the tildes and the date and time will be attached automatically. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 16:46, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

The grim repairman

I would love to adopt this page, because there is possiblitity it will get killed.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  12:50, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I've kinda given up on it since i cant be bothered doing itThe Hunt  A dash of Dickensian 

--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  03:31, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Templates

Templates are special pages that you may nest in other pages. They may have anything, not just HTML boxes, but common text and images as well. The page will simply display a template as if its code were part of the page itself. By example:

{ {Template:Capitalists} }

displays:

Thi$ arti¢£€ ₩a$ ₩ritt€n b¥ a ¢apita£i$t.

You may read it for free during a 2 hour trial period.
Afterwards, it will crash unless you give us your credit card number.
Save money! Sign up now for only $49.99!!!
(first three months)

“In the Free World, I own the template!!”

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You create a template as you do with any other page. Type: Template:XXXX in the search box and choose to create the new page when asked. By the way, decorative templates (Jesus/Satan/Mr. T. approval) for common pages are very outfashioned nowadays and by so completely inadvisable. You better not use them lest create them. Userboxes (templates for user pages, normally named as Template:User XXXX) and user awards (these ones created under your user space, ex. User:The Hunt;/Template:Award or better User:The Hunt/Award) are okay. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 17:09, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

Airplane Baby Feeding

That was a funny shortie and made me giggle. Good for UnNews. -- herr doktor needsAbrain  [scream!] 17:13, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

I LOVE MEN 4-EVR

Hey peter taking a sickie how australian...Look on VFH, i think you will find a great surpise invovling trace amouts of BRANDY--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  08:57, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

The Mighty Boosh=

Hey, peter can you give the website to download free episodes of the mighty boosh--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  12:22, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

I kinda WANT IT NOW--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  08:16, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Sheesh! Any angrier and you're going to burst a blood vessel, my friend. Go to www.alloftv.net, look down the left handside column til you find the heading shows-humor then look down that column until you find the mighty boosh. I think they have south park on there too.--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  08:21, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

NUMBERS

$PeterIwantyourphonenumbersowecanwatchamovieorsumthing.Myphonenumberis38999561$--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  01:59, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

NUMBERS AGAIN

$Sammyphonenumberis38933210andyesIwouldliketoseeamoviewithyouandyesyouareapoofaceteeheeheeIsaidpooface$--The Hunt  A dash of Dickensian  07:34, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't Blank Pages

Post them on qvfd or vfd if they suck.--Spin 04:49, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Squeak

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to— Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture. Anyway, thanks for voting.

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 13:17 Oct 25, 2023 05:03, 28 July 2007 (UTC)

The Saggy Bosoms Of Eldbridge Manor

Hey Peter, I started writing The Saggy Bosoms Of Eldbridge Manor; here is the final dramatic scene between Lord Peter Eldbridg, Lord Rodger Huffleton and a cat:

Final Scene

(As soon as Lord Rodger Huffleton entered the room he saw the cat of Eldbridge Manor. Instantly he got the urge to sensually indulge in the cat’s delights. He lifted up the cat and rubbed against his unclothed body. Rodger became engrossed and absorbed in the cat's bountiful fur until organismic nourish. The cat let monotonous purr. Lord Peter Eldbridg heard this purr and rushed downstairs.)

Lord Peter Eldbridg: (Directed at Lord Rodger Huffleton) What have you done!

Lord Rodger Huffleton: It is not what it looks like.

Lord Peter Eldbridg: It is definitive that you have deflowed my cat's rose!

Lord Rodger Huffleton: You were the one who encroached us!

Lord Peter Eldbridg: You have made me overwrought with sadness, never again will you see the Saggy Bosoms Of Eldbridge Manor!

(Lord Peter Eldbridg Exits)

Lord Rodger Huffleton: (To himself) I wasted my membership on a cat...it wasn't even a good fuck.

The End

What ya think?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  06:23, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Oh, and I won't be at school, Doctor's Orders--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E  throw a snowball  10:52, 29 July 2007 (UTC)