User:JoshHJ

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} @media (max-width: 720px) {

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} table.INFO {

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   width: 278px !important;
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       display: none !important;
       visibility: hidden !important;
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} @media only screen and (max-width: 600px) {

   table.INFO,
   div.INFO,
   .infobox {
       min-width: 278px !important;
       width: 278px;
       max-width: 288px !important;
       margin: 3px 0 8px 1.5em;
   }
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       min-width: unset !important;
       width: auto !important;
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       width: 281px;
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   }
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   .INFO .image img {
       max-width: 250px !important;
       height: auto;
   }
   .userboxes img {
       max-width: 278px !important;
       height: auto;
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} @media only screen and (max-width: 535px) {

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       display: none !important;
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   }
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       float: none !important;
       margin: 2px auto !important;
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   div.LEFT,
   div.RIGHT {
       max-width: 292px !important;
   }
   table.INFO,
   div.INFO,
   .infobox,
   .userboxes {
       float: none !important;
       clear: both !important;
       margin: 0.5em auto 0.5em auto !important;
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} .INFO .iHEAD {

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} .INFO .iIMG {

   padding: 7px 8px 4px 8px;
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}

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   display: block;
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   max-width: 120px !important;
   height: auto;

} .userboxes img, .infobox img {

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   height: auto;

} .INFO .iH2 {

   padding: 4px 3px 3px 3px;
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} .INFO .iBOX {

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} .INFO .iT {

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} .INFO .box {

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} .INFO .head {

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} .INFO .left .sub {

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} .INFO .left .sub .COLON {

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} .INFO.ABOVE {

   text-align: center;
   font-weight: bold;
   font-size: 11pt;
   width: 278px;
   line-height: 1.25em;
}
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Short Biography[edit | edit source]

JoshHJ is related to a certified gangster by the name of Al Capone. JoshHJ was born in the spring of 92 while 50 Cent and Al Capone were in a shootout. 50 Cent was shot 9 times and he came out of the wounds. Josh then injected Al Capone with Syphilis. He will bust a cap if he must. He likes to body build, bust caps, go on the computer, bust caps, and hang out with his dawgs. JoshHJ is currently a student in high school and speaks some German. He's a true gangster.

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Favorite Movies[edit | edit source]

  • Die Hard
  • Saw
  • Get Rich or Die Tryin'
  • Scarface
  • Lucky Number Sle7in
  • Crank

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