User:LordKaT

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One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

“LordKaT, you sexy transexual.”

~ Olipro on LordKaT

“What the hell, I'm leaking again?!”

~ LordKaT on seepage

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