User:LordKaT

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


LordKaT, you sexy transexual.

Olipro on LordKaT

What the hell, I'm leaking again?!

LordKaT on seepage

NYC-TheBigAppleLogo.jpg This user is a New Yorker.
They know how to drive
and cross streets.
Don't fuck with 'em.

LordKaT.gif This user is LordKaT.
Try not to stare.

InternetMarketer.jpg This user is an Internet Marketer and will lie, cheat, and steal in order to add you to his/her mailing list.

InternetMarketer.jpg This user is an Internet Marketeer and will lie, cheat, and steal in order to add you to his/her mailing list.

There, are you happy, Mhaille?

MagicalTrevor.jpg This user posses powers like those of Magical Trevor.

Do not taunt the cows.

United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
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Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS. C:\>_
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Tux-thinkpad.png This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window. Tux-thinkpad.png
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
Skullnbones.gif This user is ARR-some! Skullnbones.gif
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂
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This user is loved
by teh cobain angel!

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run! Anteater2.jpg
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants LordKaT featured. Potatohead aqua.png
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! Bottlenose dolphin
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Bjorkbeams.jpg
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. Villianc.jpg
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns. Clown chili peppers.jpg
Homeless2.jpg This user is homeless. Homeless2.jpg
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Napoleon4.jpg This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Napoleon4.jpg
Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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Geek.jpg This user is a geek. Geek.jpg
1337 This user is elite. 1337
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* The Worst Part of Censorship.jpg
Myfisto.gif This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately. Myfisto.gif
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n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes. UBX
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted. Nuvola apps important orange.svg
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext.png This user believes that admins
are control freaks.
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NO This user doesn't care. NO
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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CohoSalmon.png This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
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RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Merc.jpg This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F.png This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking.jpg This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Jihad.jpg This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain Jihad.jpg
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Popeeyebeams.jpg


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This user's membership in the Guido Protection Fund is
Paid In Full
They are not to be fucked with under penalty of broken kneecaps.
AtomicPrizeAvatar.jpg Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE.
Mainly because he gets them for free.
Ice-Cream.gif Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For giving me gifts all the time on IRC
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LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.
CheeseChapel.jpg Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.
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Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...
Red Ninjastar.png Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

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Things I Want To Do Before I Die

LordKaT's Words of Advice

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(For my own reference)

Cops: The Gameshow

Clap for Cancer

Fire (disambiguation)

Three Brown Trees

Your New God[edit]

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