User:Syndrome/Awards
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User Awards[edit | edit source]
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
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- King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 01:28, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Why do I need to provide this? has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Zheliel has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Kevillips has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
"Official" Awards[edit | edit source]
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Useless Gobshite of the Month April 2009 |
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Benson of the Month October 2009 |
Featured[edit | edit source]
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
Voting Thanks[edit | edit source]
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No one probably even noticed that I touched this up...
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Thank you, Syndrome, for voting Orian57 your Reviewer of the Month. However the egotistical beast that you have now unleashed is not grateful and meagrely expected the vote but would like to give you a condescending pat on the head. Good girl/boy |
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Blue Power Ranger thanks you for voting! So you liked my tale of displeasure, huh? That's nice. Hey, maybe I could write a book about it! Before long I'll be outselling Pelzer! |
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!? Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.
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Thank you for supporting my recent Writer of the Month campaign
Your support is greatly appreciated.
—Sir Guildensternenstein
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... for supporting my recently featured picture. A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed in your honour. - Sonje |
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"Joshy, what do you say to all the nice boys and girls...?" Uh… Oh yeah thanks! Mrs Peterson said that I had to thank you all for voting on my story, even if you do all have stupid names. Daddy read it too and then he told me that he lied about the sharks as well as his hands being tied up! Mummy gave him a row though so it’s ok now. But now I want to know what the men and women who fight the boy-eating sharks do! Dandelion thinks they’re bankers. |
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Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape. ~ Todd Lyons |
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Thanks for voting Socky Uncyclopedian of the Month | 
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User:Why do I need to provide this?/NotM thanks
User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks
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I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you found. Amazing.
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
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Kevillips has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Season's greetings[edit | edit source]
A FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTOFUS![edit | edit source]
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Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing. |
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- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon 
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:32, Dec 21
Happy Holidays from all of us at SysRq Waste Disposal and Grinder Co.[edit | edit source]
Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit | edit source]
--—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 08:55, 25 December 2008 (UTC)