User:Canadian user with so many sock puppets
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.
“Oh yeah, man, u cant stop my flow”
Canadian user with so many sock puppets has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, a martial art designed so that single mothers would have a place to drop their kids off for an hour while they got their hair done. However, this martial art has slipped in popularity over the last decade, after said single mothers got tired of their children coming home and kicking the cat.
An apocryphal story holds that Canadian user with so many sock puppets did two tours of duty in Afghanistan, where he was assigned to general latrine maintenance and the blowjob-based interrogation of Al Qaeda suspects.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Canadian user with so many sock puppets was born in Canada, a nation known for its complete lack of culture. For most of his childhood, like most Canadians, he was very cold and bored.
Little is known about the early life of Canadian user with so many sock puppets, except that one time, he got so pumped by an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that he kicked his mom right in the face.
Later Life[edit | edit source]
The incident described in the preceding section happened last week, so this section is reserved for stuff that hasn't happened yet.