User talk:I LIKE PIE!!!
Hi everyone...I LIKE PI!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 22:54, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Hello, I LIKE PIE!!!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - basically - have been crap. But don't despair! We have ways to make you.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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So once again, welcome to Uncyclopedia! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:33, 16 January 2010
You know...
That comments and signed remarks don't go on the articles, right? Only for talk pages... ~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:33, 16 January 2010
I know, and thanks for the advice.--I LIKE PIE!!! 18:52, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Hello? Somebody.--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Hey there, what's up? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 20:58, 17 January 2010
Oh, just doing some stuff.--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:00, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Cool! ~Formerly Annoying Crap 07:06, 18 January 2010
Um... .--I LIKE PIE!!! 14:09, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
You two are so cute together. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:54, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
You dummy Syndrome!--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:26, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
You monster Syndrome!--I LIKE PIE!!! 00:27, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
DUDE!
You can't just erase/edit people's comments like that. It's soooo unlegal. Seriously, you want to be adopted or what?
Oh, and I was at work all day FYI. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 02:55, 19 January 2010
Oops, um, sorry. And don't you mean e-legal.--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:20, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Seriously, do it again and you wlll be banned. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 03:34, 19 January 2010
Do what again?--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:36, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Can I please organize this, PLEASE!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:36, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah!--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:37, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Who let the dogs out?--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:37, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Who, who, who who who who?--I LIKE PIE!!! 03:38, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
You? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:06, 19 January 2010
Um, I was just leaving random comments.--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:39, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you Zana Dark for letting me organize this, THANK YOU!!!--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:10, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
FYI? I don't know what that is, but it sounds like a n00b club.--I LIKE PIE!!! 02:41, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Pssst! FYI = For Your Information. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* 
(talk) (stalk) Π ~ 
~ 22 Jan 2010 ~ 06:31 (UTC)
Oh!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:47, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
You remind me...
... of me when I was young and stupid. Or maybe it's just 'cause you stole the main text off Zana's user page like I did? Anyway if you need any hlep just ask. (I can even explain the difference between Userspace and Mainspace if you like.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 19 Jan 2010 ~ 07:29 (UTC)
Got it!--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:39, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and I am not stupid, but I am 10 years old. I stole the main text so I can scare Zana Dark.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:08, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Is that like, 10 dog years, or ten human years? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 20 Jan 2010 ~ 02:11 (UTC)
Ten dog years? No! It's ten HUMAN years.--I LIKE PIE!!! 02:40, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, ok. (That's too bad, dog years would have scared Zana more.) What's better: Legos or Nerf, Superman or Wolverine, Booger or Fart, Soda or Juice, Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network, Politics or Sitcoms, That girl in your class or That girl that babysits you? Also, if you won five-million dollars in the lottery what charity would you donate to? ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 22 Jan 2010 ~ 06:30 (UTC)
OK, first of all, I don't have a babysitter, so that wiuld have to be the girl that sits in my class. Let's see my answer!
1. Legos
2. Superman
3. Booger
4. Soda
5. Nickelodeon
6. Politics
7. That girl that sits in my class?--I LIKE PIE!!! 12:51, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
You forgot to answer which charity you would donate to if you won 5 million dollars. Here is an award I want you to have:
Now, all you need to do is work on your Formatting skills and learn how to use colons to organize talk pages. ~Formerly Annoying Crap 18:15, 22 January 2010
RED CROSS!!! Thanks for the pi award.--I LIKE PIE!!! 21:19, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
OK, thank you for your time and your prompt response. Your test will be examined and graded properly soon. The forthcoming results will be tallied and totaled, and then revealed. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 23 Jan 2010 ~ 02:35 (UTC)
I've got it!--I LIKE PIE!!! 13:55, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Zana Dark's new name is now Zany Park!--I LIKE PIE!!! 17:54, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
Do you have my test graded? Oh, Happytimes, I saw you wrote some advice, thanks.--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:47, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
So you went and got your ass banned...
It's mostly 'cause you spammed to much crap on people's talk pages, as reasoned here:
- (Banned 1 week) Being a Dick: Stop trawling around peoples talk pages making an ass of yourself. Right now I think you are probably too young to be here. Do something useful or leave.
...but also because you're supposed to "Be funny and not just stupid." Which, obviously, no one thought was the case when you ran around and tried to get an underground movement going to have everyone call Zana, "Zany Park." Unfortunately at your age you just don't have the subtlety to pull off that kind of trick. (But I think you will as you gain more wisdom.) My advice to you is to avoid leaving messages on others talk pages until you:
- Learn how to follow proper formatting; indention's, protocol, color schemes, etc.
- Learn how to bring your humor level up to at least that of a teenager, it works for most on this site.
- Learn how to recognize in-jokes (as these are largely from before you were born this may be the hardest for you).
- Get yourself adopted by someone. Anyone.
- Figure out how to be useful (or at least not to annoy anyone).
Remember, no one here thinks the simple jokes of a ten-year-old are all that funny past the original novelty.
- (Except my inner 10-year-old, it thinks you're hilarious! boop!).
Most importantly, this is not a chat site, the 'communications' people jot down on talk pages are primarily to communicate other things they're doing on the site. Talk page talk should NOT be the only thing you are doing. If you've got a burning desire to get something of your chest the Forum:Village Dump would be your best bet, just not more than once a month.
Anyway, that having been said you are still welcome to talk on my page whenever you want, just realize that I may edit for clarity and randomness. Don't be discouraged just yet, just don't be a 'dick'. Good luck. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 25 Jan 2010 ~ 01:45 (UTC)
- ^ What he said. You seem like a nice kid, you just need a better grasp of how the site works. I look forward to your later contributions. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:08, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
What? I DON'T LIKE THIS!!! You people better not ban me again!--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:25, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry.--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:48, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
Dude, Seriously
Quit doing whatever your doing cause its getting on peoples nerves and may result in that eternal ban that Mrn9000 said. I think you're a cool guy but what you're doing is uncool, so turn down the craziness some please. That is all.--
Director
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YOU 333 21:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
- HAHAHAHA!!! YOU'RE HILARIOUS, KID!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 23:59, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Are you talking to me man?--I LIKE PIE!!! 20:48, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
So... (part two)
Oh, I LIKE PIE!!! Look kid, I'm old enough to be your father so let me give you some clarity on my advice and set some boundaries for you.
- Don't:
- ... leave one sentence message on people's talk pages. Better yet, (see #2)...
- ... write on other people's talk pages at all (except mine or anyone who says it's ok to do so in the section provided below).
- ... annoy the admins (or feed them after midnight).
- ... annoy the admins (or stare directly into their eyes).
- ... annoy the admins (or really really, really, a lot, really, don't annoy the admins).
- Do:
- ... Have Pelargonium (or Zana or I, maybe) adopt you by leaving the following (one time exemption from rule #2 above) message starting with, ":Yes, I would be most pleased if you were to adopt me." (Note the colon ":" at the beginning of that sentence. You MUST learn to format comments properly.) Finish that starter sentence with anything else you want to say but don't try to be funny for this particular request.)
- ... Make some pages in your own user area. Like, say you wanted to write about monkeys and how they fling poop. Start a page with the title: "User:I LIKE PIE!!!/Poop throwing monkeys" and write some stuff in there. (Your area is yours to do what you want with it. No one is going to get mad (mostly) about what you write in there.)
- ... Ask for help. When you leave a message on my page (or anyone's really) it is NOT a chat session. Be sure to write out at least two to three sentences about what you are thinking. (Remember to use the Preview button at the bottom of the screen to make sure it looks right.) Also remember that we may not be back for days; sit back and relax accordingly. If you've written out what you want in full, we'll be able to write back and answer your questions.
I hope this helps, I'd hate to see you go. Talk to you soonish. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:38 (UTC)
Users who will allow I LIKE PIE to write on their talk page
- ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~
~ 01 Feb 2010 ~ 10:38 (UTC) - This is crazy...but necessary, I guess. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 11:23, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
- HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 18:27, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
- What a stupid idea. Of course - that's what a talk page is for! Pup
- So is this a UN:OFFICE sort of thing? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:04, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I suppose it might be one of those special situations... but I think an admin would have to process the paperwork; it's like 199 signature pages done in triplicate! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 02 Feb 2010 ~ 04:12 (UTC)
Comment. We could ask an admin to make an official entry there. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 00:13, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Oops, got here too late I guess... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!!
23:09,9February,2010
Aw...
Too bad, you met with the don of all banning. Sucks. Might as well replace the userpage. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! 
NOTM 21:38, February 7, 2010 (UTC)
- WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG....??? —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 22:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
- They annoy RDB. 'Nuff said. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!!
NOTM 22:49, February 7, 2010 (UTC) - A fitting tribute to the late, great pie-liker here; just change "Virginia" to "I LIKE PIE!!!," "catholic" to "pie", "girls" to "kids", "one" to "noob", ah "dress" to "pie filling" and such. Ok, maybe this isn't such a good tribute. Sorry. (P.S. remind me NOT to clap my hands when discussing bans.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 08 Feb 2010 ~ 03:31 (UTC)
- They annoy RDB. 'Nuff said. —Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!!
VFH
Uncyclopedia:VFH/User talk:I LIKE PIE!!!
Figured this would be a nice tribute to him. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! 
23:16,9February,2010