UnTunes:The Bacon Maker Maker versus The Burrito Wrapper Rapper feat. The Bacon Maker Maker and the Burrito Wrapper Rapper

It looked literally nothing like this whatsoever.

The Bacon Maker Maker versus The Burrito Wrapper Rapper feat. The Bacon Maker Maker and the Burrito Wrapper Rapper is an epic rap battle, where in this case "epic" is defined as a rap battle that contains no rap, centering around the subject of whether manufacturing bacon preparation devices can be considered a superior or inferior pursuit when compared to penning raps about the wax paper with which tortilla-wrapped beans and cheese have been wrapped a second time.

The outcome of the battle was inconclusive, as both The Bacon Maker Maker and the Burrito Wrapper Rapper suffered no humiliation additional to the humiliation inherent in their respective semi-professional endeavors. No animals were harmed during the making of this rap battle, except for the several pigs whose slaughter The Bacon Maker Maker could be considered indirectly responsible for.

PLAY>mp3

Lyrics

Well, I'm The Bacon Maker Maker. I make bacon makers, then make bacon on the bacon makers that I made.

If you think I'll make you bacon, you're sorely mistaken. I make bacon on my bacon makers only for me.

You can stop with your hating that I won't make you bacon. I don't see you making bacon makers; that's what I do.

And the bacon that I'm making is all mine for the taking. And you're aching for my bacon, but no bacon for you.

I'm the Burrito Wrapper Rapper. I rap 'bout the wrappers that your bean and cheese burrito is wrapped with, it's true.

And you know I don't wrap burritos, or rap about burritos. I just rap about burrito wrappers; that's what I do.

So if you think you hear me wrapping, you're wrong! Cause I'm rapping 'bout burrito wrappers. That's the thing that I like to do.

And when I rap about burrito wrappers, I'm much better than the other rappers who are out there, cause I'm rapping for you.