User:Fish on skates/Unquotable:Hatsune Miku

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Since she wouldn't let us get a decent picture, here's a police sketch.

After a few hours of chasing her around the studio, we were finally able to interview Hatsune Miku.

“SEKAAAAIIIIII DE ICHIBAN OHIME SAMA”

~ Hatsune Miku on the world
So, what's it like being on stage?

I don't know, what's it like being a nobody who runs around with a microphone?

Music[edit | edit source]

“Have you seen what these people make me sing? My hair isn't blue, it's teal!”

~ Hatsune Miku on "Miku"

“Wow, I sound like a jerk here.”

~ Hatsune Miku on "The World is Mine"

“She's getting so popular lately. How can I sabotage this?”

Politics[edit | edit source]

“The ideal country is one ruled by me.”

~ Hatsune Miku on government

Favorites[edit | edit source]

“My favorite food? The leek I'm about to slap you with.”

~ Hatsune Miku on food

“Anything between green and blue is fair game.”

~ Hatsune Miku on colors