User:Fish on skates/Oh deer
Oh Deer...
Hello, Fish on skates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a buck/doe/fawn. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your being a deer
- If you're a deer, this may be your wake up-call!
- How to be funny and not a deer
If you read anything at all, make it the above four links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:
- About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
- How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
- Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
- Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue
Good luck and I'm sorry you are a deer. I hope you enjoy editing here and being not a deer! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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If you need help or are not a deer, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going deer-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!