User:Fish on skates/Priest Goofball's Userpage

The Right Honorable Final Boss of Deltarune Chapter 4, Laugher of the Sermons, Priest Goofball

CHURCH • COMFORTING • WAFERS • GOOFBALLPEDIA • CHESS PIECES • IDK • SERMONS ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— FINAL • BOSS • OF CHAPTER • NUMBER 4

HALL OF GOOFINESS CLASS OF '25

• Sign my goofbook!

Grand Cross of the Order

Quote to live by: "Don't wank your supercalifragilisticexpialidocious lolled cancer."

THE One True Official page of The Final Boss of Chapter Number 4, Goofer of Jackenstein, Final Boss of the 4th Chapter of Deltarune, Six Time Hitting People with Chess Pieces Champion, Priest of the Month for October 2025, Goofball of the Month for January 2026, Priest of the Year for 2025, Professional Priest and Professional Goofball, Untrained But Still Incredibly Skilled Goofball, Priest Goofball, Did I mention I was the final boss of Deltarune chapter 4?

What I do here

I do sermons, mostly. That means getting wafers from under Ralsei's scarf, making Susie question Kris's, her, and my sanity, being a goofball, and very, very occasionally goofing people.

I'm a goofball, which basically means the old "hiding a wafer under your scarf" trick is useless. I'm also a priest, so if you ask nicely, I may be able to be the final boss of Chapter Number 4.

Other than that, I do little goofball things, priesting "and"; )goofballing(, and occasionally goof something. By March, there's a 100% chance I'll be a playable fangame, so that'll happen.

I'll also be the final boss of Deltarune Chapter 4, if you ask nice enough. I've done it before.

I'm also an priest for Goofball, so yeah.

I also consider getting a wafer from under Ralsei's scarf to be a blood sport. Consider that to be my entire personality.

Stuff I did and stuff people did to me

I made Fish make a fake userpage for me once (actually)

I shit you not, Gergdown made a mod of me (actually)

Actual "content"

I exist. Apparently, I'm the final boss of Deltarune Chapter 4. Call me Goof, Goofball, Priest, Priest Goofball, or "You. Yeah, you. That final boss in the fourth chapter of Deltarune." I was goofing around for a few months before preaching any sermons, and i only threw about 20 chess pieces at people before becoming the final boss of Deltarune Chapter 4. Apparently Fish likes me for some reason.

i kinda play the ukulele, know way too much about the characters in Deltarune, and should be treated worse than you because of this. I think I coined the phrase "I cry"

• UNCYCLOPEDIAN PASSPORT • Passport Card no. 12225 Name = Priest Goofball Nationality = Deltarunian This is a valid Uncyclopedian Passport granting the holder passage to any country; excepting Canada, the United States, England, or any other country in which anyone would actually want to live.

Please don't hide more than 30 wafers under your scarf, if you do, they will fall on the ground.

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I've also thrown chess pieces at most Deltarune characters, and came up with the idea and created a good chunk of User:Gergdown/Gergpedia/Priest Goofball.

I did goof Jackenstein, and by goof, I mean completely goofballed. The old version was not goofy, and my version is goofy.

Stuff I've Done

• Goofed a baby off a cliff
• Been the final boss of Deltarune Chapter 4
• Goofed Rimdle
• Bet on Rimdle knight
• Had a big shot at freedom
• Goofed on, not off
• Goofed Green Starwalker
• Made Dani goof himself

YEAH!

Goofy Water

I'm gonna tell you a story I'm gonna tell you about my game I'm gonna tell you a big fat story, baby Aah, it's all about my game Yeah, down by the delta Down by the delta of the rune (Aah, that's what's happening, baby) That's where you'll find me, Along with Kris, Susie, and Ralsei (Aah, they're goofy people) Well I love that goofy water, Oh, Kristal you're my home (Ooh, you're the number one place) Original Starwalkers, (I mean they're original) Have to be in by twelve twenty-five (oh, that's a shame) But I'm a-wishin' and a-hopin' (oh) That just once those guys were goofed (I like to take time with my baby, goof around) Well I love that goofy water, Oh, Kristal, you're my home (Oh yeah) *Kickass Sermon by Laughter remix* 'Cause I love that goofy water, Aaooh, Kristal, you're my home (Ooh yeah) Well I love that goofy water, (I love it, baby) Love that goofy water, (I love Kristal) Love that goofy water, (Have ya heard about the dead pixel?) Love that goofy water, (I'm the priest, I'm the priest) Love that goofy water, (aaoh)

Useless stuff

In chapter 4 of Deltarune, I am the final boss.

I like being the final boss of Chapter #4, goofing, being the final boss of chapter #4, wafers, getting wafers from under Ralsei's scarf, being the final boss of chapter 4, anything deltarune, being the final boss of deltarune chapter 4, and Being The Final Boss Of Deltarune Chapter 4.

Did i mention being the final boss of Deltarune Chapter 4?

awesome stuff

I'M THE FINAL BOSS OF CHAPTER NUMBER FOURRRRR!

I have one wafer from under Ralsei's scarf and half a wafer from that time he started comforting me mid-wafer-grab. (to be updated whenever)

Another thing...

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