Talk:A story built one word at a time

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Legendary Beginning

The first and second sentences of this are legendary. Haha. Extremely Funny (nuke) (troll) 20:28, 28 January 2024 (UTC)

This is what you get when you tell people to do this. I am going to read this and see whether or not i have any faith in humanity L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 17:32, 29 January 2024 (UTC)

I remember some time where someone did something similar on the internet, and the final story was: "Yesterday, the Nazis raped Elmo. He then sneezed loudly and began to ejaculate bees. Suddenly, pineapples attacked Japan with communism and Jesus killed furries. Halo suddenly evolved." Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 23:22, 5 February 2024 (UTC)

What's up with that?

What's up with that really long gibberish in there? MrX blow me 01:01, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

It's just OPOSSUM trying to be funny. Feels like it breaks the "no jumbling words together" rule... Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 14:29, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

it's a real word, and it's not even the longest word Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 16:09, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

That might as well be a bunch of words jumbled together. And also, it has another name apparently: tryptophan synthetase. Why can't we just use that instead of the 2000 letter long word? 21:59, 10 February 2024 (UTC)

For one thing, "Tryptophan synthetase" is two words... but feel free to change it to something else if you really don't want it, but technically I didn't break any rules... you could go ahead and add a "no words longer than 20 letters" rule or something :P Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 02:07, 11 February 2024 (UTC)

Oh snap you weren’t kidding lol. MrX blow me 16:46, 11 February 2024 (UTC)

Nice emoji in under your "blow me" link MrX ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 21:19, 11 February 2024 (UTC)

Glad you like it! And thanks for educating me! MrX blow me 21:51, 11 February 2024 (UTC)

You're welcome, also thanks to åłüꞎą for helping me explain... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 02:14, 12 February 2024 (UTC)

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Oh no, someone's doing the amino-acid-residue-jumble-gag... In biochem, we don't spell out proteins this way, ever. Though if you have to do it, I suggest changing [tryptophan synthetase] to titin (with a link to Wikpedia), which could be a longer word and its WP article even acknowledges this fact EmulsifiedExcuse (talk) 16:29, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

About the title

Since this is a parody encyclopaedia, I think this article should be moved to have a more fitting, encyclopaedic title, rather than a literal description of what the article is about. I suggest Exquisite corpse, which is the name of these type of games where each person writes a different word in until they get a Frankenstein-esque story that makes absolutely no f'ing sense. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:41, 14 February 2024 (UTC)

We could make a separate article like this and maybe move this and the letter-at-a-time to a different space, either Forum: or Uncyclopedia:. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 19:18, 14 February 2024 (UTC)

I think the title is fine, but Exquisite corpse might be good too. While this and An article that is currently being made one character per edit could exist in a different name space, I don't think there's a need to move them. MrX blow me 15:48, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

Ok, we can do it if you want Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:09, 15 February 2024 (UTC)

Title? I made a title a while ago

Here's a "cover" for the story. You guys can edit it in ms paint or whatever, in the vein of how the story was written. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (talk) 20:03, 15 February 2024 (UTC) Whoops guys, sorry, misunderstood one of alula's actions, didn't look through the history... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page)
Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favor. -Proverbs 14:9

Nobody gonna vandalize this image as fuck? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched}

You start Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:18, 28 February 2024 (UTC)

Me? Have that honor? L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 18:09, 28 February 2024 (UTC)

Yep, because you started the story Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:19, 4 March 2024 (UTC)

I made one already but didn't notice that it had to be like how the story was written. Still, here it is. 18:31, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

Don't know what i was thinking when i made this -alula

I've always had this question since I started reading this Uncyclopedia, and now I have the chance to ask it: the fuck is a Wolverhampton? DaniPine3 (talk) 22:21, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

"Sexual tension is between 5 fingers and 8 big cucumbers fingering his asshole."

Very cool guys Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 13:13, 13 March 2024 (UTC)

"Part Simpson" is the best joke I've seen aside from the sentence before it Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 13:10, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

I wrote "Simpson", you're welcome pfft Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:23, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

I can't believe that we wrote all this shit and the "second best joke" is a shitty pun lol Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:31, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

Part Simpson is the best part by far. Change my mind. Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 19:32, 15 March 2024 (UTC)

Yeah, at least it has a slight semblance of coherence to it, but in my opinion, the best part was Part 4. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 1:15 PM, March 15, 2024 (PDT)

Ojai

For your information, Ojai is a quirky little town, fifteen miles away from where I live, smack-dab in the middle of a live oak forest. Last week I walked to Ojai. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:03, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

I was impressed until i saw that it was American miles, which i know is way smaller than the one i measure in. 17:57, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

What kind do you measure in? Well, 15 of our miles is like 24 kilometers or something Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:00, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

I measure in the kind used in Europe, or in other words, 1 mile is 10 km. 18:10, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

Never heard of a metric mile, only the british-american mile (1609 meters.) and the nautical mile (1852 meters.) one does not simply walk 150 fucking kilometers to go to Ojai, holy shit Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:15, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

Wait, "[Scandinavian miles]" are real, and it's really 10 km? I thought it was a joke lol Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:18, 16 March 2024 (UTC)
Decided I should elaborate a little bit. I decided to walk there and back seven days ago. My shoes don't really support my foot arches so well so I stuffed my shoes with grass to make them more comfortable on the way back. (It kind of works!) When I was halfway back, I had to call someone to pick me up on some hilly road in the woods because it was getting dark. Had a great time, bought a few snacks for my family with some spare change, took a look at a big lake (Lake Casitas, which has greatly expanded lately due to an abundance of rain.) And that was all on last Saturday.

Oh, ok. I guess i shouldn't shame on you for "only" walking 24 km, because i tend to forget that people usually don't walk that much. Except me. I walk too much. I think i've gone over 35 km in a single day on multiple occasions. 19:51, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

Do remember that I started walking back but I got myself picked up when I was halfway back, so that would be more like 36... an Ojai and a half. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:39, 16 March 2024 (UTC)

Anyone willing to make an audio form of this when it's done?

Brown9622, the 9622nd version of brown (talk) (articles) (contribs) · 16:23, 18 March 2024 (UTC)

oh god no, I'd choke to death Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:00, 18 March 2024 (UTC)

Holy crap!

ExtremelyFunny hasn't edited this since February 4th and L10nM4st3r hasn't edited this since March 10th. Now don't go urging them. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:50, 23 March 2024 (UTC)

I don't think any of them have edited at all since those two times respectively. 01:00, 23 March 2024 (UTC)

But anyway, I should have put "moccasins" instead of "Ojai" there, after "Jesus loves". I gotta remember to bring back

moccasins.

Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 04:20, 23 March 2024 (UTC)

Adding to the stockpile of vandalized pictures

Current number of vandalized pictures: 2

DaniPine3 (talk) 09:14, 2 April 2024 (UTC)

Well, there was that time when I edited Alula's picture and added an arrow that pointed to John's moccasins. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 13:59, 2 April 2024 (UTC)

...i made another one

"There is no such thing as a furry mod channel" - Garfield, May 2022

This is what happens when i get ideas in the middle of the night. I go through with them and realize how stupid they are at the end. 00:45, 5 April 2024 (UTC)

Just realized i should have changed his facial expression a little bit. Red eyes and golden teeth doesn't suit him that much 00:48, 5 April 2024 (UTC)

Oh yeah, by the way, you don't need to put this on the page. I was just thinking about Garfield while looking at the moccasin creature one and thought he looked a little too much like Garfield. 19:14, 5 April 2024 (UTC)

HereOᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 21:30, 6 April 2024 (UTC)

I'd say this is by far the best one that has come out of the stock of vandalized images. I don't know if we'll be able to top it. Might be even good enough to become a featured picture (although it might be too in-jokey and MS-Painty for such award). DaniPine3 (talk) 09:34, 7 April 2024 (UTC)

Uhh, yeah, ummm... what happened to Garfield? 17:22, 7 April 2024 (UTC)

The L A S A G A [sic] hath consumed him... it references both "Garfielf", a poorly-drawn parody of Garfield by PilotRedSun, and a whole bunch of eldritch-horror Garfield drawings (yeah, that's a thing.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 06:51, 13 April 2024 (UTC)