A story that was already built
On January 11th, 2024, although this day would seem like any other day in the grand scheme of things, something would happen that would shake the Uncyclopedian foundation to its core. On this day of days, famous user L10nM4st3r created an article called "A story built one article at a time". Although on the first week of publication the article did not get much attention, on January 25th, 2024, the article's activity would reach maximum overdrive. Hundreds of edits per week, by dozens of editors! It was a never-ending edit train! The article came at a style similar to "Twitch Plays ____" or the Internet Roadtrip, where monkeys known as "Uncyclopedians" would add a word to the story whenever they feel like it. And thus, due to all of these editors, working, creating, adding a word to the story, an addiction was made. An addiction to add one word at a time. Little did the Uncyclopedians know, this article wasn't a fun passion project that sought what would happen if Uncyclopedian editors would work together to create a story one word at a time. No, no, no. This was a disguise for L10nM4st3r's true plan—to control the minds of almost every active Uncyclopedian user.
History[edit | edit source]
What is there to say about the evolutionary history of the story that revolves around Uncyclopedian effort? It had become one of the most influential articles that it has reached a point where the story of the article is well known. It all started when L10nM4st3r created the rules and placed down the first word, "There". After that, there was a huge silence, until the 17th of January, 2024, in where the second user to ever join the story, GameCube, added the second word to the story, "once". Then, on the previously mentioned 25th of January, 2024, activity rose greatly. Famous admins joined, the infamous vandal from Wikipedia, Willy on Wheels, joined, even EmulsifiedExcuse, a now deleted user, joined! The life cycle of this story was born. On February 2nd, 2024, Willy on Wheels started typing his edit summaries in famous Linkin Park song "In The End". And finally, on the same day, the first part of the story was finished. It goes as followed:
"There once was nothing. In the penis of the globalist. Nothing of interest. There might be something going insane in Discord. That sentences John to pregnancy, so he murdered every single Linkin Park member that was ever pregnant in the history of America. However, nobody cares.",
On February 15th, 2024, the story would go through its first issue, after OPOSSUM added a small snippet of the scientific name for Tryptophan synthase, which was one thousand nine hundred and twelve letters long. (That's still not long as the scientific name of titin!) This caused a bit of an issue, as the word kind of looked like gibberish, and technically the scientific word for Tryptophan synthase is just a bunch of words combined together. This resulted in the word being replaced with [[Tryptophan synthase]], which somehow counts as one word. On the same day, the second part of the story was finished. It goes as followed:
John was gonna do your mom, but her pussycat vigorously twitched your dad's racist uvula. However, penguins got [[Tryptophan synthase]] and then they committed war crimes in your basement. Years after the vortex collapsed, the basement rotted and burned with a fat stench resembling that cheese your father vomited on Valentine's mother lions.
And finally, on June 4th, 2025, Deltarune was released.
The series[edit | edit source]
Taken from a fragment of a quote said by ASBOWAAT-starter L10nM4st3r on his secret page, "And it wasn't enough to create one single page, I had to create multiple! I had to create them all!" L10nM4st3r knew that to truly hook the Uncyclopedian audience to creating a story built one word at a time, he had to make more ASBOWAATs. Yet it wasn't L10nM4st3r that would create the next ASBOWAAT, no, the plan worked better than expected that even his subjects began to create ASBOWAATS. On March 25th, 2024, A story built one sentence at a time was made by Willy on Wheels. It would later become the second largest page on Uncyclopedia. And later on the same day, OPOSSUM would create "A story built one letter at a time", and later than later, but still on the same day, DaniPine3 would create "A story built one paragraph at a time". Still, to this day, there are ASBOWAAT clones being made. Too many, in fact. Of course, some were deleted, like A story built zero words at a time. Some were moved to the creator's user space, like "A story built with stories but must contain "Panther"" by the now banned TropicalPanther, "A story built one emoji at a time" by Fish on skates, and "An addiction built 1 edit at a time" by the creator of the very first story, L10nM4st3r.
Legend[edit | edit source]
BIG ARTICLES: Major impact on Uncyclopedia
BOLDED ARTICLES: Major impact on the ASBOWAAT series
Italicized Articles: An unique idea for the ASBOWAAT series
The list[edit | edit source]
- A story built one word at a time (original)
- A story built one sentence at a time (sequel, 2nd longest page on Uncyclopedia)
- A story built one letter at a time
- A story built one paragraph at a time (10th largest page on Uncyclopedia)
- A story built one article at a time (unique concept)
- A story built one image at a time (4th largest page on Uncyclopedia)
- A word built one story at a time (self-referential to the original)
- A story built one byte at a time
- A story built one time at a word
- A story built one "a story at a time" at a time (self-referential to the original)
- A story changed one word at a time (unique concept)
- A story built two words at a time
- A story built one video at a time
- A story built half a word at a time
- A story voted one part at a time (voting page)
- AStoryBuiltOneWordButNoSpacesAtATime
- A story built one time at a byte (fractured the space-time continuum)
- A story built one link at a time
- A story built one time at a time (self-referential unique concept)
- A story built one template at a time
- A story built one phrase at a time
- A story built one language at a time
- UnGames:An UnGame built one page at a time
- A story built one clause at a time
- An image built one pixel at a time (featured article, unique concept)
- A story built one line at a time
- A story built one quote at a time
- Forum:A forum thread built one comment at a time (this one's dead)
The fall[edit | edit source]
On February 22nd, 2026, L10nM4st3r would create his ultimate mind controlling device: "A story built one advertisement at a time". Although it seemed quite innocent at first glance, this would turn out to be a grave mistake for anyone who would contribute to the page. L10nM4st3r created a program that resulted in everyone that would click on the edit page to have their location sent to a command line on L10nM4st3r's end, and with that, began to create his bio-weapon to kill the globalists and to control most Uncyclopedians. Since L10nM4st3r was a coder (geek!), he used a backdoor in Uncyclopedian's system to redirect the main page to the edit page of A story built one advertisement at a time, which was only reverted a day later. A month later, on March 14th, 2026, specifically on the fifteenth hour, and on the nineteenth minute, a bio-weapon was sent to anyone who had contributed to the page. This included most admins, like DaniPine3, and every single active Uncyclopedian user, like Fish on skates or Willy on Wheels. That bio-weapon would make the person unconscious, and a small part of the bio-weapon would insert a mind chip into the brains of every Uncyclopedian. L10nM4st3r's plans for Uncyclopedian domination was complete, as he made all of his subjects to edit ASBOWAAT and its clones for the rest of their lives.
Rules![edit | edit source]
- There is nothing else to write in this page.
- The story has been completed,
- after dozens of authors and editors sacrificed their lives
- to infinitely create ASBOWAAT clones
- destroying the platform in the process.
- Have fun.
