User:TropicalPanther/A story built with stories but must contain "Panther"

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If you are DaniPine3, please do not add more text until your name is not here. Let somebody add a turn please, you can edit the main space if your name is there.

Rules[edit | edit source]

  1. Must contain panther! Read the title if you did not.
  2. No adding more than 1 story, bypassing will be undone.
  3. Stories less than dozens of sentences will be undone, A DOZEN IS TWELVE!
  4. No adding "anti-panther" or "anti-uotp" to your story! Makes me hurt my feelings
  5. No jumbling letters at any consensus.
  6. Must contain no panther more than 5 times in your story (unless it is my username).
  7. No forgetting panther in any text-related script.
  8. Last one to edit wins 1,000 Pantherbucks and gets a trial to the Union of the Panthers!

Story[edit | edit source]

I am a shitty panther, right <insert name here>? So I sang

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

PantherZX0815 created this page at 12:30 EDT on September 15, 2024. So just edit this and what about PantherConference Sep 24? DaniPine3 asked

My pizza:

Yes. That is true. I ate all the pizza

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

*<insert name here> DIES*

AmongUsEmergency.jpg

Everybody voted ඞs.

So I got ejected.

While I was floating thru space, I encountered a space panther. The space panther said, "Yo check this out!" and I was suddenly back on Earth. I still had everything, including my phone. I decided that I was going to listen to some music because why not. However, I had no internet, so I went to the EGG STORE to buy some EGGS. Wing Easter was there and he was saying something about an OPOSSUM eating all of his EGGS. I, ever the helpful one, asked Easter where the OPOSSUM went so I could get revenge, but he responded in sign language. I don't speak sign language, so I left the store. Having no internet and no EGGS kinda sucks, but at least I'm not dead. And I'm stretching out this story so I can hit the 12-sentence minimum. It works. Yay!