Forum:Cat or dog
Cats are so cute, but they tried to enslave the world. Dogs are, erm.. Vicious killers (second only to cats) and want to "save" the world by bloody restarting it again way back from the big bang, as a way to remove killers. The irony. Argh, my brain is gonna explode...... Boonk!!
Cats
I am not a vicious killer. Cat. We are all descendant of Cat. Do not deny the truth, the proof is everywhere.
21:41, 3 September 2022 (UTC)- At least cats are only first place when ranking them as killers. Could be worse! They could be zeroth place! That means they would be even more vicious than now! 16:45, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
I forgot to list myself here earlier? Either way, meow.
15:10, 13 October 2022 (UTC)Dogs
"Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!" MrX blow me 15:39, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
- The dog is a lie! 15:48, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
- Is it ok to not like chihuahuas? 16:24, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
I vote for dogs. They can actually help a lot of people, unlike some cats I know of. ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 00:03, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
- What the hell are you talking about!? What they really want is to reset the universe to remove killers. Which would be them (and cats). Only a few rare dogs actually wanna help humans. The rest want to "save" this world in a... corrupted way...
- *woof* I'm gonna eat y'all *woof* – Preceding unsigned comment added by ARandomDog (talk • contribs)
- What the heck. That wasn't me!!! ARandomPage, the named space (Update them!) (Stuff they do) 02:59, 23 September 2022 (UTC)
06:53, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
- *woof* I'm gonna eat y'all *woof* – Preceding unsigned comment added by ARandomDog (talk • contribs)
- Paimon: Which do you like more: cats or dogs?
- Traveler: I prefer Paimon.
- Paimon: Aww, that's cheating...
- Paimon: Wait, no! Paimon's not a pet!
- Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:06, 23 September 2022 (UTC)