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Cats are so cute, but they tried to enslave the world. Dogs are, erm.. Vicious killers (second only to cats) and want to "save" the world by bloody restarting it again way back from the big bang, as a way to remove killers. The irony. Argh, my brain is gonna explode...... Boonk!!


I am not a vicious killer. Cat. We are all descendant of Cat. Do not deny the truth, the proof is everywhere. L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 21:41, 3 September 2022 (UTC)

At least cats are only first place when ranking them as killers. Could be worse! They could be zeroth place! That means they would be even more vicious than now! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:45, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

I forgot to list myself here earlier? Either way, meow. Alula.gifAlula.gif 15:10, 13 October 2022 (UTC)


"Never, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs! You meet someone who doesn't like dogs you alert the authorities IMMEDIATELY and you sure as SHIT don't MARRY THEM!" MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 15:39, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

The dog is a lie! L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 15:48, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Is it ok to not like chihuahuas? Alula.gifAlula.gif 16:24, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Chihuahuas, poodles, and probably a few others are kind of a grey area. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:27, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Also pit bulls are very dangerous, much more than most people realize. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:28, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Are pit bulls dogs..? L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 16:31, 6 September 2022 (UTC)
Yep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:02, 6 September 2022 (UTC)

I vote for dogs. They can actually help a lot of people, unlike some cats I know of. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:03, 7 September 2022 (UTC)

What the hell are you talking about!? What they really want is to reset the universe to remove killers. Which would be them (and cats). Only a few rare dogs actually wanna help humans. The rest want to "save" this world in a... corrupted way... L10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 06:53, 7 September 2022 (UTC)
*woof* I'm gonna eat y'all *woof* – Preceding unsigned comment added by ARandomDog (talk • contribs)
What the heck. That wasn't me!!! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:59, 23 September 2022 (UTC)
Paimon: Which do you like more: cats or dogs?
Traveler: I prefer Paimon.
Paimon: Aww, that's cheating...
Paimon: Wait, no! Paimon's not a pet!
Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 03:06, 23 September 2022 (UTC)