User:Iwillkillyou333/Archive 3
Welcome. This my talk page (no shit). Discuss whatever you like but please follow the rules.
Rules
- 1. No saying crap that doesnt make sense.
- 2. Do not be an ass
- 3. Be smart, not stupid.
- 4. If I placed your article on QVFD and you get mad and want to say something horrible to me, don't even try. Cause I will likely bitch punch you.
More Serious Rules
- 5. No vandlism.
- 6. No flame wars.
Now that we tooken care of that, please enjoy!
VANDALISM!![edit | edit source]
ON WHEELS FUCK FUCK SHIT DICK RAPE
00:44, March 19, 2010 (UTC)- You suck I hate you, HELPME 00:46, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
Directions: do you still read them?[edit | edit source]
Before you do something like this again, you might want to read the directions at the top where it says IMPORTANT. Thank you. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:53, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
As to your question, I do Pee Reviews, but not as often as I did before I was made head of IC. I'll check what's there now. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 02:54, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
- Sorry I meant to go you rpage but I did not know what I was thinking. Sorry--DirectorWILLYOU 333 02:56, March 19, 2010 (UTC)
- As Gibbs says on NCIS, saying 'sorry' is a sign of weakness. With a name like Iwillkillyou you must show no fear of puny mortals like Why?, who you can crush under your boot heel and only by your good graces you let live. Now answer Why? with all the strength you have, and do it on his template again, which, of course, he made the mistake of creating. That template is an open invitation, use it well. Al en'chain 15:59 21 3
- I bet you thought I wouldn't see this, huh, AiC? I'm gonna get you for that! (Also Happytimes told me how to help prevent the editing problem in the future. It was partially my fault, so for that I apologize to Iwillkillyouwhy?). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:38, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Apology accepted--DirectorWILLYOU 333 12:03, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Apology accepted! Now is the time to, for example, fly the gay flag right in the middle of his template, or place whatever animal that eats code into it. I'd do it myself but I'm too lazy at the moment, and am in the middle of watching the third season of "Big Love", which I'll get back to momentarily. Good tv, that. Al en'chain 12:12 22 3 mmx
- Apology accepted--DirectorWILLYOU 333 12:03, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
- I bet you thought I wouldn't see this, huh, AiC? I'm gonna get you for that! (Also Happytimes told me how to help prevent the editing problem in the future. It was partially my fault, so for that I apologize to Iwillkillyouwhy?). King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 04:38, March 22, 2010 (UTC)
- As Gibbs says on NCIS, saying 'sorry' is a sign of weakness. With a name like Iwillkillyou you must show no fear of puny mortals like Why?, who you can crush under your boot heel and only by your good graces you let live. Now answer Why? with all the strength you have, and do it on his template again, which, of course, he made the mistake of creating. That template is an open invitation, use it well. Al en'chain 15:59 21 3
Thanks for the pee review![edit | edit source]
Hi, and thank you for the Unununium review. I've already changed it back to the 111th element, I had thought that because 119 hadn't been discovered yet it could go there, but you were right. I will work more on this page, and on your suggestions, soon, but wanted to thank you first. Um um um. Al in Chains 15:55 21 3 mmx
Thanks for the BTTF Pee review[edit | edit source]
ok, so ive added some pics, and rearranged a few things, gotten rid of temporal displacement 2, and just made it 1 section. I'm completely at a blank as what else to add to the article, i could make things up, but the idea was to use things back to the future related or future related, and nothing new springs to mind. The skynet thing is just a reference to the terminator movies idea of the future, the Libyan terrorists is a reference to BTTF where doc says he built the time machine when Libyan terrorists wanted him to build them a bomb and he stole their plutonium, which is what got him killed, and the Family Guy thing I was originaly going to use Futurerama, but picked a cartoon more people would be familiar with BTTF references in the shows. --Maniac1075 04:35, March 23, 2010 (UTC)
Blue-ringed octopus[edit | edit source]
Much appreciated the Pee! It's always good to get others perspective. These creatures are ONLY terrible, and making them worse (in fact) than the Alien (max fiction), or any living thing, is my intention, because it's true. They are horrible 100%. But some people like it to sound like Wikipedia. I'm a long-time Wikipedia writer (long before I joined Uncyclopedia) and have lots of articles. BUT, they're not the least bit funny, even they are true (with references). As you give following example, "Also, I don’t think you should make the creature evil. Maybe saying something like ‘’it is a rather shy creature and will get quite aggressive if a stranger approaches’’ --- If I say ‘’it is a rather shy creature and will get quite aggressive if a stranger approaches’’ --- that is word-for-word Wikipedia fact, and Wikipedia just ain't funny, and neither is that fact. It's worse than Alien is funny (with reasons given). But some people want a Wikipedia article with a few jokes tossed in. But I save my Wikipedia style for Wikipedia, and here I'm Funnybony. I have read lots of features and find many to be boring long winded "content" - and we're supposed to be content free. I'm amazed also that many features are totally out of character, starting like, "Welcome!" and so I see nothing is sacred. So for me what I think is funny is to exaggerate, something I can't do in Wikipedia - not just repeat the literal boring facts, and say that is funny because it's true.
Anyway, the point is your review is much appreciated and I made lots of changes after reading it - down the list. But that you don't get the joke is sometimes unavoidable because of different tastes in humor. So I'm happy just to have an article stick even it doesn't appeal to everyone's taste. Like I find most features to be very polished blah - not because I never got one, but because they are just boring long-winded facts, much like a slightly tweaked Wiki article. So if that's the standard then I'll never make it -- I believe the less words the better and too choose wisely. I save my Wiki articles for Wikipedia - where life is so unfunny. Anyway, that review did indeed help in many ways. Thanks a bunch. Much appreciated. Cheers! BTW: If my controller (I'm a sock puppet of) MrN reads what I wrote here he'll give me a hard time, that I must read HTBFANJS (again..) But I'm just a his sock puppet, so I can't read!--Funnybony 01:56, Mar 24
Anti-ugly pill[edit | edit source]
Hi. Can I do a little copy editing of your page, not enough to take away the quaint language but to tone up a few things? Thanks. Aleister in Chains 2:05 24 3 mmx
- Absolutely. If it would help the article then you can--DirectorWILLYOU 333 02:12, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
- Thank you, and I will send the cash and blood over posthaste. Give me about half an hour, or until you see a recent change entry, then you can check it out and keep/change. I do not want to change any of the tone, it's a good article. Thanks. Al, a few minutes later
- There, some edits, and I added in a couple of jokes if you would wish to keep those. I like the page, and maybe some other editors would have ideas for it. Thanks for letting me play on it. Aleister en'chain 2:58 24 3 mmx
- Thank you, and I will send the cash and blood over posthaste. Give me about half an hour, or until you see a recent change entry, then you can check it out and keep/change. I do not want to change any of the tone, it's a good article. Thanks. Al, a few minutes later
Discordianism vote needed quickly and member retirement[edit | edit source]
User:Why do I need to provide this?/Discordianism vote King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court) 18:32, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
Ok[edit | edit source]
PLEASE vandalize SPICE UP my page. But sign everything
- Oky dokey! And next, try to remember to sign your signature--DirectorWILLYOU 333 23:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)[edit | edit source]
Your #1 source for Cajek ban jokes!
Mar 25th, 2010 • Issue 81 • So full of news, our news-gut hangs over our news-jeans
VFS reaches third and final round, Uncyclopedians bored to tears
Once again, the Rabbi appears to be in pole position, and there are rumours that Mordillo is already preparing him a traditional Jewish banstick, such is his current lead. Meanwhile, Sock and Chief are neck-and-neck for the second slot, polling three votes each currently. When he interviewed himself for this article, lazy journalist UU exclusively told us: "this reflects well on the site - we have three great, very strong candidates, any and all of whom would do a great job if opped. And a number of those who didn't make it to round 3 will probably make a much stronger showing next time. If there is a next time." All that remains now is to see how the final few days affect the vote, and who finally gets the supreme honour of being able to go delete every single page of shitloads of crappy games that have been nommed on VFD, and the like. Joins us next week for the "From Our Logs" new admin special, when we analyse their first bans, and watch as these new admins mercilessly ban the unlucky loser and abuse their new powers flagrantly. Hopefully. Top 5 Of-The-Months Become 90% Cheesier
Well known and completely badass user CheddarBBQ, known for his increasing his own self-image, and for being one of the coolest guys ever, has now set a record by being nommed for all four "big" nominations in the same month. Even more impressive, he has been nommed for these four without doing much of anything deserving of awards (besides the aforementioned alleged coolness and/or badassedness). The always tasty Eyetallyan snackfood has been able to hold tightly to last place in each one of these all month. When asked about his newfound record, the great man/food had this to say: "I always knew I was special. The bag of cheese curls that I referred to as "Mommy" for 15 years would tell me so on a regular basis. Also, suck it bitchez." Of course the amazing record-breaker would think well of himself, so we went elsewhere, to question his adopted son, Momo. When asked about the excitement over the record, Momo claimed, "Papa De La Rosa is, like, the greatest dad ever, I used to have so much fun with him when I was little. Ya know, he once left me inside an oven when I was a baby, went for a beer and got me out the following morning. That was fun, I'm tellin' ya. And when I was 4, he left me in an amusement park, went for a beer and came to pick me up a whole week later. I spent that week with that nice guy who kept touching my ass.. Good times.. When I was 7, he took me for a beer. And by the age of 14, we were running our small liquor-smuggling business.. Oh yeah, he's a great guy." Curiously, his comment did not much relate to the matter at hand, yet it was deemed necessary to include it anyway. It appears to be abundantly clear that Cheddar is a marvel of a man whom we can all look up to. In other news, it appears that Don Chedds is about to set another record by being the first Uncyclopedian to drastically lose all five major awards in one month. It appears to be abundantly clear that Cheddar is a marvel of a man whom we can all look up to. Here's to you, CheddarBBQ. Oh yeah, and some other people had something to do with it as well. Note: The writer of this article has decided that a fact check as to whether or not either of these are true records would be unnecessary. |
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--ChiefjusticeXBox360 22:42, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
need help[edit | edit source]
I see that on your userpage you have a smileyface where the potato should be. That image contains the key to unlocking the answer to my frustrations for the last few hours. How on earth did you get that transparent background on the image? I need to know so I can do that same thing with another image I'll be using to superimpose over the logo. --
22:17 EST 25 Mar, 2010- {{nologo}} :<span style="position:absolute;top:-40px;left:-150px;z-index:1;">[[Your image here|Your image size here]] </span> (Don't put an indent, I just did that so it wouldn't appear on the same line)
- That should work. I answered your question in his place. I'm cool. ^_^ 03:48, March 26, 2010 (UTC)
Currently working on Giant Panda[edit | edit source]
I'm working and I'm about two thirds done. Thanks for your patience.
03:50, March 26, 2010 (UTC)- You can't eat a
pigpanda like that all at once! ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* ~ ~ 26 Mar 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)
UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time[edit | edit source]
The Free Newspaper Only Two People Started Out Editing, But Now They Want Nothing To Do With!
Apr 1st, 2010 • Issue 82 • You'd better watch out, you'd better beware: if any news happens, the Signpost will be there
VFS Finishes, New Admins Unleashed, UnSignpost already struggling for material for next week
What does this mean? Well, it means there are now two more Brits armed with bansticks loose on the wiki. Their chirpy, endearing optimism and approachability has already been replaced by the dead-eyed stare and world-weary cynicism required by sysophood, and their friends on the wiki have all turned into suck-ups looking for joke bans. When asked for comments, the Rabbi told us: "I'm willing to accept bribes for huffing articles, banning users, replacing pages with goatse and so on and plan to become as corrupt as possible in as short a time as possible". He also said, when accused of being a "Big Tough Admin Guy": ""Big" - indisputably, but it's all fat; "Tough" - only if you mean chewy; "Admin" - yes, can't argue with that one; "Guy" - only until I've saved enough for the operation". Chief hadn't commented at the time of going to press, so we made something up: "I'm going to ban everyone, I have judged this wiki, and found it wanting. All must pay", he might have said. Of course, this situation also means the long-overdue return of the wildly popular Votes for Sandwiches. Already, 3 bread-based snacks have been suggested, and voting is expected to be fierce. Finally, it also means that the UnSignpost, which has leaned heavily on VFS for Frat party; Bring your own kegger Finally the fraternal (and sisternal) instincts of Uncyclopedia's finest minds have a place that they can call their own. ΥΣΣ, otherwise more easily pronounceably known as Upsilon Sigma Sigma, has been founded in the cellar of one of our newest members, who has already earned the level of respect and admiration that many of our members feel. Skinfan13 has taken the initiative of an entrepreneur and put this together with nothing but a jovial spirit and a little bit of random whoring on an excessive amount of member's talk pages.
In their own charter, they claim that they stand for three thing, being Humor, Honor and Hubris, even if they are unable to spell two of them in English. Already boasting membership of some of the finest that Uncyclopedia has to offer, including the founder of Der Unwehr and its highest point holding member, it is focused on creating one quality article per month via collaboration. However, rather than covering the same ground so amply covered by Imperial Colonization, it chooses to take its inspiration from one of most neglected sources, Wanted Pages. However, not content to simply cater to those who like to work together on articles, they also have another focus in their writing sights - Requested Articles. And the third major focus is the betterment of articles by non members through their unstinting work on Pee Review. While this is still in it's infancy the fraternity/sisternity is looking for For those who are after more information, feel free to check out ΥΣΣ today. Or tomorrow, if that works better for you. The bar is always open, although not always stocked. |
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Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 04:49, Apr 2 2010 UTC
In an attempt to curb the Pee queue in Cheif's absence[edit | edit source]
Your Cannibal Corpse untunes, I have left a message on there, that I hope you reply to, and I won't start my review until you do. ~
13:38, Apr 3, 2010Potato head chopper of the Month March 2010[edit | edit source]
When I got the Nobel Piece of Ass Prize for being the Nobel Piece of Ass in appreciation of my saving the Universe, I was proud; but THIS is positively humbling! Thanks!!--Funnybony 20:17, Apr 3
UnSignpost 4/8/10 - Oh hi Signpost.[edit | edit source]
The Newspaper That Wonders What Happened To You. You Used To Be Cool.
Apr 8th, 2010 • Issue 83 • News even an Uncyclopedian can understand![1]
We deliver on our promises As stated in last weeks edition of the USP, VFS is over, and we've run out of material to be able to fill this particular edition. Discussion about what to include in here has been vast and varied. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user suggested we write an article about how it's his birthday today, but how are we going to be able to write an entire article about his birthday? Especially when the bastard hasn't invited us to his party or shared any of his cake with us. Other suggestions included writing the value of π to the first 1,000 digits, or planting drugs on an admin. As none of the regular writers are able to do anything mathematical, and we attempted to plant drugs on an admin, but they mysteriously disappeared before we could discover them, those options were excluded. So instead we have gone back to suggestions for what we were going to do for the April Fool's day issue, where EMC suggested we have an article which simply showed someone being hit in the face with a pie. Working on the assumption that a picture is worth one thousand words, this seems to incorporate elements from most of the ideas we have had so far. If you are interested in helping to Spinning some new yarns
Intrigued, your ever-alert UnSignpost asked the project's founder, Multiliteralist, for some quotes, preferably lengthy ones for the sake of padding. He responded: "You like the truth, don't you? But you don't like it the way it is now? Join us." Which is all well and good, but doesn't exactly fill this article out anything like enough. Fortunately, he added: "Our door is open for anyone with - in the words of Sir Humphrey Appleby - some moral flexibility." That was slightly more helpful for our purposes. Fortunately, however, he followed that up with: "Early this year, I felt something was missing in the world. That something was
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MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:17, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
Emo Girl[edit | edit source]
Hi. I didn't know you had emo up for review, and when I noticed Hiatus doing a spell check, I read it again and thought I'd go in and do some cleanup edits and nom it for VFH. Have really liked it in the past, and have thought to myself "Why isn't this a feature?", so this time I took it upon myself to edit and nom. I took out the Emo Girl Finder 500, which seemed to be thrown in as extra and threw me off the read; added a new almost-last line with a whore link to my article; and did some other edits. Please take a look at the changes and see if they are too much/too little. So it looks like I stepped on your and Hiatus' review. Yikes! Aleister in Chains 14:51 11 4 mmx
- Thats fine, the changes are good. And I'm glad you nommed it, so thanks for both :).--DirectorWILLYOU 333 00:50, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry[edit | edit source]
If you can't get anyone else to review your untunes, I'll do it by this weekend, if at all. In case you've missed the point, get someone else to review it. ~
11:10, Apr 14, 2010UnSignpost 15/4/10 - Yet another on time delivery.[edit | edit source]
The Newspaper Whose Mom Said It Was Cool!
Apr 15th, 2010 • Issue 84 • News? Where we're going, we don't need... News...
Something Scary This Way "Comes"
A recent infestation of glowing dildos has taken over the front page of Uncyclopedia. Many users were shocked on April 11th when they opened up their web browsers and were treated to bright green replicas of EugeneKay's penis. Everywhere. Even poor anti-Semite Mel Gibson couldn't escape the wrath of the glowing dick. And the reason for the Scream in Edvard Munch's famous painting was revealed - turns out to have been caused by a hoard of giant glowing EugeneKay penises - an understandable reaction. When asked to comment on the matter, users simply refused to acknowledge that they had seen the penises at all. "Well, I for one didn't notice anything. Glowing penii are so common around here that these particular examples of illuminated manhood really didn't make an impression..." said Aleister in Chains. HELPME had a different outlook on the whole matter: "of course I noticed, how couldn't I? They were everywhere!" he exclusively told our intrepid reporter. Random internet traffic took notice of the infestation as well, with 127.0.0.1 commenting" "Ballsack!!!11 alolololololololooll pasfsdkjfhaelkfjds PENIS PENIS PENIS." He was promptly banned. The infestation passed almost as quickly as it came and a sense of normalcy returned to the main page when the penises retreated into the dark and abysmal graveyard of unused image files. By April 13th, all traces of the Great Penis Invasion of April 11-13 2010 (as it is now being called) were gone. There are, however, unconfirmed reports that the menace still lingers close to the main page, just waiting to strike again soon. I See IC All At Sea
We didn't need to ask the outgoing Admiral for a comment, as he was falling over himself to give us plenty, so we randomly selected the following: "I'm anal for accuracy", he told us. Among other things. Anyway, if you want to follow in Why?'s footsteps, and those of his illustrious predecessors in charge of the Colonization project, you can sign up to be considered for the post here. If it helps, you may wear a nice hat (please provide your own hat). |
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--ChiefjusticeXBox360 21:22, April 15, 2010 (UTC)
Congrats, Emo is on main[edit | edit source]
Yay! Emo is on the main page right now. Nice work! Al en chains 11:08 16 4 MMX
- Grats on your first feature, IWKY! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 08:02, Apr 17 2010
- And you got the front page for two days in a row! Yay again! Al sans chains 14:32 17 4 mmx
- Awesome!--DirectorWILLYOU 333 01:12, April 20, 2010 (UTC)
UnSignpost 1 May[edit | edit source]
The edition that's black and white and dead all over
April 22nd 1st May, 2010 • Issue 85 • Insert penis joke here
The launch of a new and exciting weekend edition. Maybe. "Where is my signpost?" was the cry heard from the world wide masses this week. "There should have been an issue on the 22nd and on the 29th, and nothing seems to have been done about it." Fear not, gentle reader, for the signpost will not go gentle into the good night. We have instead taken a brief hiatus for no reason that we could conceivably come up with, and now we are back in a blaze of glory. For those who are unaware of our proud history, the next issue, coming out this Thursday, will mark the (roughly) 2 year anniversary of the creation of the UnSignpost, the unperiodic periodical started by Dr. Skullthumper and Cajek. The good doctor, at the time of the first issue, was asked what his feelings were towards creating the first formalised forum for spam within Uncyclopedia. It was from this that we now have the immortal words "Those assholes better appreciate this. They'd BETTER." Now, two years on from those words of wit and wisdom, the UnSignpost is still There have been varied reports as to why the USP has not been released. One suggestion is that regular contributors just "couldn't be bothered writing." Others have suggested that it comes down to the unwillingness of the head editor, who was recently heard to say "I'm so against... this... again... (E)xistence is far more than (it) deserves."[1] One of the more probable reasons for the lack of issues may be that the news has now gone viral, and is available more readily through facebook then it has been previously. One facebook semi-regular, who bears a remarkable resemblance to a Silent Bob inaction figure, has said of this development "Excuse me, but I think your geek is showing." Dexter111344 supported the move to the social networking site by saying "I won't be joining as I don't intend to ever make a Facebook." Another possibility is the number of users now communicating via UnSkypelopedia. When asked for a comment, EMC said "OH FUCKING CHRIST I'VE CUM" Dr.Skullthumper, however, said "I started both of them.", and then wished to make reference to some forum or something. Ethine, however, was somewhat more constructive, informing this reporter that "Since it's getting close to summer, we'll likely have more calls, as most people's schedules are slowing down. As well as calls, we have the neat little chat thing at the bottom, where everyone sexually harasses each other when calls aren't going." Despite several attempts, I still haven't been sexually harassed. One reason why users have not been as distracted recently is due to the enormous amount of work going on at PEE review. At present there are articles waiting for review which have been there for over three weeks. For all those who are looking to get the review process back and alive, please pick up an article for review today. Your time and investment into this proud tradition can create the next great article, like the recently featured A wizard did it or the recently nominated UnNews:Windows 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 came out, hailed by some as "the most profound and groundbreaking article to hit Uncyclopedia in over 50 years" Another reason why many users may be distracted is the number of collaborations that are currently in progress. Of those there is Tim Burton, being cleaned up by the team at ΥΣΣ, lead by the fantastic Skinfan13. Also starting to make some ground in the spread of reliable information is the team at Multiliteralist/Summit of Spin, lead by the wonderful Multiliteralist. And of course, coming out blinking from seeing the light of Discordianism is the ever faithful Imperial colonization, lead by everyone's favourite canine, And of course, another reason might simply be that the team here at USP are all running around arranging bake sales to assist with Poo Lit Surprise, the bi-annual competition that actually gives prizes to the winners. The most likely explanation, however, is that nothing newsworthy ever happens on Uncyclopedia |
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Brought to you by fucking magic. 11:39, 1 May 2010
Pee Review: Don't Eat The Yellow Snow[edit | edit source]
Thanks for the constructive comments and the review. Seems like I have some work to do, but know that I know which way I'm going with it it should be rater straightforward. Thanks again--Striker2117 03:23, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
I just finished reworking the article around. I realize that you are one heck of a busy person, but if you have some spare time at some point, I would appreciate it if you would glance over it again and leave comments about it on my talk page. No hurry though, don't want to rush you.--Striker2117 05:03, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
- I'll take at look at it probaly by tomarrow morning, though I'm already interested with the fact you said that you worked on it some.--DirectorWILLYOU 333 06:10, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Cool, I realize that you have tagged a few other PEEs, have a life outside of here, and seem to be rather busy; so whenever it's convenient.--Striker2117 06:37, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
To arms![edit | edit source]
Good day loyal Peeing member, the management was wondering if you had noticed the state of the toilet recently, if not, why not? This is a call to you, as one of our better active reviewers, for a couple of reviews from you over the next few days. The queue is in the worst state it has been in for a little while and I would really appreciate you taking the time to do a couple of reviews. If you are able to help out then please review the older requests first.
What else do you need to hear? Get pissing! --ChiefjusticeXBox360 15:18, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
Buffalo[edit | edit source]
This is now in your userspace as the construction tag on it had expired, and it doesn't look ready for mainspace yet. I thought userspacing it was a better alternative to deletion, if there is an issue with this then you just have to let me know. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 18:10, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
- Same thing with this article now. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 09:58, May 26, 2010 (UTC)
The Annoying Orange[edit | edit source]
BRAVO! My son's fav show. Don't forget that all the veges he bugs get sliced. And he a racist! Looking forward to vote on the finished job. Super. Cheers!--Funnybony 19:13, Jun 2
Final warning[edit | edit source]
The next review you book and fail to complete within 12 hours without an explanation will get you a week off. You have had too many warnings for anything else to be suitable. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 14:33, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
You better rephrase that[edit | edit source]
Sorry for this, but most of the humor here sucked big blue whale balls that are covered with bitter tasting sprinkles of epic fail drenched in pools of liquid elephant shit mixed with the face of Lady Gaga.
Even if it's a joke, that's just bound to cause trouble.-- On Monday, 05:24, June 21 2010 UTC
- I fixed the problem. I really didn't see it like that, so thanks for pointing that out--DirectorWILLYOU 333 05:33, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you for taking the time to review the article. Now, I don't normally like to rip a reviewer's head off, but it is clear that you have no idea what I was writing an article about, despite the fact that I provided a wiki link for you to familiarise yourself, and asked for someone with a prior knowledge of the subject. So here goes. There is a Bob Dylan nonsense song called Queen Jane Approximately. Each verse of this song begins with a situation: "When your mother sends back all your invitations" etc. The article has a repetitive form because it follows the song's verses. The section headings take the form they do because they are taken almost verbatim from the lyrics. So what I was doing was to imagine what a real queen, a nasty queen, would do in response to these situations. So that's the concept.
As for humour: complete randomness was not the approach that I was taking. The situations to which this person was responding are previously defined. It must have been clear that I wasn't writing a treatise about what Chuck Norris did to Robot Hitloprah in 99938943 BC on Uranus. Or, at least, it should have been to anyone who had bothered to find out what I was writing about. This article is about the Bob Dylan song, you just didn't know it. I discussed the repetitive format above.
By no means am I claiming to have written the perfect article. I've written plenty of stinkers on this site. Particularly, I accept that profanity can get tiresome, and I appreciated your comments on that matter. But even if you did have any idea what I was talking about, and your review was exactly the same as a result, it was still a waste of your time, and mine. Why? Well, you give no advice whatsoever as to what I should do. The review concludes with the advice that I rewrite the article but keep the images. There's no suggested direction given. Essentially, the review amounted to "you've done it all wrong" with no suggestions as to how I would do it right. But, of course, I should keep the images, even if they don't relate to the new concept, whatever that may be. The idea behind Pee Review is constructive criticism, unless the article is some completely lost cause. Here, you haven't helped, assisted, advised, with any kind of direction. I'm not angry, just disappointed.
I've made a genuine effort here, and you've responded with a half-arsed attempt to tear me down. Utterly unimpressive. I see that only 58% of your reviews are considered to be "in-depth". Frankly: if the rest of your reviews are this useless, I fear that all you're doing is wasting electrons. I'll be quite disappointed if this review is considered to be an in-depth one. Forgive me my rudeness here, and I'll forgive yours. IronLung 23:02, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
- Actually, I am angry. IronLung 23:11, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
To anybody who reads the message above, this issue has been sorted out on IronLung's talk page. Please refrain from saying anything negative about the issue above, and anybody who does will be deleted on sight. There is no need for you to make this an even bigger issue than it already was. I made a mistake, he got mad, I apologized, he did so as well we made up, case close.
Now that I got that out, please continue to send messages under this statement. Thanks.--DirectorWILLYOU 333 03:59, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
Good to "see" you[edit | edit source]
Hi, and it's nice to see you back again. The place wasn't the same without you, going to hell in fact, but now things seem to have evened out. Keep on rippin' and trippin'. Aleister 4:19 22 6 MMX
Thanks for peeing on me[edit | edit source]
Thanks, IWilly for peeing on my Gynecologist. I've taken your advice and changed/added a few parts here and there as you suggested. I kinda want to keep the strikes tho, it's supposed to represent not being able to spell Gynecologist, so the struck out words are supposed to be attempts at spelling it... tho, in future i may make it an animation to make it clear what it was I was going for... dunno if you have seen Hot Shots 2, but they do the gag at the start of the film, it may work better that way. And as for your question, yes, I did add the Proofread myself, as all my articles need it, as I only have a small vocabulary 'cause my dictionary is so small. I should probably change my name to "Small dicked man who cant spell". Thanks again :) ---Maniac1075Complain Here 07:07, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
- Your welcome. I do like the changes you have made, and it's good that you put the proofread there. Now you don't have to worry about spelling.--DirectorWILLYOU 333 15:47, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks and stuff[edit | edit source]
John Lydon has been watching you and noticed you voted for Stalker to be Featured. Now he doesn't have to kill you. |
For you[edit | edit source]
You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work.
Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing – there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!
Keep the in-depth reviews going. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 11:53, June 23, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the review of Saki[edit | edit source]
Did you spot my sad attempts at epigram making? Probably not. I blame my non-British heritage. They're supposed to be funny one or two liners that can be lifted and quoted at random, usually without further expansion in the text itself. All the humour is supposed to be contained in the two lines and after you read it, it's supposed to be like "Bam!" - deep and funny! The kind of thing that Oscar Wilde and Saki are famous for. But... if they're not funny... they're not really epigrams then... and it took me ages to come up with them. Oh well. Any other advice in terms of humour, besides more expansion? ~
09:44, Jun 24, 2010The UnSignpost Is Not Dead![edit | edit source]
In Pure Russian Fashion, The Newspaper That Reads YOU!!
Jun 24th, 2010 • Issue 86 • Oh yeah, the UnSignpost, I remember that...
Conservation Week Approaches
Fancy watering Uncyclopedia's forestry? Want to be a good conservationist? Fancy taking up the rewriting sword of justice, and righteously smiting the dragon of shit writing? Actually, the hell with that, do you want to take a bunch of bad articles, and make them suck less? Then you, my friend, are in luck! Conservation Week 2010 starts on July 5th, and actively encourages users to scour the wiki (perhaps through judicious use of Special:Random, or possibly through exploration of Category:Rewrite or Category:Ideas or even Special:Lonelypages), find lame articles that they consider are taking up the very space which could be occupied by something less sucky, and then using their skill and judgement to turn those articles into shining examples of comedic writing. As this is a competition dedicated to simultaneously reducing the number of useless articles on the wiki and increasing the number of good ones, some naysayers believe it to be completely pointless - Uncyclopedia is the worst, they say, and no amount of well-intentioned competitions can change that. But were it to exist, the Cabal would probably beg to differ. They may call it something like "a genuinely good thing", and "a ray of hope, signalling that occasionally, even the most worthless dreck may be redeemed". So if you think what your userpage is missing is a template called the "Greasy Mechanic Award", then prepare to rewrite like you've never re-written before. Just don't forget to make your new version better than the original. Something summarizing the events of the last month or so It has been said by one of our esteemed administrators here at UnSignpost that if it wasn't reported in the UnSignpost, then it didn't happen. As there has been no UnSignpost produced for the last few days, due to one of the editors having a real life, and another one being lazy, there are several things that didn't happen. Yes, the loss of the UnSignpost for so long sent a shiver down the spines of many an Uncyclopedian. So much so that one member of the community decided that it was timely to look at a new way to produce the UnSignpost. One such idea was to release a monthly periodical in the place of USP. Although there has been several attempts by this reporter to obtain a quote from said insurrectional community member, to date no response has been heard. As part of the ongoing struggle to maintain our independent stance from Wikia, several members decided that it would be a wise idea to create a way to cash in on the popularity of the site. As such the UnShoppe has been created, where you may purchase any one of a number of Uncyclopedia-related pieces of merchandise. So far all purchases have been made by the individuals who created the store. However, if you are looking for the place to buy a shirt that shows that your nipples have been featured, that a wizard did something, whatever it was, and that you have an in-depth knowledge of who Dan Kwon is. There was a competition. Congratulations go to mrthejazz, who got the pun. Imperial Colonisation has taken a brief hiatus after the new head of IC became the old head of IC. He was an Australian, and his example has inspired the entire nation so much that the new head of Parliament for the country is now the old head of parliament. Congratulations go out to the new new head of IC. A strange bandwagon has been created by a drunken Bonner, who has challenged all and sundry to ask him anything at all. As such there are various forums dedicated to asking regular Uncyclopedian members things. These previously were known as user talk pages, but who can stand in the way of progress? And that's all that didn't happen. Although now it's listed in UnSignpost that means it actually did happen. Which suggests that by editing UnSignpost I have the power to change the past. If I could change anything about the past, what would it be? I had sex with a real person![1]
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16:17, 24 June 2010review[edit | edit source]
I got the pages from the request page. as far as the lightbulb one is concerned my aim was too keep it simple. it was making fun of a D.I.Y. article i actually found. they seriously had instructions for this.
- Ok I think it can now be reviewed now. Also remember to sign next time.--DirectorWILLYOU 333 01:19, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the great review of UnNews:Warrant sent out for the arrest of the Wonderpets[edit | edit source]
As is the case for most reviews I receive, I take a pretty good chunk of the criticism and use it, although usually not 100%. I really appreciate your feedback, and I think many of your ideas will be very effective. Unfortunately, a personal weakness of mine is photoshop. It always has been. I just don't understand the programs enough to use them properly. That all said, thanks for everything. I give you a thumbs up for reviewing. User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:30, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Anytime. I'm glad that you found my advice helpful and I'm looking forward to the changes. And I understand the whole photoshop thing; I'm not good at it either. XD--DirectorWILLYOU 333 01:35, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
- Alright, I've made some changes. Feel free to tell me what you think.User:Mrthejazz/sig 03:39, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Review.[edit | edit source]
Many thanks for your review of UnTweets, clear-eyed Iwillkillyou333. Thanks for pointing out the "I've" thing; i've never been very good at capitalization. I will disagree with one bit, however. The idea of Twitter is that it's supposed to be 140 characters or less, so I couldn't really expand any of the jokes into a paragraph. Thanks for the advice on the images; i'll try to add a few more. Saberwolf116 13:31, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Article[edit | edit source]
I moved your article to UnNews:Zombies getting fat, junk food-eating humans to blame because periods shouldn't be in article titles. Just letting you know.-- On Friday, 06:28, June 25 2010 UTC
Claire[edit | edit source]
Hi, glad to help. I did some edits and a few additions, but didn't make any large changes. It was a fun read, and she is a sexy moving vid (I watched the YouTube imbed, pretty funny). But like the Godfather of yore, I will come back tomorrow and ask a price for my task. Ya ha ha, ya ha ha. By the way, I enjoyed your comments on the recent wikia forums, and all I can say is I love wikia, and if wikia's executives were in front of me now I would say to them: Good work, wikia executives. Forum on! Aleister 11:58 26 6 MMX