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Jed!!!!!! I see them Liberals right next to those wonderful God Hates Fags people! Step on it Jed!!!!!! Jed!!!!! Jed!!!!!!!

Just in case the international community is unaware, it's all bollocks over here in the states and rednecks are going crazy over Health Care Reform. I thought it was bad when all these Jethro's were stocking up on firearms last year because they figured a black president would be hell bent on taking their guns away. These people cleared the shelves of ammunition waiting for the prohibition that never came. Now, everyone is getting all Glen Beck and pretending to be oppressed freedom fighters.

There's nothing like pasty white 20-somethings who are whining about their lost right to not have health insurance and act like they are hostages in the USA. Then after the online whining and crying is done, they're off to go hang out at the mall and meet for drinks with their friends while pretending it's occupied France and they're part of the resistance to Obama tyranny. These people wouldn't know hardship if it bit them in the ass!

Lastly, Michael Steele was on the TV today with this simple (paraphrased) message. "Do not understand health care reform, do not give it a chance to see if it will actually work and obstruct it at all costs". God bless America. All is normal.--    14:30, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

And for the Jewish point (there always seems to be one ain't it?): one article I read claimed that the biggest earner from the bill is Teva. The elders of Zion strike again! ~ 14:55, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

Amendment XXVIII - Relax, everything will be fine. --nldr 14:58, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

BTW

Fred Phelps actually started a Facebook page but it didn't last long due to the horrible stifling of their freedom to use GOD HATES FAGS on an upside down flag as their profile picture. Awwwww.--    16:01, March 23, 2010 (UTC)

I wouldn't really consider Fred Phelps a right-winger. He's a former civil rights lawyer(!) and Southern Democrat politician. His askewed view of the world and unique flavor of bigotry trandscends the political spectrum. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 07:17, Mar. 24, 2010

His askewd...transends...wha...? ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 07:29, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Spelling Nazi. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 07:49, Mar. 24, 2010

o ok lolz ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 07:52, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

Even Canada has universal health care

So what's the problem with universal health care? You Yanks don't understand. Canadians and Aussies had universal health care for years and it worked out pretty well there. It DOES work! Even right-wingists there agree! |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill | 09:58, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

The problem with universal healthcare is that you end up paying for other people to not die. In other words, it helps people worse off than you. Who wants to help out losers? The Right doesn't work for Jesus. They work for Ayn Rand. (And the Left doesn't get a seat at the table. Oh, sure, they get to vote for the Democrats, then watch everything they care about, like gay rights, re-regulation of Big Business, decriminalization of pot and real universal healthcare get swept under the carpet until the next election) In short, the USA sucks. You're bad neighbours. Grow up. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 10:05, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

If I lived in America, I would send money to Limbaugh and co claiming I'd like to pay for any medical bills he may have in the future. --nldr 14:16, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

All I have To Say To The Whiners Is

I don't have children, yet I'm supposed to pay for your fucking kids to go to school! Bullshit! See how incredibly selfish that sounds? Why is it suddenly a problem to have your tax dollars STOLEN from you and HANDED OVER to someone else in the form of Health Care for everyone? Because big money loves breeding and doesn't happen to have it's claws in public education. Big money is squealing about not being able to screw people over anymore with their health care insurance racket and they've bought the GOP to try to stop reform.--    14:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

There are too many people already!

Maybe universal health care will help with that. M,m,m,m,m,m,m, death panels.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Mar 2010 ~ 03:21 (UTC)

I'm with you there. The governments of the world need to stop subsidizing and promoting breeding. Culturally, I have experienced breeder bias my entire life. I don't have a problem with people who wish to have children, in fact I do like kids. It's just the obvious reality that world is only so big and we have people breeding because, culturally, it's the "thing to do". My estranged brother just had his first child at age 46.5 and I KNOW it wasn't 100% what he wanted to do. My mother has been stomping her feet for a grandchild for years. After all, she gave up her true sexual orientation, her pride and her self-esteem in order to be "normal" and have kids. So, I should duplicate her mistake so she can feel immortal through an uninterrupted line of DNA? Kids are power. They're little human beings we can use to modify the behavior of everyone around us and make everyone pay attention to us. In my family, being related by blood is nothing more than an excuse to treat you worse than a total stranger. Obviously, not everyone is as dysfunctional as my family, I see it every day. I have plenty of friends who are good parents. I just think it's fairly obvious through the TV that breeding has been romanticized to a point where you are abnormal if you choose to not have kids. That's slowly changing but too many people continue to have children for all the wrong reasons. The proof is all around you with the discarded human beings you see in this world. Just like puppies, they're all cute when their small but then they have to grow up and lose their innocence. Of course an adult dog who's been abused and abandoned garners far more sympathy than a human being who's been subjected to the same treatment. Animals are innocent, people "have no excuse" and may be tossed into the gutter like a used paper bag, SICK SAD WORLD.--    10:57, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

If you felt, maybe once "What's it like being a parent?", would you consider adopting? That's the only alternative I can think of, or is it too hypocritical? --nldr 11:03, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

If I were going to be a father, I'd adopt. I had a vasectomy years ago. Of course I've thought about being a parent but when you've been raised by a borderline latent gay woman and a malignant narcissist (not to mention a violent egomaniac older brother), you go into parenthood totally handicapped. At this point in time, I'm only just getting into a mindframe where I can really enjoy my life for a change instead of walking around carrying this huge stone on my back. I will not gamble with another person's life for the purpose of "enjoying the fullness of life" for myself. If you can't truly devote your life to a child, it's nothing more than a fashion accessory. I can't honestly look in the mirror and say I'm up to it.--    11:44, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Okay fair enough. Have you that image done or should I just go move the article? --nldr 11:52, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

No progress on GIANT DRILL GIRL, I got seriously distracted by American politics and have done no chopping beyond the Republican Hillbillies pic you see here. Sorry, brah. I think you have enough though, if it really needs more kick to get the article into the net I'll come through for ya! --    11:55, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Huh? I thought you just said you had your tubes cut LOL. I'll move the article and you can add the image if you ever do it, and it may dine upon the line twixt VFP or just another one. --nldr 11:59, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Dogs \m/ —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:47, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

I hate conservatives

I decree it. Teabaggers who actually considered killing Democrats over this should be beaten, very badly. I hate America now, they fucked it up. They should all go to the moon or a gay retared place.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 03:23, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Bah! You kids these days know nothing about politics! Why, if it wasn't for President Bush (I refuse to acknowledge that te'rrist nigger), none of you would even be here! ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 13:53, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

what is this i dont even <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.^Meh. _Meh. or something like that 22:31, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Help me.

I just got shot by a right-wing nut job who thinks universal health care isn't a wizard-given right and that people like me who have preexisting medical conditions shouldn't be allowed to have health care coverage, even though my condition was already fixed. I believe I am now bleeding from the crotch and whatnot. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:40, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

I don't blame him. You shouldn't have been born with that condition to begin with. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 22:52, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Ah, but the right-wingers don't fund abortions, even to babies with pre-existing conditions, amirite? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:00, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Oh yeah? If right-wingers don't support tax-payer funded abortions, then why did every Republican in Congress vote down the Hyde Amendment to the health care bill that explicitly stated that no money would go to abortions? Hmm? Sounds to me like they're the ones who support abortions, not the Democrats who had an amendment that would have prevented tax-payers from paying for abortions. That's right: the Republicans want tax-payers to pay for abortions. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:08, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

I think Republicans want Democrats to be blamed for abortions so that they can keep the pro-lifers in their fold. Typical backwards logic, it is. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:14, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, coming from a group of people who find it patriotic to oppose everything the president does... ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 23:16, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

What's an America

Puppy Friday, 05:26, Mar 26 2010 UTC

While we're at it, what's an "Internet?" I keep hearing about it every time I go on the World Wide Web. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:01, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

Well, there's several flavors of this "in-ter-net"; the inna-net, the intern-net and the internmentnet. The particular demographic you belong to, and your location, will determine which internet you use. Beyond that I have no idea what it is.--    13:33, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, thanks anyway. LOL. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 14:47, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

It could be worse...

...in a so-called "socialist utopia" like so-called "Canada", thanks to their Ministry of Store Aisle Organisation and Cereal Box Translation, Canadian Tire doesn't sell keyboards in the electronics aisle. Instead they're in the school supplies aisle. And don't even get me started on the foolishness behind having an aisle completely devoted to school supplies. Pay no attention to the fact that there are no Canadian Tire stores on Easter Island, which is where I am. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:24, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Apparently the traditional reflex to lynch offensive, blond, skeletal, female, right wing potty mouths is still part of the Canadian cultural fabric. Do they have a ministry for that or something?--    20:52, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

Sort of. The Ministry of Feeling Superior to Americans has programs like For the Most Part Politely Protesting American Douchery. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:13, March 26, 2010 (UTC)

I'm entirely sure that King George III had none of these present mistakes in mind during his reign. --nldr 21:18, March 26, 2010 (UTC)