Forum:I'm going to get business cards made

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That's right. I, Dexter, am going to get some business cards made for myself. It is your job to dictate what will be on them. Winner gets absolutely nothing, and I probably won't even have the cards printed out regardless. So yeah. Get to submitting your unfunny one-liners! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:57, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Submit ideas here

The cards are ready - where shall I send them?

• Dexter Lewis -- I'm a faggot lol --EMC ^[TALK] 16:10 Jun 15 2010
• Dexter "Lord of the Files" Lewis, Accountant Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:33, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
• Dexter... is your surname really Lewis? -- Style  Guide 18:35, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

  Could be. I don't know. Ask someone else. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:07, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

  I'm not interested, this is what will be printed on the card. -- Style  Guide 06:12, June 16, 2010 (UTC)

• Dexter's Laboratory is copyrighted, so this card is for Dexter Lewis's Research Center.--<<>> 19:48, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
• Dexter Lewis - I'm the Goddamn Batman. Heil! --SadisticWolf 19:50, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
• Dexter Lewis - So there I was, sitting in my office doing my solid snake thing with the business cards and the paperclips...User:Mrthejazz/sig 04:26, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Dexter's Massage Parlour - now with drive through servicings! Doors unlock 24 hours all day! Many joy to be yours! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:58, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Fucking Dexter Fucker!!! And don't you fucking forget it! Fuck!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  16 Jun 2010 ~ 06:04 (UTC)
• Dexter "Fucking magical" Lewis —Pelozurian (talk) 06:32, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
• This is my card -- tacky Ape (castrate) (Riot Porn) 19:35, June 16, 2010 (UTC)
• Lexter Dewis - Cunning Stunt -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
• Amateur Colonoscopist Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:16, June 24, 2010 (UTC)
• You're consorting with the jokin', strokin' Big Dex! (Press 1 for Big Daddies now!) - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:05, Friday 25 June 2010 -

Why do you people think my name is Dexter Lewis?

Where did you get that from? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:02, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

What's your real name then? Carl Lewis? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 24 June 2010

Your close, but it's missing something. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:19, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

And all you kids go dig into your Wikipedia's to find out who Carl Lewis is. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:21, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

You probably have a stupid last name. Like Sprayberry or something. --EMC ^[TALK] 22:25 Jun 25 2010

Fucking last names, how do they work? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 23:02, Friday 25 June 2010 -

With fucking magic. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:15, 25 June 2010

Hey I get it! It's funny because it redirects to A wizard did it!User:Mrthejazz/sig 01:34, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

A wizard did it? What kind of vile user would whore their article in such a way?! - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 06:59, Saturday 26 June 2010 -

Well, BP did it. Why can't anyone else? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:13, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

(It's missing something like an ' & e and it's spelled "you're".)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  29 Jun 2010 ~ 04:14 (UTC)