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Hi guys (and the occasional gal or four). This is a message from your poopsmith reminding you that the first (and possibly only) Uncyclopedia Conservation Week is on us! Beginning July 5th, you all need to begin rewriting as many articles as you possibly can (Of course, the rewrite has to be better; I will be the judge of whether or not the rewrite is better, by the way.). Major expansions of an article (doubling it's size or more) will count as a rewrite. You can even rewrite an old article of yours and have it count. No rewrites are to begin prior to July 5th.

The prizes for the two top rewriters currently include having their names inducted into the bottom little portion of the UN:CW page and a template congratulating them. If I have the money, I may actually send shirts to the top two rewriters, but I can't guarantee that as of now. Dragon Ball stuff always gets my money prior to Uncyclopedia, kids.

If you have any further questions, just ask me here or on my talk page. Thanks everybody. D.E.X. Bulshit, Ass, Bitch, Anal Cancer, Dick 17:21, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

On a UK project I intend to clean up the pages on the Conservative and Liberal Democrat parties - creating a separate history page for both and current one now. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:11, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

If I have to double the size of something = fuck that shit. What happened to exchanging drek for quality? ~ Love  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 00:22 (UTC)

That's referring to expansions rather than actual rewrites. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:25, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

"Major expansions of an article (doubling it's size or more) will count as a rewrite." – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 00:29 Jun 23, 2010

Oh. Well now don't I feel like an ASSHAT! I had trouble with the rules that last go around too, maybe I need UNretard training.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 00:31 (UTC)

By the way

I've secretly picked out a few articles now and if ANY of you rewrites thems befores I do there will be consequences. Banana consequences.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  23 Jun 2010 ~ 00:36 (UTC)

Yeah, but you better not begin rewriting anything till July 5th, 2010, at 0:00 GMT. Understand? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:19, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

Yep. Haven't started a thing, and if you don't believe me now when you see the rewrites I'm sure you will then.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  28 Jun 2010 ~ 06:25 (UTC)

Also, shit just got personal

<e|m|c>	Let's just say that CW is mine.
<Dexter111344>	You're forgetting me.
<e|m|c>	Fuck you.
<e|m|c>	You can't rewrite like I can, nigger
<Dexter111344>	This reminds me of a talk I had with Mrmonkey72 before we tied three CW's ago.
<e|m|c>	Consider your faggot-ass pwnt this CW
<e|m|c>	K?
<e|m|c>	K.
<Dexter111344>	Consider your ass pwnt.
<Dexter111344>	StrangeManFromHell
<Dexter111344>	That you?
<e|m|c>	No.
<e|m|c>	Absolutely not. (no joke)
<e|m|c>	But as for CQ
<Dexter111344>	Okay.
<e|m|c>	CW*
<Dexter111344>	Lulz.
<e|m|c>	You have no chance to survive
<Dexter111344>	You failed boy.
<e|m|c>	Please make your time
<Dexter111344>	I already made my time.
<Dexter111344>	And I'll get two features from it.
<e|m|c>	Yeah
<e|m|c>	Working on rewrites in MS Word
<e|m|c>	Saving them to copy and paste later
<e|m|c>	I know your game
<e|m|c>	Faggot.
<Dexter111344>	...
<Dexter111344>	Nope.
<Dexter111344>	Don't have to.
<Dexter111344>	In fact, I'll let you pick the 10 articles I'll rewrite the first 3 days.
<Dexter111344>	Make your time.
<e|m|c>	I'll do that
<e|m|c>	When does CW start?
<Dexter111344>	July 5th.
<e|m|c>	You're so fucked lulz
<Dexter111344>	You're the fucked one sir.
<Dexter111344>	Lulz http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/That_time_I_was_nearly_raped_by_a_negro_during_my_sojourn_to_the_post_office
<e|m|c>	I'm going to fuck you up so hard
<e|m|c>	They'll make another Die Hard movie about it
<e|m|c>	"Die Hard: Dexter's Ego"
<Dexter111344>	I'll have a negro nearly rape you while you're going to the post office.

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:19, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

So, any other questions?

I answered RomArtus in IRC, made Happytimes feel like an idiotic asshat here, and made an outrageous rewriting bet with emc. Anyone else wanna know anything? I'd rather keep this thread alive... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:28, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Why aren't you gay yet?--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 06:29, June 25 2010 UTC

Cause I like chicks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:35, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

So... you're entering, to go toe-to-toe with E|M|C... And rewrites have to be an improvement on the original to count... And you're the one who decides if the rewrite is an improvement... Right? --UU - natter 09:45, Jun 25

So... If I redirect wizard to A wizard did it, that's a proper rewrite... Right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:56, 25 June 2010

Come on UU, I'm not going to do bad rewrites. In fact, I'll let you have final say over my rewrites personally. That sound good to you? And Socky, if I'm fucked up enough, it would. But that means you've planned out the rewrite ahead of time and it'd be inelligalble. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 10:13, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I was just impressed that you got E|M|C to agree to a competition given that you could, if you want, completely stiff him. So to speak. Doesn't actually bother me. I'll do my traditional single rewrite as usual. --UU - natter 11:06, Jun 25

You know, I hadn't even thought of that. I promise I won't do that, though. Same deal. If you think I'm wrong in saying something of his doesn't constitute as rewrite, then you can override me on that. But yeah, I'm gonna kick his lily-white ass! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:15, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Wouldn't be the first time he has stiffed me. If you mean what I know. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:20 Jun 25 2010

Any other comments related to the complexion of E|M|C's ass?

I personally did not know it was that white. Is he an albino or something?User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:51, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, he bleaches his asshole. We've seen it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:57, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

None. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:26, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Well, what about his penis? We've all seen that, too. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:43, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

I cried the entire time they were telling me to take the picture and show it. --EMC ^[TALK] 21:19 Jun 25 2010

Not that anyone cares, but...

...rewrites done during CW will count as 4 Unwehr Points instead of 2. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:55, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

You all know that

... You are not to get PEE REVIEWS or the like done to the articles you're rewriting while CW is still going on, right? Afterwards is fine, but during it isn't. Any rewrites should be all your own, guyz. No helparz coz dat aint kul. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:42, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck Your Dictatorial Regime!

I'm gonna start rewriting now! And if you think that disqualifying my entries will show me, you've got another thing coming, because I don't learn from my mistakes. SUCK IT! ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:17, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Fuck Geah! Dictatorial Regime!

  I stealthily commandeered Imperial Colonization (just now) and will be implementing change AFTER Conservation Week.
   Please submit the flotsam of your suggested articles needing rewrites (after CW) here.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  01 Jul 2010 ~ 07:25 (UTC)

Week?

Isn't a week equal to 1 week? wouldn't 2 weeks be a fortnight? shouldn't this be Conservation Fortnight? Also, the header at the top of every page gives me the impression that forest fire week is starting. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 18:29, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

No. Fortnights suck. It is two weeks, though. Double your conservation fun. Also, you know nothing of a FFW. Seriously. I don't think we've had one since before you were on the site. And we probably won't ever again. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, July 2, 2010 (UTC)

I'm pulling out

OK guys, after just one hour of trying to rewrite this article, they reverted my edits. So I'm pulling out because I don't want to be seen as a vandal. |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 08:48, July 6, 2010 (UTC)

Or, alternatively, you could have a word with the guy, who looks like he's just a turbo-reverter, and explain that you are trying a good faith rewrite, and maybe explain what the "conserved" tag means, and ask him to take that into account before he reverts so quickly. (And perhaps you could rewrite section by section, instead of removing almost all the content and saving, which does look a little like blanking, doesn't it?) Anyway, I reverted the revert - don't give up so easily! --UU - natter 08:58, Jul 6