User:Ethine/UnSkype

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Connect. Talk. Bond. Share dick jokes.

It's like IRC, minus the fail.

Skype is a chat client that supports instant messages, chat rooms, audio conferences, and video chats. Unlike IRC, it's much more difficult to flood, spam, attack, or even miss messages - any messages you haven't gotten delivered due to an Internet failure will be resent the moment you come back online.

UnSkypelopedia takes advantage of this chat client with a chatroom that hosts calls on a semi-regular basis. This gives you the ability to talk directly with Uncyclopedians using VoIP.

No mic? No problem.

If you're uncomfortable with the idea of sacrificing your anonymity, don't worry - you can listen in on the calls without having to join. Sometimes it takes a while to warm up to UnSkypelopedia, and there's no rule that says you can't be a lurker. The only rule we have is, don't be a dick. Or if you feel the need to, at least be funny about it.

Experience Uncyclopedia like never before.

I'm still not sure if that's a real selling point or not. But anyway...

UnSkypelopedia has developed its own, unique culture. A culture of talking over each other, screwing up Skype protocol, and playing pranks on unsuspecting customer service people across the globe. Trust me, it's got culture. In the same way a Petri dish has culture.}}

Get started with UnSkype!

Download Skype for your computer, then copy and paste following into a Skype window (eg. "Echo / Sound Test Service") and then click on it to be added automatically join the channel: 

skype:?chat&blob=67vpAZ22LCAUiR9H7qLBlIUHPq_qZkX4spZ3PHgORKO22gDTf_wSfX-lZAx0x2O51RwBNZJzULP33Kn88vMY3hA0KhjKzMLy9hy9gQ8rWkVTtp-EmfMZ-YXc67VJTwHgqMxd2DVsbgLTej13p7L-uMO2kz_C4wpioOu3Wvypyk0dQB2rf40InMAe0GIDLzDcag6Lmv75m9XcRezXToLZ
Check out the list below to see if your fellow Uncyclopedians are online:

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The UnSkype Media Network

Besides the nutty nuttiness of a SackIt! chocolate cripper (chip and cracker), UnSkype is also hosted by the non-profit cooperation known as Uncyclomedia.


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