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From the overall community (kinda)[edit]


I got the most votes that one time! Plus, I got the ban, but not the longest! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite[edit]

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month July 2008

Useless Gobshite of the Year Award Useless Gobshite of the Year 2010


Nommed three times, but didn't win. Finally got it the fourth time.

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month April 2009

Conservation Week[edit]


This user has fixed that damn leaky oil filter on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2008 B.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Actually tied with Mrmonkey72


Article Narrator of the Month Article Narrator of the Month May 2010


Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month June 2010

Tied with some fag who shares the same birthday.


Goldstein award.png E G A E D M

The Emmanuel
Goldstein Award

May 2011


Magician of the Month Magician of the month May 2011

Featured Articles[edit]

Article that really should have been featured, but there are too many jackasses on this site[edit]

(Quasi-features, since I don't see a template for those)

From Sannse[edit]

Haywain.jpg For voting for against her article, The British Class System,
Sanns-sig.gif has awarded you:
A print of Constable's Haywain. Now your true class will be seen by all.


From Leoispotter[edit]

Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:40, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

From Ljlego[edit]

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:16, 24 August 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the VFS vote, my friend. I didn't know my work was noticed by so many, but it does my heart good to know that there's still enough irresponsibility on this site to give me power. Keep up the good work.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:36, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

From Mordillo[edit]

~Jewriken.GIF 12:57, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

From Tom Mayfair[edit]


Red Ninjastar.png Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png



Bloody Pagans[edit]

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png

From Zana Dark[edit]


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Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark


From Fag[edit]

EPIC FAIL![edit]



From TheLedBallon[edit]

Thanks be to you![edit]

I know maybe this should go on that other subpage, but you seem to have left, so maybe you won't mind. Either way, thanks for the vote. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:13, Mar 1

No, I do mind. What, I guy can't quit without some guy not obeying his last wishes? Goddam. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:46, 20 March 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Dec 21

From Dr. Skullthumper[edit]

New IM![edit]

IM from dctrskull1990 to Dexter111344
dctrskull1990 [06:37 AM]: hey
dctrskull1990 [06:37 AM]: so uh
dctrskull1990 [06:37 AM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article
dctrskull1990 [06:38 AM]: heh
dctrskull1990 [06:38 AM]: your probably wondering who i am
dctrskull1990 [06:38 AM]: i'm the guy that wrote it
dctrskull1990 [06:38 AM]: srsly i'm not shitting you
dctrskull1990 [06:38 AM]: anyway
dctrskull1990 [06:39 AM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once
dctrskull1990 [06:39 AM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all
dctrskull1990 [06:39 AM]: but its kind of like an honor you know
dctrskull1990 [06:39 AM]: being on my buddy list
dctrskull1990 [06:40 AM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia
dctrskull1990 [06:40 AM]: partially thanks to you!
dctrskull1990 [06:40 AM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is
dctrskull1990 [06:40 AM]: thx
dctrskull1990 [06:42 AM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now
dctrskull1990 [06:42 AM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time
dctrskull1990 [06:42 AM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything
dctrskull1990 [06:43 AM]: but lets just get this settled
dctrskull1990 [06:43 AM]: like for peace of mind
dctrskull1990 [06:43 AM]: you dont sell drugs do you
Talk Video Pictures Send files  

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From Mightydandylion[edit]


Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!

Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us.png (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Yay! Somebody actually added it here instead of just adding it to the talk page intending to piss me off! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:54, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

From Necropaxx[edit]


Jimi psychedelic.jpg Necropaxx loves Hippies and you do too.
PS: No physical contact, please, the smell will rub off.
Thanks for voting on Hippies on VFH.

Thanks for your vote! Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:53, Jul 8


Costume-grim-reaper-clipart.gif ***You Are Dead***

Necropaxx's soul-felt thanks go with you for the For vote on Grim Reaper.

Remember, Grim's just a normal guy with the greatest job in the world.

Thanks for your vote! (again) Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:12, Oct 21


From Under User[edit]

Tony and Ludo thank you![edit]

Sudoku roll.jpg Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:18, Jul 28

Thanks Dex[edit]

For that hand-delivery job. Much obliged. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:12, Apr 10


Newcookie.gif Under user has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Have I ever given you anything to recognise your dangerous levels of competence? Don't think I have. The above is a start. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:21, Jan 26

I place it on your talk page and not the awards page because that's how I roll. And not, for instance, because of dangerous levels of incompetence. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:22, Jan 26
Well, no. You usually say I'm as incompetent than grandma's bowels. Wait, that's incontinence... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:48, January 26, 2011 (UTC)

From Sycamore[edit]

Thanks for the vote[edit]

From--Sycamore (Talk) 17:30, 1 November 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote[edit]

Thanks for voting for me:)--Sycamore (Talk) 20:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

From Enzo Aquarius[edit]


Nuclearxmaspudding.jpg Yo you, yes you, I'm talking about you! It's that time of year again. Yep, time to spend hundreds of dollars on loved ones, dress up your house and raise your hydro bill and, most of all, time to fill each other's talk pages with templates that took us 2 minutes to make. SO STUFF THIS DOWN YOUR STOCKING!!!! and have a happy holidays!
...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.

Enjoy! Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png

Merry Ho Ho![edit]

- Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 14:54, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

From Dr. Strange[edit]

Tis' The Season[edit]

Naked dolls are so universal....[edit]


It's Naked Barbie Time! Times are tough out there but Barbie and all of her friends sure know how to show their appreciation for your generous vote to feature Economic Collapse Barbie
They'll be seeing you in the bathtub later on tonight!

Wow, 18 votes and I didn't even whore it myself. Sounds like a dangerous precedent, eh? GI Joe could come back from Iraq with PTSD but that would be tough to make palatable and not just mean. Thanks for the vote!--DRStrangesig5.png Sherman.png Fingertalk.png  11:14, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Trips across America[edit]

Roadside map.jpg

Greetings From Four Corners!!
Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

From DJ Irreverent[edit]

During this season...[edit]

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:04, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

From Kip the Dip[edit]


Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
Don't stick it in your nose.

From Sawblade5[edit]

Here's Your Christmas Tree[edit]

----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 08:45, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

From GlobalTourniquet[edit]

In grongitude[edit]

In Graltitude[edit]

From Sockpuppet of an unregistered user[edit]

Thanks Dex[edit]

You deserve another ninjastar for all your effort. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 17:00, 10 April 2009 (UTC)


Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 10:45, 1 June 2009 (UTC)


120px-627suj8.gif I award you this image for no reason at all. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 13:46, 1 July 2010

Probably the only award worth being awarded. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:48, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

That reminds me...[edit]

Well, you nommed me, which is just as good. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 14:40, 1 July 2010

This one just isn't as good as that last one you gave me. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:07, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
I know. I'll make it up to you someday. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 15:10, 1 July 2010

From Mahm00shA[edit]

Set egyptian god.jpg May Set smite thee not

Ma'et Moo'sha thanketh thee for thou hath shown him support at the Holy Of The Holies.

"lo! Set hacketh the phallus of he who showeth not support. Verily, for a sinner he is and in Hell shalt he be lashed to the slave stick"
--Book Of The Dead, Chapter IX, 19:11
Set egyptian god.jpg Thou Shalt Suffer

Mahm00shA smiteth thee.

Fire be upon thee <insert name here>.

Mahm00shA maketh thee to burn. Thou who art hateful unto him. Mahm00shA pierceth thy head. He cutteth through thy face. He melteth thine countenance. Lo, thy skull is crushed in his hand. Thy bones are smashed in pieces.

SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME 10:15, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

From Gerrycheevers[edit]


i leave thinking the signpost is being taken care of, i come back and panic because the bots weren't around, and then...i see dexter delivered it! yes!

thanks again! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:01, 13 April 2009 (UTC)

From CheddarBBQ[edit]


Do you realize that by supporting HowTo:Get Over Jenny, you are supporting insane, demented, homicidal stalkers everywhere? You should be ashamed.

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From Capercorn[edit]

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:31, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

From Guildensternenstein[edit]


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:05, 5 August 2009 (UTC)


Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:19, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

From Sonje[edit]

Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour. - Sonje

From Orian[edit]

Fatdrunkstupid.jpg Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

From Todd[edit]

Thanks again! --T. (talk) 19:09, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Trailer-park-boys.jpg on behaf of the FU gradjewating class of 2009 we the stewdents of the Fackulty of Agrickulchur awnors program wish to xpres our sinsear appreesheashun for yer suporting a desent edjewcashun for peepul like us hoo mite haf utherwize ended up in jail for growin pot or sumthin which we wood of like only did just for medical use cuz we herd that Flin Flon, Manitoba needed help cuz they coodnt keep up with deman anymor
~ Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

--T. (talk) 02:33, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

From Zheliel[edit]

I can't listen to instructions[edit]

so here.

Ninjaspinnermedal.gif The Hidden Page Barnstar
I award you the ultimate Hidden Page Barnstar for finding Zheliel's Amazing Hidden Page. Which you, Dexter111344, found. Amazing.

ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow »

User:Zheliel/sigz2 07:15, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

Ass, making me move things... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:19, 20 June 2009 (UTC)

From MacMania[edit]

Thank you for voting for this article! Although I almost made you move this, I read the instructions on the talk page just in the nick of time. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[05:36 11 Aug 2009]

Oregon Trail[edit]

A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:45 3 Sep 2009]

From Killer 3.14[edit]

Thank you[edit]

Newcookie.gif Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Newcookie.gif Killer_3.14 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For delivering those two newspapers and one was on time!--Click meNO NOT ME!! I don't care if you click me 12:37, October 16, 2009 (UTC)

From Aleister in Chains[edit]



Thanks for all of your help with HowTo:Blow a dog. Your edits made it work much better, appreciated. Thanks for the vote too, which put the damn dog over the top--something I try to do each time I blow it. Al in Chains 12:05 2 4 mmx

And a special thanks from me to the both of you as well, my dog has never been happier and if you'd like to do additional field research in the future consider me casa su casa!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  19 Jun 2010 ~ 17:49 (UTC)

From HELPME[edit]

Thanks, you idiot bitch[edit]



I, HELPME, thank you for voting me to be ROTM for June 2010. Your support is appreciated. Now that I have ROTM, I have an excuse to do nothing, so I'm even happier!

My master procrastination plan is working! YES!!!

--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Thursday, 02:05, July 01 2010 UTC

No problem, douche. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:02, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. .[edit]

For your nom and vote on uncy of the month. We tied, and nothing could have happened with you. My appreciation will be forwarded in the form of local teens who have nothing better to do than please you. Do you hear a knock on the door? That may be them. Thanks again! Aleister 17:56 1 10


Goldgluden.gif Kevillips has awarded you a Goldgluden!
Now buy youself something pretty.

On behalf of the unsung --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:09, May 29, 2011 (UTC)