User:PantsMacKenzie

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PantsMacKenzie is in no way related to pants. He has no great goals in life other than to sway the entire universe to his cause. This cause, of course, is the greater flagellation of non-aquatic porpoises, which may or may not have been invented yet.

If you have any fair plants on you, he will gladly take them off of your hands. Topology certain: Future hazy.

Recently, he has been obsessive-compulsive about checking Uncyclopedia for cruft and other vandalism. He seems to have nothing to do other than to check each new Uncyclopedia update.

Once deleted the Main Page.

The famed Main Page Deletion(From the VFD):

Main Page

DELETED I took care of that Cruft. It shall bother you no more! --PantsMacKenzie 17:29, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

This page is poorly written and not funny. I hate it. We should delete it! Who's with me? --Savethemooses 16:28, 26 May 2005 (EDT)

Good job. However, I find a number of pages which link to this page equally bad. Do we have a script set up so we can just huff anything that links here? --Famine 09:02, 28 May 2005 (EDT)

Hmm. You might be right. Does anyone know how to code any wikibots to delete any page that once linked there? --PantsMacKenzie 20:12, 28 May 2005 (EDT)

Where'd it go? Bring it back! Play back the entire message! --Luke Skywalker 01:51, 29 May 2005 (EDT)

No way, that page suxz0r3d teh big one!!!!111one --Peepantsman043 20:55, 31 May 2005 (EDT)

Yai! --User:Gert5 06:57, 15 June 2007 (UTC)