UnScripts:OH SHIT!!!! I Fucked My Girlfriend's Mother!!!!
~ Gym Class Heroes on girlfriend's mother“Oops, I did it again.”
~ Your girlfriend's mother on fucking another one of her daughter's boyfriends
This event takes place in Atlanta, Georgia. This event is about a 18 year old boy named Gregory "Greg" Johnson, a well meaning but not-so-bright boy who has done something he shouldn't have with Caroline Anderson, seductive mother of his sexy girlfriend, Sara Anderson. He seeks advice from best friends Carlos Patterson and Lisa Durham, and wise neighbor Mr. Thomas (who looks like Morgan Freeman), and includes a dog named Sparky. Others not worth mentioning are also included in this event. This event gives us a lesson by Greg himself on why we should date girls with ugly moms and knowing consequences when we don't.
Greg leaves the house, then walks 2 miles away from Caroline and Sara's house, and then stops at the middle of the road and screams at the top of his lungs...
Damn it. I hate lying to my parents. It always makes me feel like a disloyal son. But I just can't tell them what really happened last night, especially since Sara's mom was involved; they both would seriously beat my ass to Jupiter and back. If I did it with Sara, then it would be at least acceptable, to my father at least. And I don't want this passing among people, especially Sara. If she ever found out about this, not only would I have nobody to take to the upcoming prom, as well as my reputation being ruined, but I would live the rest of my days with a prosthetic penis. And what kind of girl will ever go out with a dude with a plastic ding-dong attached to his scrotum. Even Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't even want to. I really put my self in a pickle this time. I need someone to tall to about this. I need some advice. And since mom and dad would kill me, I better rely on my two best friends, Carlos and Lisa. Though Carlos is a pervert and Lisa can be such a violent bitch at times, they're the only two people I can truly trust, especially in a situation like this.
Carlos, my man. How are you? I'm good. Listen, you seem a bit preoccupied, but do you mind taking your hand off your dick for a few minutes, because this is really important. Thank you, buddy, I won't be long. I kinda got myself in a pretty big situation and I need your help. No, I didn't twisted my testicles on my skateboard again; this is far more serious. I need to talk about it in person, so can you call Lisa and meet me at Burger King? Ya I know you're a vegetarian, but it ain't going to kill you. Never mind about my dentist appointment today. How the hell do you even know about that? Never mind, just get your ass over to Burger King okay? Why not at my house. Well, it's one of those situations where if my parents found out, you'd be looking for a new best friend. Yeah that bad. Great, see you at twelve! You're my bro! Bye!
Carlos and Lisa and the waitress laugh.
Lisa and Greg laugh.
Sara enters the scene.
- giggles* I'll keep that in mind. Um, Greg, are you ok? You look nervous.
Carlos, with a worried expression, remains silent.
Sara sexually walks away. Greg puts his head and arms on the table.
Greg and Sara are in Greg's truck watching the stars.
Both Sara and Greg head to the back of the truck and after making out for 5 minutes they began playing birds and the bee's.
Without further ado, they continue the love game. Due to the explicit content of this scene, all images and even words describing it are censored.
Greg walks away, limpy because he's still sore from last night.
Caroline enters the room with two cups of coffee.
Caroline takes fire extinguisher and sprays into Greg's mouth.
Greg runs out of the bathroom and goes in the living room where Sara and Caroline are waiting.
A moment of silence passes.
Greg stares with jaw dropped in disbelief.
Both Sara and Caroline chat quietly.
All three enter the bedroom and begin playing birds and the bees and the squirrels.
I can hear it from here. Man, I want to be part of that action.
Everybody except Carlos exits the scene. The author of this article appears out of nowhere.
both exit the scene, but then the author reappears.