Wizard
A wizard is a semi-intelligent magical creature that possesses powers which transcend physical reality. It's prone to screwing things up, or just screwing things. Like when a wizard created the universe, or when it suddenly turned evil, or when it sniffed up your cat, or when it shat on your head. A wizard did all of that stuff.
Types of wizards
Magical wizards
- Main article: A wizard did it
They're the 'normal' kind of wizard. They fuck up your life the regular way.
Gay wizards
- Main article: Two wizards did it, Albus Dumbledore
They're the kind that fuck you up the ass. Like anally intense. Also they disappear with a puff.
Pinball wizards
- Main article: The Who
These guys will pin your balls with a pair of flippers. They are often blind.
Rainbow wizards
- Main article: Category:A wizard did it
They come in different colors! It's fucking magical or something.
Pervert wizards
- Main article: Lesbians: Wizards did it
They're the kind that create lesbian girls and then watch them have sex.
Rapist wizards
- Main article: A wizard probably did it
They're the kind that fuck you up the ass in a non-friendly way.
Orgy wizards
- Main article: Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it
Better watch out for those.
Shit wizards
- Main article: 2 Wizards 1 Cup
They will make you poop and eat your poop.
Wizards with volcanic dragon dicks
If you see one of these, you're done for. It will rape you until you explode with hot lava.
Conclusion
Now you know everything you need to know about wizards. You better go hide somewhere now. The wizards are after you.