User talk:Robertodole

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Pee Review

Rejoice, Robertodole! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for the huge review! If you think it's good, please nominate it for featuring. Don't worry, you have my permission. That would just make me ever so happy. And I haven't been happy ever since my orphanage closed....... The Man Of Led 22:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Excellent Choice!

Well done supporting the party, here:

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Anyway, quick poll. Go to the discussion of UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED and see whether you think the ASCII man would add / take away from the article. argh! forgot to sign.. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 03:17, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

*STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.... It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader. However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:53, Dec 7

Thank you for your opinion

Well it is your opinion, but I must say that I disagree. So I made some major changes to see if you'd change your mind. Why don't you give it another read and THEN see how you like it. Don't judge the article based on the question it was supposed to answer, but judge the answer itself, as in did it make you laugh or not. If you don't like it still, keep your vote, or simply abstain, as it is your opinion that matters. -- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} 19:28, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

Joyous victory for political correctness!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for keeping our school systems politically correct to the point of absurdity.
	But really, does anyone care?

Thanks for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:30, Dec 23

UnBooks:A Traveler's Guide to Mexico City

If you feel that strongly, please feel free to nom it away ^_^. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 04:17, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to Robertodole

dctrskull1990 [04:43 PM]: hey dctrskull1990 [04:43 PM]: so uh dctrskull1990 [04:43 PM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article dctrskull1990 [04:44 PM]: heh dctrskull1990 [04:44 PM]: your probably wondering who i am dctrskull1990 [04:44 PM]: i'm the guy that wrote it dctrskull1990 [04:44 PM]: srsly i'm not shitting you dctrskull1990 [04:44 PM]: anyway dctrskull1990 [04:45 PM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once dctrskull1990 [04:45 PM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all dctrskull1990 [04:45 PM]: but its kind of like an honor you know dctrskull1990 [04:45 PM]: being on my buddy list dctrskull1990 [04:46 PM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia dctrskull1990 [04:46 PM]: partially thanks to you! dctrskull1990 [04:46 PM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is dctrskull1990 [04:46 PM]: thx dctrskull1990 [04:48 PM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now dctrskull1990 [04:48 PM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time dctrskull1990 [04:48 PM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything dctrskull1990 [04:49 PM]: but lets just get this settled dctrskull1990 [04:49 PM]: like for peace of mind dctrskull1990 [04:49 PM]: you dont sell drugs do you Talk Video Pictures Send files

Grand Generally Non-Asshat x1,916,281 and Doctor KUNDr.S. WHORE! UOTM YWG

Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU!

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

About your Vote

Yeah. Half-votes are only reserved for anonymous users. If your user and you vote on an article, your vote is automaticly full. No matter what you say. It's true, it's like on every voting page there is. Thanks! --The Improver talk • contribs • 18:31, Apr 23 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

	Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that Robertodole was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
	Thanks for voting!

Thanks for your vote! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:05, 30 Apr

Long-delayed thankings

	Err... Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
	I'm going to burn you all!

Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? - Don Leddy the Crunch (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:50, May 12