User:The Improver

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader!
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are NXWave?

This user is constantly taking vacations, goofing off and ignoring the sole duties of an Uncyclopedian. This user may be smoking the dong or working on some new pieces of art. This user is expected to pop up at anytime. If you constantly miss him for even a second, leave him a message on his answering machine.

“Damn, I need quotes. I really hope someone says something good about me.”

– The Improver on irony

“The Improver? Yeah, that guy's a fucking loser.”

– RAHB on beggars can't be choosers.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

Go to UN:AAN for adoption

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

6 This user has written 6 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. 6

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

18+ This user is an adult, and thus may or may not know what fun is. 18+

MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

Welcome!

Welcome to my userpage. I'm The Improver, and basicly what I do is Improve stuff, for those who haven't read the name. Basically since everyone has a userpage. I too am supposed to have one, so what I do is write articles and often pee on an article once-in-a-while. And that's all you need to know about me, enjoy the articles that I've written, the mostly serious userboxes on the right and my currently nonexistant cabinet on the bottom. And feel free to leave me a message if you have anything important to say to me.

My Articles

• HowTo:Rick Roll Somebody
• UnScripts:Tech Support Transcript
• UnTunes:A song by a n00b
• HowTo:Drown Kittens in Flavor
• UnNews:"Iraq causes headaches," says US troops
• Make Money Fast

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Works in Progress

• 9/11 (rewriting, just need ideas)

Awards

(All I see here is this old coupon from Dairy Queen, and it's expired.)