Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Word Association
Word Association is a game made by professors who have nothing to do with most of their time. It is also used by the nerds at Wikipedia, which in Uncyclopedia style, has now been taken away and been fathered as its own, funnily enough even if the editors have no fathers. Really the most important part of this game is that one time while playing this game Chevy Chase said "n---er".
Simply, the game involves adding a single word to the list that is related to the previous one (please don't use any batshit logic). Edit the main game or branch section, add a word, enclose it in brackets, update the word count, and save the page. Also, try to avoid miscounting if possible - make sure there are 10 words in at each 10th word! (If you do miscount, we'll kill you)
By way of example, a game might start off with: Cat. Then, the next person might add Cat, Chinese cuisine. And then, after a few rounds, we'll have Cat, Chinese cuisine, COVID-19, Disease, Ghetto White Boy Syndrome, Eminem, Dr. Dre, One Out of Ten Doctors.
Repeated words[edit source]
Avoid repeated words. If you have no ideas, don't play the game at all. Instead, take some drugs and then you'll probably think something. Please use only blue links when associating. Piped links are acceptable in certain circumstances, such as when a word may have many ambiguities, like Queen. Clearly, as the game develops, one gets a pretty long list! If you're stuck for ideas, link to the last word in the list and add the first link that appears on that page as the next link. Thus "Death (band)" would be followed by "U2", and "Accounting" by "Beowulf".
Rules[edit source]
Players can only play one associated word at a time. If the current word is chair, the next player can only add Chairman Mao, not Chairman Mao and Adolf Hitler as well.
In game, as usual, it is a must to update the word count each time you add a word. The official limit for the main game is 555 words. Please note that this word limit for this game must not be raised or lowered. (No Satan, you can not change it by the value of one hundred eleven.)
Every 100th word may be made into a new branch. However, there cannot be any sub-branches and therefore the total number of branches possible in this game are 5. Branches may contain up to 100 words maximum and 35 minimum. (Please do 35, we don't have that much articles)
Please also add <!--(number)th word--> every ten words to show it is the next tenth word e.g. <!--20th word-->, <!--30th word--> etc.
When the game is over, unlike those snobby Wikipedians who don't care afterwards, please do archive it and just start a new one under the same name.
This is Game #1. The starting word, Earth, was selected by someone on it.
Main game[edit source]
#1: "Earth" (main branch)[edit source]
Main branch:[edit source]
Earth, Gaia, Greek mythology, Gods, Cthulhu, H. P. Lovecraft, AZATHOTH, Powerful, Shaggy, Warner Bros., Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Cartoon, anime, Weeaboos, waifu, Erection, cum, Porn, Rough Gay Wolf Sex , DeviantART, LiveJournal, Real News, The Onion, Shrek, Sex, Pornography, Hentai, Existing, Philosophy, Confucius, China, Mao Tse-tung, New Cuyama, location, Teleportation, Wormholes, Hole, Glory Hole, Food, Glorious Food , Food, Wonderful Food! Digestion, Excretion, go eat shit fuckers, WOW! IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!, Fucking, Penis, cum, Liquid, Blood, Bloodbath, Soap, Deodorant, Stench, Sweat, Foul, Fuck, Sex,
Players[edit source]
Here is where you can place your name and become a slave to the English lexicon a common player.