User:Le Djibril Express

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Whoops! Maybe you were looking for train, or Isaac the Tank Engine?

What's really your refresh rate?

“Who's this user who harraces his fucking page?”

~ All users (Thumbsuckers, admins, IP, ... So all?) of this wiki about my too cringe and bad user page.

“Can i change his userpage to Le Français sur Roues!?”

~ Willy on Wheels about my user page.

“No! I prefer to bug! Don't switch my refresh rate to 30/90 Hz! Stay at 50/60 Hz (50.83 and 60.45 or 60.68 Hz)!”

~ Mon téléphone Xiaomerde ayant la flemme d'aller sur 30.78 Hz et 89.77 Hz.
I like trains... Choo-choo!!!
Thomas the dank* engine in 1954.

About me:[edit | edit source]

Type of vehicle: Train Model: LB&SCR E2 Class Speed: 140 km/h Color: Blue/Green/Orange/Red Wheel config: 0-3-0 (UIC: 0-6-0) Year marked in the tender: 1913 Tender's name code: D1 Entered service: August 12 2036 at 3:14:16 AM. The heat death of the universe

An user...[edit | edit source]

  • Who speak french;
  • Who want to shoot at 25 FPS in 1080i but his Xiaomi phone can't...
  • Who love old cars (1960-1999)
  • Who beeps (AHOOGA-OOGAH)
  • Who wish to have better english (always?)
  • WHO WISH TO HAVE APPLE'S PRODUCT (#FuckAndroid!!!)
  • WHO SAID FUCK ZE POULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Who was adopted by a train who caused a derailment. (Like the Z 23574 in Nord-Pas-de-Calais, France, an 74 th SNCF Z 23500 scrapped the May, 31 2007) (t00 10n9 t0 r34d, 1 kn0w!)
  • Who was blocked 2 Times.
  • Who don't like choppy, blurry and/or jittery things (except: 3/2 pulldown; low définition videos, 480i, 576i, 720p, 1080i and interlacing);
  • Who (wish to?) avoid light flicker (30 FPS with 1/30 shutter speed or 1/60 shutter speed with an fluorescent light at 50 Hz in 230-volt electricity)...
  • Who wish to stop abusing his fucking list or would be blocked “permanently” if it don't stop causing that/this derailment;
  • Who hate fap-fap-fap-fapping (it's gæ);
  • Who now have a Smasnug Earth ASS since August 12 2036 at 3:14:16 AM after exiting the backrooms
  • Who think that Squidward Testicles drives a 2006 Honda Civic
  • Who have seen Dr. Jr. Esq. being Plankton's gæ femboy furry crush while stroking
  • Who've seen a pingassexual Russian dude being crushed on the Pingas Machine 9000
  • Who prefer the Earth ASZ, the Earth SZE+, the OnePlus 7 Pro and the Galaxy SIO except the SIO Lite rather than his ASS Ultra 5G Pro Plus Max Ultra Ultimate 9000 phone who have poop performance in a truck game with high graphics! Only 0.000001 FPS compared to the Redpoop Note IO SG from temu having a 4096x2160 at 96 Hz LCD display with a 69420 Hz pwm dimming and 14881091106942091118 fps on that same truck game he played on Ultra graphics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • Who likes Smasnug! This K-pop group is better than Life's Not Good (aka Negative LG or NLG)
  • Who committed multiples vandalisms and sockpuppets in Wikipedia between August 12 2036 at 3:14:16 AM and March 30 2048 at 7:20 PM! At least 14881091106942091118 times!!!

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Which type of vehicle are you?
You voted for "Tramway?" on 13 August 2024 at 00:28. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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What's your favorites years? (1960-1999)
You voted for "All (like me, i love 1960-1999 years!!!)" on 13 August 2024 at 00:29. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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There were 5 votes since the poll was created on 20:32, 1 November 2022.
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Which smartphone i wish to have?
Please vote below. Results will be shown when you have voted.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
There were 0 votes since the poll was created on 18:14, 4 August 2023.
poll-id 7FA8A0E2CA156EBC742385418F52697D

PS: i prefer LCD display because OLED or AMOLED display makes flickering with PWM grade. 😡

WhyNotSpaces???[edit | edit source]

LolWhoLaughAtTheMysteriousRailwayStation?IsThatCreepyHuh?

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My face![edit | edit source]

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