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Welcome u 2! Ravi de vous connaître très cher désencyclopédé (PS : je dis ça pour rire !). Le Djibril Express (talk) 19:20, 4 August 2022 (UTC)

Deez nuts

Je m'en fous si tu es banni. prépuce—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 14:57, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

Lauging my fuckin' ass off (LMFAO) d'accord x) Le Djibril Express (talk) 14:59, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

Usudjdhejdhhdjdjjdjndn you’re so funny my entire kikhl family is laughing.—🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:01, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

SVP LANCEZ LE HASHTAG « #PETEZVOUSDERIRE » pour plus de rire

Et je ne le suis pas encore (je veut l'être car j'ai été ici pour faire des tests, ainsi que de « visiter » le site Le Djibril Express (talk) 15:02, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

penissex sexepénis ayyyyyy—-🐆Crocotta1🐆 (talk) 15:04, 5 August 2022 (UTC)

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF... (leDjibrilEXPRESS.exe has stopped working.)

Please calm down

Please don't get too uncalm around vandals, Crocotta1, or people like that. This is Uncyclopedia. Don't get stressed out about it. I recommend you go to and read the links linked to in the webpage this link directs to. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:47, 6 August 2022 (UTC)

Hello. I am not stressed about Crocotta1 but vandals are M.A.D. (méchants, abrutis & débiles)! Le Djibril Express (talk) 10:56, 6 August 2022 (UTC)

You smell so bad.

You’re smegma smells so bad. It’s so bad even for me as a smemophile! Wash your dick!—Crocotta1 16:07, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Alright, enough. Chill. Both of you. MrX blow me 16:09, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Vroom Vroom! 🏎️ – Preceding unsigned comment added by Le Djibril Express (talk • contribs)

смегма—Crocotta1 21:09, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Seriously, both of you calm down, especially you @Crocotta1:. No more personal attacks. You're both lucky you haven't been blocked for this bullshit. MrX blow me 21:58, 24 August 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 week for being a dick. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop being a dick. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 17:09, 30 August 2022 (UTC)

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Bruh Le Djibril Express (talk) 09:28, 31 October 2022 (UTC)

But why i am an Dick? The same dick like Dudule's Big Dick or an 1.5 kilometer french baguette? :0

Lol... #LaGrosseBiteÀDudule

🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 19:20, 1 November 2022 (UTC)

It was mainly the bickering between you and Crocotta. MrX blow me 18:20, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

IKR 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 21:01, 4 November 2022 (UTC)

Crocotta1

Crocotta1 has made it clear that she does not want you posting anything on her talk page anymore, so do not post anything on her talk page or you will be blocked. If for some reason you absolutely must address an issue with her, you may do so on my talk page. Please let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 23:45, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

A-a-again?! But i just said “what's your refresh rate?”, so what's the problem? And what's the your? Mine can operate 90 Hz (so 89.77)... 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 08:31, 11 November 2022 (UTC)

The problem stems from your bickering with each other earlier. Don't get me wrong, Crocotta1 is far from innocent in this. She also made some unnecessary personal attacks against you. But she stopped after I warned you two. Don't post on her talk page again. You shouldn't have replied there after I had told you here (and there) not to. And I don't know what my refresh rate is. MrX blow me 16:28, 11 November 2022 (UTC)

Lol i know but there's just for laughing when she or i type this ^^ My bad 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 16:31, 11 November 2022 (UTC)

Also you can check in www.testufo.com/refresh_rate or at www.displayhz.com

Also mine was 89.77 Hz maximum. I imagine you have 60 Hz in your 1920x1080 monitor. Or 59.94 because of video timings. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 18:01, 6 August 2023 (UTC)

Fake self blocking

The user, 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 09:36, 17 August 2023 (UTC), was fakely self blocked with a time of 4096x2160x24 seconds for liking the OnePlus 7 Pro over the Redmi Note 10 5G. 🇨🇵le Djibril EXPRESS🇨🇵 - 🚂🚃🚃🚃 09:36, 17 August 2023 (UTC)