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the fact that the first UnNews I write ends up all but featured. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston
Nicely done! Looks like it just got featured a few minutes ago. I probably would've voted for but have been super busy lately, still haven't had a chance to read it. MrXblow me 23:20, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
okay
how many blowjobs to get thumbsucker? it would be fun to see how shitty some old articles are and to see if I can fix them SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston
At least 6. You can pay me back later. Enjoy the extra button and be sure to suck your thumb if you see something that scares you. Cheers. MrXblow me 23:21, 3 November 2025 (UTC)
Thaaanks! Also, i've thought user groups where the user could ban users, and one where they could huff articles, would be cool. don't feel like asking a sysadmin to do it. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston
You're very welcome. And that idea sounds nice but also way too complicated. MrXblow me 03:41, 4 November 2025 (UTC)
Since you asked so nicely... MrXblow me 20:33, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
Actually, Panther's luck ran out and he got permabanned yesterday i think???? SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston 20:43, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
Lol I know, I was saying that to point out that he was acting entitled, I never had any intention of hacking that up. MrXblow me 22:39, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
Edit war arbitration
Haven't been active for a while for personal reasons, but an image I put on A Minecraft Movie (an article that I have written) was replaced, and my reversion of the edit that replaced it was reverted by the same editor. Could this be resolved? Willy on Wheels! On Wheels!CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:38, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
I went ahead and restored your image and left a note on the talk page. MrXblow me 17:43, 17 November 2025 (UTC)
It's time for your birthday spankings! Now please, assume the position. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 16:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Thank you sir may I have another?! MrXblow me 19:38, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
eh, sorry to disrupt whatever was going on here but- I didn't remember know it was your birthday today; so happy birthday, birthday boy. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 19:40, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Wow! That one's more square than usual. Is that one your special one? Also, you can receive as many spankings as you desire. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 20:15, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
It's my lucky one. Special means retarded and is therefore a deeply offensive word. MrXblow me 20:20, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
Of course. I call it my intelligent one. Intelligent is the non offensive term for people with learning disabilities. MrXblow me 21:34, 18 November 2025 (UTC)
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! TropicalPanther, probably the luckiest user on the site[1] had been banned. This came after repeatedly creating a sucky UnNews. Originally allowed talkpage access, Panther then threatened to SUE Uncyclopedia. First off, for what? Second off, with what lawyer?
Along with several random user's pages,[2] some dick of an IP decided to go on a vandal spree.
It was about 10:30 PM ETC. Me, Gerg, Zorua, and OPOSSUM were the only ones awake. Suddenly, racoons vandalism. Some IP "blanking" pages with a clever bit of wikitext. Then it escalated. Quickly. Full-on blankings, calling us cunts, and a whole shit-ton of other stuff. Fun times.
09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
You might not be the best admin to ask this considering how they seem to dislike you personally, but I'm almost certain that they're a troll. How they haven't been blocked yet is beyond me. Willy on Wheels! On Wheels!CUN (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 14:54, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels: I think the reason they haven't been blocked yet is that it's been like 10 months or so without that user editing on this wiki. also, I don't think they're a troll, although it's true when they used to edit here they could be a tad annoying and/or unfunny. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 14:58, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
It's not even been one month lol 15:02, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
Template:Pinf has it? I don't remember that guy editing here since last year or so. when have they come back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:14, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
@Willy on wheels: oh, I hadn't seen that. still, I wouldn't call them a "troll" per se, but it's true they seem to have an irrational hatred for MrX just because he reverted them once. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:32, 21 November 2025 (UTC)
Lol I certainly wouldn’t oppose a block/ban for Barbie Lover. Stupid and annoying for sure, but I also have had a good laugh at their bullshit. MrXblow me 17:34, 24 November 2025 (UTC)
Eh, it's been mostly quiet over the past week or so. LPTEW got archived, I made some new sigs, the Yankees still suck, and everybody's having a gay fun old time.
Rounded to the nearest millennium, how old are you? — Fish on skates
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From The Logs
09:47, 18 November 2025 DaniPine3 blocked DaniPine3 with an expiration time of 5 seconds (autoblock disabled) (requested by Turb0-Sunrise: i'm a prick who edit conflicts people for no good reason)
10:04, 16 November 2025 Alula blocked TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) (don't say i didn't warn you)
00:14, 19 November 2025 Alula changed block settings for TropicalPanther with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (making legal threaths and stuff)
Also, would you mind putting the USP template on your talk page and not your user page? it just makes it easier for me to shoot through sending these Turb0-Sunrisede laBoston 22:18, 26 November 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday!
So along with your birthday balls, do you grow any special ones for holidays? Like on Halloween you'd grow a pumpkin ball, and for Christmas you'd get one that looks like an ornament? If so, what did you get for thanksgiving? BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 20:18, 1 December 2025 (UTC)
Thaaanks!And sometimes. It depends on if I've been naughty or nice. For Thanksgiving this year I got an apple pie ball, pretty sweet. MrXblow me 01:40, 2 December 2025 (UTC)
Happy non-birthday!
Since it is my birthday, you must send me stupid messages now! Ain't that wonderful? Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 13:52, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
Happy non-birthday, Turb0-Sunrise! 22:40, 7 December 2025 (UTC)
Happy belated birthday Turb0!! Sorry I missed it. Happy to see the Celtics won on the 7th! MrXblow me 16:51, 12 December 2025 (UTC)
Repeating the trend from October with the spooky signatures, Fish on skates has made her own Christmas-themed signature that looks suspiciously like DaniPine3's uhh... year-round signature. And, also repeating the trend, Turb0-Sunrise has come out with a "Christmas" signature of his own, suspiciously shortly after Fish showed hers off. OPOSSUM has also jumped on the bandwagon with a popup sig featuring, among other things, the disclosure of a relationship with Krampus and the accusation of presumed-dead user Squaw Dee being Santa's ninth reindeer.
Resident no-lifer and hockey lover Gergdown has been nominated for UOTM after RealDonaldTrump's smashing success last month. The outcome looks good so far, but you never know what can change in a month. Will Gerg be the last UOTM of 2025? Will a new contender rise to the challenge? Will the author stop talking like the back cover of a book? You'll just have to wait and see.
If pigs flew and I ran for admin, what would you vote? — Fish on skates
You can vote for multiple people, you know that?
From The Logs
23:56, 3 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) blocked Fish on skates (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled, autoblock disabled, email disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Turb0 told me to (for making a fatal grammatical mistake))
Just when we least expected it, Walbro has come back and created two new articles with ridiculously long titles mentioning Donald Trump and MrX. Turb0-Sunrise listed both for QVFD and told all on LPTEW, saying that he "FUCKIN' PREDICTED IT". Worst 100 Reflections on 2025 was updated accordingly.
Remember the first issue I wrote, when I said, "Looks like Taylor Swift got engaged to the whole team"? Well there may need to be a breakup song soon. Interception, boom, they're out of the playoffs. Suck it, walrus.
Recently, 6-7 on Uncyclopedia has been getting out of hand. It first started with 6-7 UnNews articles then the 6-7 article and finally the Forum to ban 6-7. The banning of 6-7 was decided by a vote with three 6-7 opposers arguing that there was way too much 6-7 and three people for 6-7. Thus 6-7 stayed.
On A story built one word at a time, relative newcomer and drug dealer Gammakid999 mentioned me, yes ME in their edit summaries, asking why I got blocked and where the UnSignpost was. This makes two times that I have been mentioned by name in ASBOWAAT. And yes, I did get blocked again. I requested it just like Gerg did when he took an uncyclobreak.
Biopic
Let me tell you a story. A story about a town down on the river, where there's a bunch of Dirty Water. You see, this area is home to the species known as Turb0s. This species is also commonly found in ASBOSAAT. It is a yellow sphere with hairy legs, huge penises, and a big blue cap. GO SOX! FUCK THE YANKEES! YANKEES SUCK!
18:22, 13 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talk | contribs) protected 6-7 (meme) [Edit=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) [Move=Allow only autoconfirmed users] (indefinite) (preventing potential vandalism from 6 to 7 years old kids)
"Vandalism. This vandalism only exists to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page. If I do get banned, then there will be a ratio of 6:3. If I don't get banned, there will be a ratio of 6:2. I'm Gerg, and I vandalized Turb0's user page. Not because of any spite, but because I wanted to increase the number of people who have vandalized this page (6). In fact, thank you Turb0 for editing my article (Edit farm). Well, I'm not Gerg. I have body swapped with a 10 year old. I don't know where I am, but I hate it here. I'm 10, and I miss my mommy. I love the parts of movies that contain feet. That's right, I'm 10 and I'm horny for feet. I ejaculate, and I'm 10! Sadly, in this body, I feel like I'm about to puke it after I said that, meaning that this person that I've swapped with needs to improve their horniness positivity. Oh well. How long can I extend this manifesto? Oh well. Ass. Ass. Ass. Boobies. Aw dang, it's getting late, mate! Oh well. Is Turb0 even awake? Who knows! Can he even revert this? Who knows!
Please revert this." — Gerg
Notes
Also, bangin' talk page edit notice. Ten outta ten! 🍂 gergdown🍂(talk) ☀️ 00:15, 20 December 2025 (UTC)
No, this is most likely the real Gale. 16:15, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
@Alula: How can you tell? This guy does not sound like Gale at all. His IP address is in Connecticut, if that helps. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:16, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
what part of connecticut Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas @ 12:30 23 Feb '26 16:17, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Bridgeport. But if this is the real Gale, then he can still probably VPN, being a "graduated script kiddie" and all. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:19, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Bridgeport, you say? YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK! Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 16:20, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Well, turns out that one of Gale's confirmed IPs (67.85.37.186) also traces to western Connecticut (Fairfield), although he claims to be from New York. This very well may be the real Gale after all, just acting out of character. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 16:25, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Well, he also sent a message to Cassie (something that almost no one does anymore because she's not active), but he used this IP range the last time he was here too, which makes the likelyhood of someone impersonating him here pretty low. 16:46, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
greetings, Mr. Gale. it seems you still resent this website even after so many years despite that most of the users here are different from those you met back then. I'd like to ask, do you even remember what did you hate from this website, or are you just hating from the sake of hating? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 18:18, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
I hate everything about this website and MrX was in fact around for my downfall, so your wrong.65.204.10.231 (talk) 15:00, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
if you hate it that much, why do you keep coming back? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:09, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
This is my first time coming back since 2023…208.249.1.6 (talk) 17:30, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Excellent question, Gale5050 has no answer, of course. MrXblow me 18:02, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
I don’t, really. I just had a sudden flashback and wanted to see what would happen. It’s hilarious seeing everyone analyze the geography of western Connecticut btw.24.45.137.58 (talk) 21:55, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
And yeah this is almost certainly Gale5050. Bridgeport is a ferry ride away from New York, plus everything else (especially what Alula pointed out) screams Gale5050, though his "voice" sounds a little different this time around. MrXblow me 18:04, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
all i care is that the western half of Connectthedots is gayer than Steve Ballmer in a Rockies uniform Turb0-Sunrise de la Merry Christmas 18:18, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
Yeah that’s true. MrXblow me 18:20, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
I wanted to share this with you. You know how I get on with making these pics and gifs that really grab you? Well now I have conjured up yet another epic offering! There's been some issue with my doing a VFH on my Frodo Baggins article, and while I edited much, I knew it needed something else. Something extra. Something no man or elf or dwarf or wizard can deny! Nacky (talk) 02:06, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Nice! And I will hopefully have time to give the article a full read soon, then hopefully vote for. MrXblow me 20:17, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
Sounds good! Take your time. I've been editing it, and may still do a little more. Brogo's been helping catch some mistakes too. I hated taking out some of the Tolkien-esque narratives, but it's okay. But the GIF totally makes it. I'm going to change the main Frodo pic up top, because well, it needs a little extra hard-nosed business hobbit hell bent on revenge flare. You know? Nacky (talk) 22:33, 23 December 2025 (UTC)
On December 16 or 17, I asked DaniPine3 to block me until the 19th because reasons. However, I had not accounted for who would deliver the UnSignpost, figuring Turb0-Sunrise would do it. Little did I know, Turb0 had taken his name off the paperbots list, leaving me as the sole UnSignpost deliverer. This was appropriately reacted to by several editors. And might I remind you that when you sign up for UnSignpost home delivery by putting the template on your talk page, you agree not to sue?
I've been here only a few months, but these few have been amazing. Lots of laughs, 5 featured articles, YANKEES SUCK, and so much more.
Through hundreds of rollbacks, so much has changed since July. New users, A fewoldones coming back, and a whole lot of moccasins. As the sun sets on another year, do remember that I'm under the mistletoe right now. :3
Lovingly yours,[nuh uh]
Thanks and Merry belated Xmas Turb0! Hope you had a great Christmas and have a Happy New Year! We're all glad you're here! Keep up the good work! MrXblow me 20:43, 30 December 2025 (UTC)
It's been a wild 20th year of Uncyclopedia. Several new people joining, the continued making and purging of ASBOWAATs, tons upon tons of Deltarot (Deltarune brainrot), the return of the UnSignpost, memes abound, YANKEES SUCK!, and The Daily News.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! Two people who haven't been heard from in a while have started editing Uncyclopedia again. Funnily enough, Page continues to describe herself as an "UnSignpost everythinger", a title which would be more fitting for Turb0 or Fish at this point.
Priest Goofball is the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. His hobbies include chess, preaching, and being the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4. Did I mention that he's the main boss of Deltarune chapter 4?
18:32, 28 December 2025 DaniPine3 (talkcontribs) changed block settings for Gergdown (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 15:26, 31 December 2025 (account creation disabled) (asked for it (again))
The Daily News is officially in print... well, not print. You get the point. Put {{The Daily News}} on your talk page to get daily spam in addition to your weekly spam!
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