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Look at his block log. He has a history of being really difficult. Also he recently said he wants to be blocked, so there he goes. MrXblow me 15:43, 2 September 2025 (UTC)
think about how powerful the red cocklocks would be. it would be so powerful in fact, i dont know how an admin would pull it off. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 10:14, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
Yes, our inability to pull it off is one reason we will most likely never have them. MrXblow me 15:49, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
Some day, we might find a way to obtain the power of the red cock lock. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:54, 6 September 2025 (UTC)
Hi. So alula doesn't like the fact that the uncyclopedia article, has slurs.
Alula wants to remove all of those words from the swear list. She would remove it all, but they fear that someone would complain about it, so, could you please sort this out. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:44, 14 September 2025 (UTC)
Against., the article is obviously designed to offend people. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:00, 15 September 2025 (UTC)
@GlitchyZorua: can you please point me in the direction of where Alula, or anyone, is saying this and/or removing slurs? MrXblow me 19:24, 15 September 2025 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia is not a safespace. Obviously we do not want to have articles which have gratuitous offense, extremism or blatant hate speech, and we do want to respect the general (and I mean general in a very light sense) dignity of all, but we aren't never have been and shouldn't become a safe space on our articles. Unless the article is written to hurt, written to endanger others, it's fair game. We have lost very very good writers in the past because of some people's attempts to selectively impose their protections of select vulnerable groups. Either we allow all groups to be parodied, satired and offended or none. My own articles about LGTBQ+ people (me being a fierce member of that community who tirelessly advocates for their equality) have elements that relentlessly make fun of and deeply offend queerness, and I make no apologies for that nor should I. I don't believe that learning difficulties, behavioral issues or genetic disorders should be sacred either. ShabiDOO 14:16, 16 September 2025 (UTC)
Obviously, on talk pages, we do not attack fellow users because of their identity or characteristics and in general avoid unpleasant, disrespectful behavior. I would hope it is the same on discord but I always forget about it and don't visit often. ShabiDOO 15:58, 16 September 2025 (UTC)
Agreed. As for some sort of disclaimer, I mean we can add that, but then again it should already be obvious. This is a comedy website. MrXblow me 19:03, 16 September 2025 (UTC)
you know how I said that red cocklocks are powerful?
Lemme tell you this, ive thought of a much more powerful cocklock.
i see that you have the funny "i got banned from Wikipedia template. curious. are you actually banned or is it just a joke, and if you were, what were you banned for? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:43, 18 September 2025 (UTC)
I have had over 100 accounts indef blocked for various types of vandalism. MrXblow me 02:30, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
I logged out but still couldn't see it. Anyway let's not add it to UN:PP, but we could add it and the red one to a subpage of UN:PP, if you would like to create one. MrXblow me 22:39, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
It might be if you're logged in only, but on an account without admin I have an alt, lemme check rq to see if it's real — L10nM4st3rROAR at me! / What my paws scratched 22:50, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
wait if this cocklock is orange, does that mean it pisses out... orange juice? GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 23:38, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
I think maybe I didn’t see it cuz I didn’t try to edit the page logged out. MrXblow me 04:08, 20 September 2025 (UTC)
About the red padlock... Would you be able to add that lock to the sub page for Un:PP? Or at least, shove them all under a heading on that page. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 19:22, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
I changed the protection level so you should be able to add it yourself. Though I may go back into that page and make some changes later if some things don't fit or make sense or whatever. But do go ahead and we'll see if it works. MrXblow me 22:36, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
WTF?
what the fuck, i accidentally pasted that. I clicked on one of these links and it pasted the "oh dear" thing. what the fuck?
ok so, it was one of the gadgets that did it. that explains it. I disabled them. (why were they enabled in the first place) GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 22:34, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Ok, cool, no worries. MrXblow me 22:41, 19 September 2025 (UTC)
Happy birthday!
For your gift, you will be mailed the result of my failed attempt at crossbreeding Jason Voorhees with a gorilla. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 19:49, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
Wow, Bad Motherfucker. It's been a while. Turb0-Sunrise(Yell at me) 01:03, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
Yes it has, was pretty busy and needed a break for a bit. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 01:25, 22 September 2025 (UTC)
Thaaanks!MrXblow me 22:31, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
I need to have a word with you
My birthmarks on my face are not nipples. Please stop asking me if you can touch my nipples on my face. You can touch the ones on my chest of course. Not on my face. Is that clear? ShabiDOO 19:50, 21 September 2025 (UTC)
Yes, that's clear, and I thank you for making it so clear. You know what a big believer I am in written affirmative consent. MrXblow me 22:32, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
Written confirmative consent is hot ShabiDOO 12:00, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
Bad Motherfucker says this: Written affirmative consent is hot. BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 18:35, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
Just to give you an idea on how old this fucking website is...
... I found this gold nugget while scrolling through a short list of templates. Gives you an idea on how old this god-for-saken website really is, huh. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 21:59, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
Haha wow. Myspace is a great lesson in knowing when to sell. MrXblow me 22:29, 24 September 2025 (UTC)
I was literally writing my first article on this site before a few users were born. ShabiDOO 21:54, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
That's awesome. MrXblow me 21:55, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
God, you're old Shabidoo. Off to the retirement home for you! BAD MOTHERFUCKERGET FUCKED! 00:24, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
What makes you think I'm not typing this from an old folks home shitting my adult diaper? ShabiDOO 22:50, 1 October 2025 (UTC)
Help me out here!
There's a dogshit sandwich of a vandal going around. I need a 55-gallon drum of whoop-ass ASAP. Turb0-Sunrise(Talk to me, Goose!) 19:45, 27 September 2025 (UTC)
You have been blocked from editing for a period of all of the years for putting a fucking apostrophe IN A FUCKING HYPERLINK. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop putting a fucking apostrophe IN A FUCKING HYPERLINK. Thaaanks! --SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 18:30, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
All of the years? Including in the past? Also I've never understood why people think apostrophes shouldn't go in links. Also you just made Brogo's day. MrXblow me 22:16, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
Yes, all of them, it just looks better that way, and Brogo would be rolling in his grave if he was actually dead. SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 22:22, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
"Looks better" boils down to your opinion. In my opinion, which is an objective fact, in this case and all cases, always and forever, apostrophes look far better IN the hyperlinks. MrXblow me 04:22, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
my opinion is a more objective fact than yours SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 14:21, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
(Entitled Greta voice) How dare you? MrXblow me 16:14, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
(Hurricane Karen voice) How dare you? SirTurb0-Sunrisede laBoston. 16:28, 8 October 2025 (UTC)
I can't choose between oxygen and water. I mean yeah I know you can go a lot longer without water than you can without oxygen, but I guess I don't know which is water and which is oxygen here. MrXblow me 23:27, 7 October 2025 (UTC)
We just got over Gerg's Shitroom existing[1], and now we have yet another competitor.TropicalPanther's "New Tropical Times" has arrived on the newspaper scene this last Sunday. Damn it, I wanted the cool job nobody else had! And seriously, what's with this line? L10N! GET IN HERE AND FIX THIS!
We have a socker! Wikicreator2562 is a rampant sockpuppeteer. With 5 confirmed socks, be on the lookout for any article on the fictional piece of bullshit Cherbia, or anything concerning the HowTo Store.
Biopic
Gergdown, formerly Theultimategergdown, is the creator of articles such as Lawrencium, as well as Make it to Ketchikan's Vancouverite Sojourn, is one of the only Canadian Uncyclopedian still around. Gergdown is also the author of Gerg's Shitroom. Go read that. Nothing happens here.
""""Who wants to see some absoloute dogshit soon" -Turb0-Sunrise" -Gergdown", after responding to the quote from Issue 5, "who wants to hear some absoloute dogshit soon" — Turb0-Sunrise"-Gergdown
Nice. I mean I don't think we really use it since we don't have as many protection levels as the parody. Plus getting Jack Phoenix to simply use the blue cocklocks for the extended confirmed protection that we already have is taking him years. Seriously you should go ask Jack on his talk page about getting the blue cocklocks implemented. MrXblow me 14:23, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
uh i think it might be useless unless theres a super important page that only sysadmins can edit. also dont you dare check rocko's talk page 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 14:32, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
I think it might be useless either way, because it's for a protection level called "Mrex protection", which we don't currently have 15:16, 13 October 2025 (UTC)
A new forum topic, Ask Turb0, has opened up. The forum allows people like you to ask Turb0-Sunrise questions about anything. that's right, anything. The top 5 questions each week get on the USP. Like, we need questions. Please.
Gerg's Shitroom author Gergdown and I are considering a merger. Does this really matter? No. Will anything change? No. And the merger actually happened. Will the world implode? Find out next on Uncyclopedia: The Soap Opera!
Within the past month or so, several new users have popped up. Soviet, Teh Epik Duck, DestructiveCriticism, and LavaLampDrinker, just to name a few. Is this the Uncyclopedia comeback we've been waiting for for the past 12 years or so? Or is it false hope? Only time will tell.
Biopic
Soviet, one of the newest users on the site, has been a prime contributer to the ASBOxAAT series, notably helping black out the whole canvas in the small version of ASBOPAAT, and creating a large Canada leaf that Fish better not turn purple! in the big version.
What are some of the best hiking trails on the Presidential Range? -OPOSSUM — [nil {{{u1}}}]
In short, Jewell Trail, Tuckerman Ravine Trail, and the Crawford Path.
Which is more versatile, big sticks or pool noodles? -OPOSSUM again — [nil {{{u2}}}]
Big sticks, as they can be used for all things pool noodles can be used for, save cannons.
U got a big stick? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -OPOSSUM yet again — [nil {{{u3}}}]
Perchance.
why do you guys in new england call shit different things, why do you call water coolers "bubblers", why do you guys call "cold" as 31*F and not -1*C, ect. -Gergdown surprisingly — [nil {{{u4}}}]
I don't know about the bubbler thing, but we do call remote controls "clickers" up here. And -1*c is basically the same as 31*f, so it's about the same.
How many hours of sleep do you get? -Soviet — [nil {{{u5}}}]
Pretty cool. MrXblow me 15:27, 16 October 2025 (UTC)
Taking a look
My darling mister big balls. First, thanks for your support on the vfs. Means a lot, especially coming from you. Second, if you have a chance, could you take a look at Antipasta? I'm fond of it but I know it's not as strong as can be. Any thoughts or critique would be great. Don't hold back :). Same with anyone else reading this. All praise mister X's big balls. ShabiDOO 10:19, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
Thanks dude, my balls are as big as ever and I hope yours are too. At first glance, Antipasta looks good. I will try to add some stuff to it this week. I'll be a little busier than usual, but I will add something. MrXblow me 17:11, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
bronies are the scum of the scum of the shit of the world. all bronies should be shot out of a railgun into a pit of sharpened dicks. DEATH TO BRONIES! 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 22:32, 18 October 2025 (UTC)
This thread is almost as violent, hateful, and illogical as the saloon bar on rationalwiki. Almost, not quite. Nothing beats those hypocrites lol. MrXblow me 17:14, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
i woulda rollbacked that
my internet went out at the exact wrong time. 👻CUNTurb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻 12:46, 22 October 2025 (UTC)
The 2025 Atlantic hurricane season's newest fuck-buddy, TropicalPanther Storm Melissa, has formed, and is expected to hit just about anywhere from Costa Rica to Florida. Give it to Florida! HIT MIAMI! Or just do nothing and give some Caribbeans a bath whether they like it or not.
TropicalPanther's newest childish obsession, the furry/musician[citation needed] Yonkagor, is getting out of hand. Panther's escapades include attempting to turn LPTEW into a forum about it, among other things. What Panther doesn't realize, is that even though I've never even heard of it, I can already tell that it sucks.
Notable[eugh?] user Gergdown has been nommed for adminship by yours truly. It's not going so well. Somehow, it sits at 0, and get this: Gerg hasn't even voted for himself yet.
"Erm, actually, if you check everybody's noms on VFS, nobody actually has voted for themselves yet 🤓 also give me half an year and then nom me again 🤓 🤓 🤓" — Gergdown
The epidemic of spooky signs is almost over, hopefully. It all started when I made up a new "spookysig" featuring purple and orange as opposed to my normal eye-burning pink, Hatsune Miku blue, and neon brown. Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire joined in the fun when he made up his own spooky signature. A newcomer, Teh Epik Duck, also made a spooky signature, rebranding himself as Teh Spooky Duck and putting an additional color in there, green. Who will be the next to become spooky? ALL-CAPS MARSUPIAL? Oneshot Bird, perhaps? Maybe even Daniel Pinus the 3rd? Anything goes when it's spooky sig season!
Local hozer and resident dumbass Gergdown has finally done something useful for Onwards to Boston, uploading probably one of the best songs ever, "Dirty Water" by The Standells. You can listen right over there on the right.
After stealing various stuff from Gerg, Turb0-Sunrise's user and talk pages actually kick ass now. Seriously. Go look at them. The talk page header is particularly nice. Gerg's headers are neat too. Check those out.
Apparently, many users are not who they think they are. According to Gerg, Alula and DaniPine3 are the same person, Opossum is ASSGORE DREEMURR, Big MOCCASIN Billy is the Friend Inside Me, Knife Guy is THE ROARING KNIGHT, and I'm Toby Fox. Ask him about it.
what do you plan on doing for the rest of your uncyclopedian career? -Gergdown — [nil {{{u1}}}]
Your mom!
if i were to turn you into a bigfin squid would you become Turb0-Squidrise? -number dude — [nil {{{u2}}}]
bluug blorp blub.
the vancouverite sojourn paradox: since vancouverite sojourn has music, templates, and images, and has more pages than efo, is it technically mitk 2.5? -gerg — [nil {{{u3}}}]
“Yeah peepee poopoo bitch, you're a person who got divorced by Tony fucking Montana.” -Gergdown
If you are over 18 and a smoking hot firefighter, you could also piss on me. -Shabidoo
Against., the article is obviously designed to offend people. 
