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Boners![edit source]

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You were in favor of the 3rd most rigged VFH in the history of Uncyclopedia!



Thanks for the vote (which got my first ever feature!!!) take these boners as a prize for your efforts

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:27, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Winner[edit source]

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Ovidius IV is a winner of Sir Peasewhizz's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Trivia game on IRC. However, on IRC, Ovidius is known as simply "sheep". This miracle occurred on the date of January 7th, 2013. However, since your highness host lives in New York, it was actually January 6th for him. Being that, his smart ass won himself the million cash slaps by cheating wits alone. Go to his talk page, say congratulations, and worship him. If you wish to see how he knew and dominated each mere question with the power of the mind, visit here or else... you'll be missing out some info or something. Whatever, yo! Just click it, dammit! --> X. If you would like to try your wits to also win yourself a million dollars, go to the host's talk page and schedule a meeting to play. Or you could just try to find him on IRC and give in to his requests. If you're lucky, he'll accept. If he's lucky, you'll accept! Also, keep it your pants. It's just for fun. You're not getting a million dollars, just air money. Do I look rich to you? Yes? Thanks, but no.
Carry on.

- Congratulations on winning big bucks. Just kidding, its just air money and pride. Plus, a free subscription to porn the forcing of respect from all your peers. Yes, even that one bully. NO LONGER, DUDE! Bye. If you want, add it to your fancy userspace. Bye. I already said that? Whatever. Bye again.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 01:22, 7 January 2013 (UTC)

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