Forum:Ask Zombiebaron/archive1

Issue 184

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1. I was going through my boyfriend's text messages and found that he had told his ex that she was a "sexy fox" that "anybody would be lucky to have" and he still expects me to sleep next to him tonight and I don't know how to feel. What do I do? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 19:30, Sunday 27 January 2013 -
2. where do I keep my keys hidden? Madclaw @ ^talk 22:11, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
3. Zombiebaron, is your mom actually SO GHEY? -RAHB 23:19, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
4. Zombiebaron, are you actually gay? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:29, 27 January 2013 (UTC) - answered January 31st
5. Zombiebaron, is Frosty actually gay? -- Thankful Kippy Share blessings Bountiful harvest 22:56, Jan. 27, 2013

Issue 185

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1. How much Zombiebaron could a Zombiebaron Zombiebaron if a Zombiebaron could Zombie Baron? Perfectionist Dude-man (2013-01-27 18:55 UTC)
2. Why am I such a faggot? —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 29 2013 00:38.
3. Do you watch children's cartoons anymore? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 09:39, 31 January, 2013 (UTC)
4. I spilled cocaine on a math assignment that I handed in to my teacher, and now I'm afraid that she's addicted to giving out homework. What do I do? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 10:07, Friday 01 February 2013 -
5. What is the meaning of life?--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 00:31, 31 January 2013 (UTC)

Issue 186

None.

Issue 187

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1. Hypothetically speaking, say you and I were to suddenly decide one day to sail the Mediterranean Sea in search of various treasures, and hypothetically, we crash our boat on a deserted island. Now... hypothetically, we try to signal for a rescue for any planes passing by, but hypothetically, that proves uneventful, seeing as this island is buried under massive amounts of fog. However, we are able to setup a hypothetical shanty campsite using nothing but bamboo and wood we've collected from fallen trees, and eventually (but hypothetically), we're even able to create a water purification system after our supply of bottled water runs out. But one day, while attempting to catch fish, we discover this hypothetically deserted island is not deserted at all. In fact, it happens to be populated by a completely hypothetical tribe of cannibals who are fresh on our trail. Hypothetically, we must build a raft and escape the island. After two weeks of evading the cannibals, we finally manage to build this raft and we set sail once again. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Sadly, we only manage to make it less than a mile from the island before a giant hypothetical wave forces us to crash and endure the cold, murky waters. Hypothetically, we're able to swim back to the shore but because of the time we spent in the water, I've contracted a hypothetical case of pneumonia. What's worse is that we've hypothetically used all of our Kleenex supplies in our old water purification system, meaning I'm left with a very runny nose and no hypothetical way of treating it. My question is, will you let me blow my nose in your butt cheeks? — SG1 ^{[citation needed]} 23:38, 9 February 2013 (UTC)
2. What is the meaning of undeath? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:48, 9 February 2013
3. Dear, Zombiebaron, please explain the 2nd law of thermodynamics in six words or less. -RAHB 09:32, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
4. Zombie, what is your favorite weight-loss diet? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:27, 30 January 2013 (UTC)
5. Zombiebaron, mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you? Aleister 00:29 29-1-'13

Issue 188

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1. Dear Zombiebaron, how would you describe the live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie 5 words or less? --  ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 18:35, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
2. Dear Zombiebaron, how do I get girls to have sex with me? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 18:25, Sunday 27 January 2013 -
3. Do you believe in demons? -— Lyrithya ༆ 07:08, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
4. I'm sick of you! I'm gonna get you, Zombiebaron. I'm gonna get you! How do you like those particular apples? --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 18:28, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
5. Zombiebaron, do you sell propane and propane accessories? --TheKoromoAmae (talk) 19:06, 27 January 2013 (UTC)

Issue 189

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1. Dear Mr. Z, does life start at conception, or when the child takes its first walkabout? Aleister 00:20 29-1-'13
2. Why won't my porn download? How can my WeinribŽ be this cute? 23:49, 28 February 2013 (UTC)
3. Why does How It's Made give me a boner? -RAHB 23:32, 5 March 2013 (UTC)
4. hOW COME WE NEVER SE EZOMBIES POOP IN ZMOBIE MOVIES?!?!!1 THEY EAT STUF FALL THE TIME BUT WE NEVER SEE THEM POOP! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 30 '13 1:45 (UTC)
5. How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 03:32, Thursday 31 January 2013 -

Issue 190

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1. Is salad a heavy metal? -RAHB 16:31, 13 March 2013 (UTC)

Issue 191

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1. Zombiebaron, how old were you when you first molested your priest? --EMC ^[TALK] 03:42 Jan 28 2013
2. Is Zombiebaron related to Che Guevara? |Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 06:58, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
3. Zombie, you being an internet celebrity and all; have you ever given an autograph to anyone's boobs? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 05:53, 30 January, 2013 (UTC)
4. I've got $12 and I'm looking to party - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 07:09, Thursday 07 February 2013 -
5. Ooo, baby, won't ya give me your love tonight? -RAHB 07:35, 21 February 2013 (UTC)

Issue 192

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1. Why does porn give me a boner? -RAHB 23:20, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
2. Why does porn give RAHB a boner? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:31, 5 March, 2013 (UTC)
3. Yeah, why does porn give RAHB a boner? -- Style  Guide 21:04, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
4. Do brains give you a boner? -RAHB 05:42, 8 March 2013 (UTC)
5. Why does ANTHROPOMORPHIC COCKSUCKER ask so many irritatingly sexual questions? Ṁōŏṡʒ 08:59, Mar 11 08:59, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
6. Why haven't you answered that RAHB/boner question yet? -- Style  Guide 09:04, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
7. Why is Moose so frustratingly sexually frustrated? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 15:23, Monday 11 March 2013 -
8. Why do irritatingly sexual questions and frustration give me boners? Yes, more than one. -RAHB 22:23, 11 March 2013 (UTC)
9. What's my problem with women? User:Matthlock/sig2 04:10, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
10. Yeah, why can't Mattlock get a boner? -RAHB 04:21, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
11. Why didn't you answer that one yet? It's the most relevant of the bunch so far. -- Style  Guide 08:15, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
12. Does anybody else find it ironic that question number 69 is about my boners? User:Matthlock/sig2 23:03, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
13. Does anybody else find it erotic that question number 69 is about Matthlock's boners? -RAHB 06:53, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
14. Why can't RAHB quit going on about Matthlock's boners? -- Style  Guide 11:11, 14 March 2013 (UTC)
15. Why this forum turned into a 'Ask Zombiebaron questions about other's questions'? And why am I asking this? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:19, 14 March, 2013 (UTC)
16. Or am I just a time paradox? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 11:20, 14 March, 2013 (UTC)
17. If Cat is a time paradox, does he still get boners? -RAHB 00:08, 16 March 2013 (UTC)
18. There really are a lot of boner-related questions. What is a boner? Ṁōŏṡʒ 12:54, Mar 16 12:54, 16 March 2013 (UTC)
19. And how do I get one? Ṁōŏṡʒ 13:11, Mar 16 13:11, 16 March 2013 (UTC)

Issue 193

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1. Will you answer this question? --EMC ^[TALK] 12:43 Mar 12 2013
2. Why Hotadmin4u69 stole my question? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 14:48, 12 March, 2013 (UTC)
3. Why did ^ those two do what I was just about to do? -- Style  Guide 18:25, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
4. Does salad have inherently supernatural qualities? -RAHB 20:57, 12 March 2013 (UTC)
5. Do zombies like salad porn? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 21:05, 12 March 2013 (UTC)

Issue 194

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1. If you mixed a Zombiebaron, an Olipro and a Mr winkler, what would be the ultimate outcome? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 22:09, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
2. Have you seen Iron Sky? XDD Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 10:47, 29 January, 2013 (UTC)
3. Dear, Zombibaron, is professional wrestling fixed? -RAHB 20:23, 25 February 2013 (UTC)
4. What do brains taste like? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:24, 8 March 2013 (UTC)
5. If beans are such a musical fruit, how come they can only play the trombone? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:02, 11 March 2013 (UTC)

Issue 195

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1. If we were to crash several small meteors into Mars as to build up its mass slightly and we then syphoned some of the greenhouse gases from Venus' atmosphere and enveloped Mars in it, would Mars become habitable? What about Venus? Would it cool down enough following the removal of the greenhouse gases? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:51, 18 April 2013 (UTC)
2. I made a movie called "iRape". How do I promote it in theatres? --EMC ^[TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
3. Questions? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 04:49, 18 April, 2013 (UTC)
4. How many walruses could you (as in, YOU, Zombiebaron) put in a bathtub with doughnuts on their tusks? - S^tr_ai_nj¹_...TALK 12:21, 2 April 2013 (UTC)
5. Is it the heat, or is it the humidity? -RAHB 09:18, 1 April 2013 (UTC)

Issue 196

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1. Ain't I clean? Bad machine. Super cool, super mean. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 01:01, Thursday 21 February 2013 -
2. Howcome you never change your signature? ~Y KUN — 07 February MMXIII 23-05-40 ¿
3. What is sex?Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:09, 7 February 2013 (UTC)
4. What kind of username is 'Zombiebaron'? --THC420 (talk) 01:55, 17 March 2013 (UTC)
5. Is it true that you don't pick the best questions but the easiest ones instead? There have been rumours. -- Style  Guide 20:44, 13 March 2013 (UTC)

Issue 197

None.

Issue 198

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1. When does the next UnSignpost come out? Ṁōŏṡʒ 21:48, May 28 21:48, 28 May 2013 (UTC)
2. Does UnSignpost even happen anymore? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 21:51 28 May 2013
3. Is USP neutered? Ever? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 21:55, 28 May, 2013 (UTC)
4. Can frogs be neutered? IFYMB! Talk to me baby! 22:07 28 May 2013
5. Yeah when is the next USP? -- Style  Guide 18:51, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
6. Can I ask two questions? -- Style  Guide 18:51, 4 June 2013 (UTC)
7. How do zombies fit in well with everyday society? Gayness? -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 10:40, 12 May 2013 (UTC)
8. Coke or Pepsi? - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 04:33, Friday 10 May 2013 -
9. Who touched me? --EMC ^[TALK] 16:54 Apr 18 2013
10. Is the only card you need the Ace of Spades? -RAHB 03:27, 11 February 2013 (UTC)

Issue 199

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1. Who is your real identity? Before being a zombie? —  (talk) (contributions) Jan 27 2013 18:23.
2. Dear Zombiebaron, is it true that you own Mike Nesmith's original wool hat? -RAHB 03:43, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
3. Is uncyclopedia supposed to be stupid? -— Lyrithya ༆ 07:08, 29 January 2013 (UTC)
4. Will you make me an admin again, Bureaucrat Zombiebaron?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 01:43, 30 January 2013 (UTC)
5. Or three? -- Style  Guide 18:51, 4 June 2013 (UTC)